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01-08-2009, 12:28 AM

It just occurred to me that ina newbie intro thread you said you have a basset hound whose nuts almost touch the floor. Why isn't he castrated??? ::wait::

**sally** · 01-08-2009, 08:45 AM

Because my husband is a moron and thought it was mean to cut their balls off. So now I have 3 male dogs who are not neutered. The female is fixed though and they dont mess with her. They are actually pretty well behaved for 3 dogs with balls the size of grapefruits.

**QueenBee** · 01-08-2009, 10:29 AM

Great, now I have a permanent picture of dogs with grapefruit sized balls burned into my brain. Thank you very much.

**sally** · 01-08-2009, 10:33 AM

Well I was exaggerating a bit. The Newfoundland is almost 200 lbs and his nuts are close to the size of a grapefruit though.

**Cynical Ninja** · 01-08-2009, 11:50 AM

Sinister Wrote:It just occurred to me that ina newbie intro thread you said you have a basset hound whose nuts almost touch the floor. Why isn't he castrated??? ::wait::

If she got them castrated she wouldn't be able to indulge in her favourite hobby of group fucking them.

**Zakalwe** · 01-08-2009, 01:53 PM

Castration only removes the balls. C'mon OP, you know better than to post bullshit. I know sally is easy (two intended meanings) but at least *think* about what you're saying.

01-08-2009, 02:14 PM

sally Wrote:Because my husband is a moron and thought it was mean to cut their balls off. So now I have 3 male dogs who are not neutered. The female is fixed though and they dont mess with her. They are actually pretty well behaved for 3 dogs with balls the size of grapefruits.

Is he aware that he is shortening the life span of the intact dogs?

**Zakalwe** · 01-08-2009, 02:17 PM

Sinister Wrote:Is he aware tht he is shortening the life span of the intact dogs?

Had to be a bitch post that.

Do you think the dog gives a fuck? HE'S GOT HIS BALLS! You'll never understand how attached a dude is to his balls, and not just in the physical sense. Balls are everything, which is why the Salster's husband-eunuch is a henpecked cunt. You take a man's balls, you take his power.

If I had a dog, that dog would keep his fucking balls. Cutting off the nuts of a dog should be classed as cruelty to animals; but then I think keeping animals is cruel and you're all fuckers anyway so whatever.

01-08-2009, 02:22 PM

[user=102]Zakalwe[/user] wrote

Quote:If I had a dog, that dog would keep his fucking balls. Cutting off the nuts of a dog should be classed as cruelty to animals; but then I think keeping animals is cruel and you're all fuckers anyway so whatever.

You're an idiot. I worked in animal medicine for years. The dogs and cats who are altered always live longer and they are not prone to the diseases like mammary cancer for females and testicular cancer for males.

You can mock all you want, but I know what the fuck I'm talking about. You don't.

**Zakalwe** · 01-08-2009, 02:28 PM

[user=7]Sinister[/user] wrote:

Quote:You're an idiot.

Awesome. Why is that? Because I don't subscribe to the belief that living longer equals living better? You're the fucking idiot for getting all hormonal over dog bollocks and pissing your panties that I don't agree with you.

Animal medicine? Hahaha. You're a fucking joke, Sin. Animals should either work or be eaten. You're no better than that bitch Sally (who still won't return my calls grrr).

P.S. Shampooing some mangy-stray with flea powder or what-the-fuck-ever you do, does not constitute animal medicine.

01-08-2009, 02:39 PM

Zakalwe Wrote:Do you think the dog gives a fuck? HE'S GOT HIS BALLS! You'll never understand how attached a dude is to his balls, and not just in the physical sense.

Now I am holding my balls and cringing. No way I wanna lose those bad boys.

**Zakalwe** · 01-08-2009, 02:41 PM

See, Sin? You splitarses don't have a fucking clue.

01-08-2009, 02:43 PM

I'm done debating this point with you, Zak. I worked as a veterinary technician for years and have seen it all. You believe whatever you want to. I just hope you don't have any pets.

01-08-2009, 02:46 PM

Sinister Wrote:I'm done debating this point with you, Zak. I worked as a veterinary technician for years and have seen it all. You believe whatever you want to. I just hope you don't have any pets.

I think he might have married one.

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**Duchess** · 01-08-2009, 02:50 PM

AnonyMoose Wrote:Now I am holding my balls and cringing.

Did your pediphile, sex offending wife just look your way ?

01-08-2009, 02:51 PM

Duchess Wrote:
AnonyMoose Wrote:Now I am holding my balls and cringing.
Did your pediphile, sex offending wife just look your way ?

Nope. Your husband did. Hurry - invite over 8 invisible friends to see this post.::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::

**Zakalwe** · 01-08-2009, 02:54 PM

Sinister Wrote:I'm done debating this point with you, Zak.

Wait. You didn't debate anything, you just got all fucking hissy and defensive. Is it cuntrag week or something? Your argument is that dog minus balls lives longer, I didn't fucking dispute that point. My argument is that dog minus balls is a very sad dog indeed. A man's balls are not called the crown jewels because they look like emeralds, you daft cunt. Even anonystupidprickmoose gets the 'balls are important' vibe.

So, yeah, fuck off you soppy, stupid, silly, bitch. Pointless fucking panty-waste.

**Duchess** · 01-08-2009, 02:55 PM

Uh Oh...He's begun to use several laughing smilies at once...It only took me two posts today... ::bravo::

01-08-2009, 02:56 PM

Zakalwe Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:I'm done debating this point with you, Zak.
Wait. You didn't debate anything, you just got all fucking hissy and defensive. Is it cuntrag week or something? Your argument is that dog minus balls lives longer, I didn't fucking dispute that point. My argument is that dog minus balls is a very sad dog indeed. A man's balls are not called the crown jewels because they look like emeralds, you daft cunt. Even anonystupidprickmoose gets the 'balls are important' vibe.

So, yeah, fuck off you soppy, stupid, silly, bitch. Pointless fucking panty-waste.

Lots of times biker women can relate to actual stories. Tell her how much you miss yours. ::lmao::

**sally** · 01-08-2009, 04:22 PM

Sinister Wrote:
sally Wrote:Because my husband is a moron and thought it was mean to cut their balls off. So now I have 3 male dogs who are not neutered. The female is fixed though and they dont mess with her. They are actually pretty well behaved for 3 dogs with balls the size of grapefruits.
Is he aware that he is shortening the life span of the intact dogs?

Yes and his reasoning is the same as that idiot Zakalwe. I wish I would have just went and had it done when they were puppies.

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