Dirty Limerick thread

[Maggot]

There once was a man from St Clair

That was screwing a girl on the stair

on the 48^th stroke

the banister broke

so he finished her off in the air.

[Lady Cop]

i just woke up for a minute...and i need a bannister. godamn stairs are steep and deep.

btw kissy kissy, maggot is not a faggot. he's cute.

going to go make another drinky. the sun is over the yardarm.

[Maggot]

A kinky young girl from Coleshill,
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill,
They found her vagina,
in North Carolina,
and bits of her tits in Brazil.

::blink::

[LuMPyPussy]

Are you making these up? If so, you're pretty good!

[Lady Cop]

A kinky young girl from Coleshill,
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill,
They found her vagina,
in North Carolina,
and bits of her tits in Brazil.

::blink::

BWAAAAAAA ::lmao::

[Sinister]

A dimwit showed off his cock
to the members residing in Mock.
The cock was so little
Members chuckled and giggled
Then the dimwit swallowed the barrel and triggered.

[Lady Cop]

pure genius! :cool:

[Maggot]

There once was a lady called sinister

That thought that she needed a minister

they sat down to pray

but he was very gay

now he lives in a convent with the sisters

[Maggot]

there once was agirl called poopy pants

that was cursed with headaches and the cramps

she took a midol

and out came it all

now she sits in a home next to gramps

[LuMPyPussy]

Okay, that proves to me you didn't write the first two.

[Sinister]

There once was a man name of Maggot
He was instantly re-named Faggot
But some who know better
know that changing one letter
is a liberty that makes them no better.
::sly::
Inside joke. Some of y'all won't get that one.

[Lady Cop]

i'm waiting for you to do one on me turkeybutt.

[Sinister]

There once was a broad named JackBoots
When she would walk by there'd be car toots
She knows she is hot
And a whimp she is not
Fuck with her and you're hurtin' a LOT.

[Lady Cop]

very cool Sin!! you're a poet and you know it!

[FLST Softtail]

There once was a broad named JackBoots
When she would walk by there'd be car toots
She knows she is hot
And a whimp she is not
Fuck with her and you're hurtin' a LOT.

that WAS good!!!::lmao::

[FUC OFF LOSER]

very cool Sin!! you're a poet and you know it!

But her feet show it there Longfellows::bigg::

[Sinister]

very cool Sin!! you're a poet and you know it!

But her feet show it there Longfellows::bigg::

I have perfectly normal-sized, precisely proportioned feet, I'll have you know!!! With purple toenails!!!! SO KISS MY FUCKIN' ASS!!!!

Just nice to see someone else around tonight. This place got quiet....

::lmao::

[FUC OFF LOSER]

There once was a biker named Choad
Who took her chopper on the road
When she ran over what she thought was a squid
She realized it was only Liquid
She said shit at least it wasn't a toad

[Sinister]

His initials were read F-O-L
He decided to walk into hell
What he wasn't aware
Was he shouldn't have dared
Now we're hearinghis ringing death knell.

::dlaugh::

[crash]

The was a queer Brit called OP,
Who loved women to squat over him and pee,
He took particualr delight,
When their piss was so bright,
And didn't mind paying the fee.