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England v United States.
#1
The world cup is coming in weeks , and England have drawn the US in the first group stage.

Its best not to watch it, even if you can, it will be a total humiliation.  Thats putting it mildly.  Men against boys, carthorses v race horses.  

VIVA GRANDE BRITAGNE.         We have footballing nuclear weapons compared to your damp squibs.
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#2
The only thing I know about soccer is that Brits like to call it football.

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#3
And it is stupid.
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(09-22-2022, 06:51 AM)Duchess Wrote: The only thing I know about soccer is that Brits like to call it football.

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Actually, when you think about it Soccer really is football, because hands never touch the ball during game. 
Only Feet move the ball, sometimes bouncing off heads and or body. 
Here football is only touched by foot during kickoff, punts, and field goals. All the other time hands 
move and hold the ball.   So.  .  .  .  hah
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#5
(09-22-2022, 07:57 AM)BigMark Wrote: And it is stupid.

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#6
I was going to say that Carsman.  Why is it stupid chang?   And there was me warming to you.  You try and be funny no matter what.  I regard football, or soccer as you call it, an art form.
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#7
It was Mark who said it is stupid, hun.
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(09-23-2022, 09:13 AM)Piglet Wrote: I was going to say that Carsman.  Why is it stupid chang?   And there was me warming to you.  You try and be funny no matter what.  I regard football, or soccer as you call it, an art form.

I thought the Simpsons YouTube video was self explanatory. Sorry. I thought someone from the birthplace of Monty Python might understand humour.
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(09-23-2022, 10:19 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(09-23-2022, 09:13 AM)Piglet Wrote: I was going to say that Carsman.  Why is it stupid chang?   And there was me warming to you.  You try and be funny no matter what.  I regard football, or soccer as you call it, an art form.

I thought the Simpsons YouTube video was self explanatory. Sorry. I thought someone from the birthplace of Monty Python might understand humour.

Oh, didnt see the video thing.   Kicking a ball about is better than playing catch.  Anyway i am open to signing autographs.  My playing career encompasses the Cambridge United youth team, St Andrews, High Green Villa, Mortomley,  Rubery Hill Hospital, the Royal Orthopaedic,  Fulbourn, Ida Darwin and St Matthews.

I can post a paying in  bank number, when i recieve 120 dollars  my autograph will wing its way to you.
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(09-23-2022, 09:13 AM)Piglet Wrote: I was going to say that Carsman.  Why is it stupid chang?   And there was me warming to you.  You try and be funny no matter what.  I regard football, or soccer as you call it, an art form.

I regard them both as a sport that a bunch of moron faggots sit around watching and getting all worked up over. They even wear jerseys with their favorite players name on them like they personally know them or something. Really, get a goddamn life already, you stupid waste of polluted air.
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#11
(09-23-2022, 05:54 PM)sally Wrote:
(09-23-2022, 09:13 AM)Piglet Wrote: I was going to say that Carsman.  Why is it stupid chang?   And there was me warming to you.  You try and be funny no matter what.  I regard football, or soccer as you call it, an art form.

I regard them both as a sport that a bunch of moron faggots sit around watching and getting all worked up over. They even wear jerseys with their favorite players name on them like they personally know them or something. Really, get a goddamn life already, you stupid waste of polluted air.
Watching football is a good male bonding experience. It beats sitting home alone, thinking about killing yourself.
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#12
Don't overthink it.
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(09-23-2022, 06:06 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(09-23-2022, 05:54 PM)sally Wrote:
(09-23-2022, 09:13 AM)Piglet Wrote: I was going to say that Carsman.  Why is it stupid chang?   And there was me warming to you.  You try and be funny no matter what.  I regard football, or soccer as you call it, an art form.

I regard them both as a sport that a bunch of moron faggots sit around watching and getting all worked up over. They even wear jerseys with their favorite players name on them like they personally know them or something. Really, get a goddamn life already, you stupid waste of polluted air.
Watching football is a good male bonding experience. It beats sitting home alone, thinking about killing yourself.

hah
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#15
Take no notice chang, Is it possible to private im me on here?  Do you want to?  A complete stranger can be a good thing.
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#16
He's talking about what the french call a climax or "little death" I'm sure he could use a hand with that.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#17
(Yesterday, 09:18 AM)Maggot Wrote: He's talking about what the french call a climax or "little death" I'm sure he could use a hand with that.

Your vile.
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#18
* You're. the queens english.
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#19
November 25?
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#20
(Yesterday, 08:35 AM)Piglet Wrote: A complete stranger can be a good thing.

Only if you have tits and a pussy. I love birds and cats. Smiley_emoticons_wink hah
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