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I got another kitty!
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#101
12-05-2008, 12:37 PM
That is a cut kitty!! I let me daughter keep a stray...she named it CRUSTY.... lmao

Bernie is a nice name!
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#102
12-05-2008, 12:38 PM
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:
WhiskeyTaintgo Wrote:I disected a cat in 10th grade. I really dislike cats, but that was crossing the line. It was fucking gross.
We just had rubbery frogs that squirted formaldahyde when you made the first cut.
ewwww! We did frogs and earthworms and the pig fetus... I opted out of that one. GAG.
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#103
12-05-2008, 12:59 PM
A window into Bernies mind:-

"Mmmm that food that ugly bitch fed me sure was nice, I wonder how long its going to be before that ugly bitch feeds me again?, Okay I will let you scratch my belly you ugly bitch its close to feeding time, Mmmmm that food that ugly bitch fed me sure was nice......................."

Repeat ad infinitum.
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#104
12-05-2008, 01:09 PM
Bernie likes his toys too.
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#105
12-05-2008, 01:12 PM
"Maybe if I play with this stupid fucking rubber mouse to look cute the ugly bitch might give me some more food, I hope she dies so I can eat her face".
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#106
12-05-2008, 01:13 PM
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:"Maybe if I play with this stupid fucking rubber mouse to look cute the ugly bitch might give me some more food, I hope she dies so I can eat her face".
::lmao::
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#107
12-05-2008, 02:43 PM
WhiskeyTaintgo Wrote:I disected a cat in 10th grade. I really dislike cats, but that was crossing the line. It was fucking gross.
Why gross? I dissected a fetal pig in 8th grade and thought it was the coolest fucking thing ever. I think that's where my love of animal medicine was born. You just don't like guts and blood, or what? Seriously, not a set-up, I'm curious what you found so gross.
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#108
12-05-2008, 03:19 PM
I am just not interested in that kind of thing I guess.

I am more interested in the human medical field. I am going to school to become a Certified Professional Midwife. So blood, I can handle. Dead cat carcass, I cannot. Lol
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#109
12-05-2008, 09:49 PM
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jackboots Wrote:Poopy will hate me for this, but i'm not a cat fan. when i lived in the florida keys the feral cat problem was a real disaster, they attacked kids, destroyed cars, just a total mess. so i would catch them and "take them for a ride". i do realize it was the fault of the owners who dumped them, but nonetheless it was a terrible problem down there in paradise. the humane society could not keep up, there were THOUSANDS of them on each island.

And this problem could be so easily avoided if the stupid fucking pet owners would take a crowbar to their fucking wallets and pay for a fucking neuter surgery. The cost of "fixing" an animal is minimal compared to the huge, absurd amount of money that has to be spent to repair the damage the over-population of cats and dogs brings.

Unlessthe pet is fora trained, licensed, knowledgeable breeder, every single pet out there should be neutered. ALL OF THEM.
Not to mention that there are SO many vets that ONLY spay/neuter that do it for minimal costs to anyone who brings in a stray. So what if its not "your cat" for $20 bucks I'm sure you can take the cat in to a shelter/vet/spay and neuter clinic. Seriously!
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#110
12-05-2008, 09:51 PM
ihatefucktards Wrote:That is a cut kitty!! I let me daughter keep a stray...she named it CRUSTY.... lmao

Bernie is a nice name!
You're talking about the one Taint disected right? I'm fairly certain Poopy's cat is whole.
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12-05-2008, 09:54 PM
He's minus his testicles, but yeah, I believe he's got all the rest of his parts.
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#112
12-05-2008, 10:00 PM
I want a scotish fold. They are so damn cute
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#113
12-05-2008, 10:05 PM
I think all cats are gorgeous except those poor, overbred Persians with the squished-in faces. Why would people want to breed that feature, anyway?
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#114
12-05-2008, 10:06 PM
I know! looks like someone kicked em in the face
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#115
12-05-2008, 10:15 PM
i can only own Siamese short hairs.


or the ghey hypo allegeric ones.
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#116
12-05-2008, 10:43 PM
I was searching on the net one day and came across this beautiful cat. I can't remember the name of the breed but I love the beauty of the fur. They say this breed is very active and if you can't accommodate that then it's best not to get involved with this breed. I used to think ragdolls were the ultimate breed because of their temperament but then I found out that they were bred to be so docile and complacent and it broke my heart.


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#117
12-05-2008, 10:50 PM
I think that's a Bengal. Beautiful cat, whatever it is.
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#118
12-05-2008, 10:56 PM
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:I think that's a Bengal. Beautiful cat, whatever it is.
THAT'S IT! I should have remembered that name because of the Cincinnati Bengals...hahaha
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#119
12-06-2008, 08:30 AM
Momster Wrote:
ihatefucktards Wrote:That is a cut kitty!! I let me daughter keep a stray...she named it CRUSTY.... lmao

Bernie is a nice name!
You're talking about the one Taint disected right? I'm fairly certain Poopy's cat is whole.
Crap. It was supposed to have an E CUTE cat.
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