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Have you ever shaved a tiny pc of cake off...
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12-21-2009, 09:43 PM
...to make it look like you had no cake? I said I hated lemon cake..........but I lied. 116
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12-21-2009, 09:45 PM
Why would you do that?
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12-21-2009, 09:58 PM
(12-21-2009, 09:45 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Why would you do that?

My hand was guided by God. I swear I hated it once before.
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12-21-2009, 10:19 PM
No, I'm not an inconsiderate bastard like you that claims that I hate cake and then secretly picks at with my grubby hands.
































I only do that with the crust on the fried chicken.
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12-21-2009, 11:36 PM
(12-21-2009, 09:43 PM)Maggot Wrote: ...to make it look like you had no cake? I said I hated lemon cake..........but I lied. 116

Ya weirdo. ::lol::
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12-22-2009, 06:29 AM
I was a janitor one time in this place, I worked in the evening after everyone went home. One day they had a birthday party and left cake in the fridge, I shaved a little off, it was damn good cake, I shaved a little more. Hell, I ate half the cake doing that. I think they knew because the next day as the womens were leaving one of them told me to help myself to the cake, now 2 days old.
WTF?? Like I want 2 day old cake?? I ate it anyway.
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12-22-2009, 12:26 PM
I once put a big crunchy booger in the cake left over from the office party,some one ate it!::lol:: I think it was the janitor.:O
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12-22-2009, 02:18 PM
(12-22-2009, 06:29 AM)twisteroo Wrote: I was a janitor one time in this place, I worked in the evening after everyone went home. One day they had a birthday party and left cake in the fridge, I shaved a little off, it was damn good cake, I shaved a little more. Hell, I ate half the cake doing that. I think they knew because the next day as the womens were leaving one of them told me to help myself to the cake, now 2 days old.
WTF?? Like I want 2 day old cake?? I ate it anyway.

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12-22-2009, 03:33 PM


No but, I've done just the opposite of that, kinda...I accepted a piece of cake that was being pushed on me and I compacted that moist motherfucker and made it look like I had eaten at least half of it.
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12-22-2009, 06:32 PM
(12-22-2009, 12:26 PM)Maggot Wrote: I once put a big crunchy booger in the cake left over from the office party,some one ate it!::lol:: I think it was the janitor.:O

Now that just ain't right.Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch
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12-22-2009, 09:59 PM
This thread annoys me.
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12-22-2009, 10:37 PM
(12-22-2009, 09:59 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: This thread annoys me.

Was it my use of the word "crunchy"?
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12-22-2009, 11:15 PM
(12-22-2009, 09:59 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: This thread annoys me.

::lol:: I was just thinking the same thing.
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12-23-2009, 04:55 AM
(12-22-2009, 10:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: Was it my use of the word "crunchy"?


Gross motherfucker !...Crunchy boogers make me wanna heave...It's your lucky day, I can't find my kicked in the balls smiley.
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12-23-2009, 07:24 PM
(12-23-2009, 04:55 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(12-22-2009, 10:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: Was it my use of the word "crunchy"?


Gross motherfucker !...Crunchy boogers make me wanna heave...It's your lucky day, I can't find my kicked in the balls smiley.

So soft, gooey, and stringy boogers are good?
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12-23-2009, 08:41 PM
(12-23-2009, 07:24 PM)twisteroo Wrote: So soft, gooey, and stringy boogers are good?


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12-23-2009, 08:45 PM
(12-23-2009, 07:24 PM)twisteroo Wrote:
(12-23-2009, 04:55 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(12-22-2009, 10:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: Was it my use of the word "crunchy"?


Gross motherfucker !...Crunchy boogers make me wanna heave...It's your lucky day, I can't find my kicked in the balls smiley.

So soft, gooey, and stringy boogers are good?

You betcha, pizza nose!
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