What is the strangest thing that has ever happened to you?

[QueenBee]

Figured that would get a chuckle from you. Considering I am pretty much even more dull and boring in my other life. ::

[The Afterbirth]

I had a shotgun racked and aimed at my chest, close range. The gun jammed.

Had a somewhat similar thing happen whenever I was a teenager. I was running a tractor mowing a creek bank and came across someone's pot field on the bank. I was supposed to mow everything no matter what it was...I started mowing it and next thing I know I have 3 guys with shotguns boarding my tractor and holding me at gunpoint. 1 of them pulled the trigger and it apparently jammed. The other 2 left after that and another guy in my crew took the jammed gun from guy as I attempted to beat him with a crescent wrench.

[Momster]

I was dead set on jumping off the jetty one night when I decided life sucked too hard at the ripe ol' age of 18. On my way to the beach, there was a mother deer giving birth in the middle of the one lane road. The mom ran off into the grass and the baby stayed there with is nose pressed against the front of my car making a little mewling noise. I called animal control and by the time they got there I had myself convinced it was devine itervention.

I still don't understand what the preggo deer as doing at the beach to begin with.

[DPD Chick]

something surreal
getting a phone call at 2:30 in the morning that my son's godfather and another close friend (my husband's partners) were killed.

another something
getting a call from my husband in an ambulance telling me he was shot

[DPD Chick]

I was dead set on jumping off the jetty one night when I decided life sucked too hard at the ripe ol' age of 18. On my way to the beach, there was a mother deer giving birth in the middle of the one lane road. The mom ran off into the grass and the baby stayed there with is nose pressed against the front of my car making a little mewling noise. I called animal control and by the time they got there I had myself convinced it was devine itervention.

I still don't understand what the preggo deer as doing at the beach to begin with.

this brought a tear to me eye

[Momster]

something surreal
getting a phone call at 2:30 in the morning that my son's godfather and another close friend (my husband's partners) were killed.

another something
getting a call from my husband in an ambulance telling me he was shot

:(

[Lady Cop]

i had to arrest my own booking officer....his car was slammed against a tree and he tried to say his girlfriend did it. so when i took him to jail the booking officer couldn't look him in the face and i had to call our LT. to come and take his badge off. it was a sad thing. :(

[Middle Finger]

i had to arrest my own booking officer....his car was slammed against a tree and he tried to say his girlfriend did it. so when i took him to jail the booking officer couldn't look him in the face and i had to call our LT. to come and take his badge off. it was a sad thing. :(

Why was he being arrested for slamming into a tree?

[Duchess]

i had to arrest my own booking officer....his car was slammed against a tree and he tried to say his girlfriend did it. so when i took him to jail the booking officer couldn't look him in the face and i had to call our LT. to come and take his badge off. it was a sad thing. :(

Why was he being arrested for slamming into a tree?

Prolly drunk...Ya know how cops love to drink...Glug..Glug..Glug

[Cynical Ninja]

I was held up twice working at a bank
mmmmmm is that strange?

Working in a bank and being shocked about being held up at gunpoint in the US is like being a prostitute shocked about being fucked.
The armed robbery of banks is a part of your American heritage and culture.

It must be nice to speak from the moral authority you've earned living for years saturated in the crime-ridden cesspool called England.

A new yorker criticising the crime rate in England!

::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::

You really are a complete fucking moron sometimes greaseball!

[Middle Finger]

It should give you pause if there is enough cesspool crime in England for a New Yorker to spotlight. Especially interesting was the increase in violent crime after your gun ban emboldened those who don't care about laws or bans, while making citizens more defenseless sheep (I mean, subjects).

[Cynical Ninja]

It should give you pause if there is enough cesspool crime in England for a New Yorker to spotlight. Especially interesting was the increase in violent crime after your gun ban emboldened those who don't care about laws or bans, while making citizens more defenseless sheep (I mean, subjects).

I would rather walk naked around London at 3 a.m than walk around central park at noon wearing a full suit of armour.

America = homicide capital of the western world. PERIOD.

[Middle Finger]

It should give you pause if there is enough cesspool crime in England for a New Yorker to spotlight. Especially interesting was the increase in violent crime after your gun ban emboldened those who don't care about laws or bans, while making citizens more defenseless sheep (I mean, subjects).

I would rather walk naked around London at 3 a.m than walk around central park at noon wearing a full suit of armour.

Considering you like to walk around with home-grown hamsters climbing up around and falling out of your ass as you cling to your self-defense cell-phone, you'll excuse us for not taking your judgment about "walking comfort" as a valid gauge on safety.

[newbiecollector]

Poofy hyas never been to London. He has never been farther than the local bus run..........about 8 blocks.

But the boy tells a good story, full of shit but a good one.

[Cynical Ninja]

It should give you pause if there is enough cesspool crime in England for a New Yorker to spotlight. Especially interesting was the increase in violent crime after your gun ban emboldened those who don't care about laws or bans, while making citizens more defenseless sheep (I mean, subjects).

I would rather walk naked around London at 3 a.m than walk around central park at noon wearing a full suit of armour.

Considering you like to walk around with home-grown hamsters climbing up around and falling out of your ass as you cling to your self-defense cell-phone, you'll excuse us for not taking your judgment about "walking comfort" as a valid gauge on safety.

You managed to swerve the fact your precious fucking country is the most dangerous one in the western world very nicely greaseball.
Are hamster anecdotes going to be your mock currency for the next few days mommas boy?

[Middle Finger]

I'll worry about that when everyone stops borrowing/asking for our resources, and killing themselves to live here.

You don't have that problem because you're a skanky cesspool remnant of tyrannical royalty, preferring unarmed subjects who don't have the balance of power, or who are not responsible for their own freedom and safety but instead, depend so very much on the whim of political whores. You are a dope ...

[DPD Chick]

I would rather walk naked around London at 3 a.m than walk around central park at noon wearing a full suit of armour.

America thanks you for not walking around here nude or with armour

[OnBendedKnee]

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

I'll worry about that when everyone stops borrowing/asking for our resources, and killing themselves to live here.

You don't have that problem because you're a skanky cesspool remnant of tyrannical royalty, preferring unarmed subjects who don't have the balance of power, or who are not responsible for their own freedom and safety but instead, depend so very much on the whim of political whores. You are a dope ...

with jacked up teeth.





*Sorry MF, I just had to add that fact.

[AnonyMoose]

I'll worry about that when everyone stops borrowing/asking for our resources, and killing themselves to live here.

You don't have that problem because you're a skanky cesspool remnant of tyrannical royalty, preferring unarmed subjects who don't have the balance of power, or who are not responsible for their own freedom and safety but instead, depend so very much on the whim of political whores. You are a dope ...

Captain Feces is on heroin. In UK, you can't get on a train without worrying about Muslim poison gas or an Irish bomb. In NYC, the worst thing to happen on a train is if you have to sit next to John Rocker and hear him whine about niggers and faggots.