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#221
10-31-2010, 06:12 AM


Don't invite yourself to my holiday dinner party, bitch. I don't care that you will know everyone there, I don't care that my friend is dating/fucking you. I don't care about you period. Now, because you're such a crass bitch, my friends invite won't include the option to bring a guest. Ugh! 86
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10-31-2010, 12:32 PM
ok let's hear the story/gossip. for Ramsey. hah
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10-31-2010, 01:03 PM


I don't hate her, that's just how I sound when I'm newly awake. Grrr. I'm feeling much more pleasant now. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin


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11-01-2010, 09:08 AM
ok Halloweenie beanie cat has been replaced by turkey beanie this morning. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin


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11-02-2010, 06:50 PM


I don't like it getting dark out this early & Ima like it even less when the time changes this weekend.
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11-02-2010, 06:55 PM
The "left" and "right" letters on my iPod earphones have worn off so I don't know if I'm putting them in correctly anymore. I haven't noticed a difference but I wonder if I'm scrambling my brain more than it already is.

I could google why they have left and right earphones but I prefer to just ponder the subject.
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11-07-2010, 01:36 PM
the Obamas get down in India~~

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11-07-2010, 03:37 PM
Our president can't dance. That should dispel some myths.

Our First Lady made their traditional dance look like a cross between the running man and a really bad Dougie.

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11-07-2010, 03:47 PM
(11-07-2010, 03:37 PM)Cracker Wrote: Our president can't dance. That should dispel some myths.


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11-07-2010, 05:03 PM
Only if racist means honest.

Blue Christmas lights are for Jewish people and some folks of color can bust it on the dance floor. Just not our president. I'm not sure if I busted the myth, though. I forgot he is of mixed heritage. His white half surely can't dance. Or his ugly half (hahaha, I think that woman is ugly. I don't care what anyone says. She lumbers around, has huge ass thighs, something is wrong with her grill, she has a funky eye that turns the wrong way, and she can spend 2 billion on a trip but can't do something better with that fucked up hair? She be homely.)













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Does she seem to have a lighter skin tone now? Maybe it is better lighting.
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11-07-2010, 07:10 PM
What a great sunset tonight, very colorful and orange/red. A band of blue also. Purple on the outer edges with a bright yellow in the center. Smiley_emoticons_smile I stared at it for a good 15 min. Now its gone............
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11-07-2010, 08:07 PM
It appears that she has been blessed with two gigantic asses.
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11-07-2010, 08:17 PM
(11-07-2010, 05:03 PM)Cracker Wrote: Only if racist means honest.


You did see I was laughing when I made that comment, right?

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11-07-2010, 10:46 PM
Yeah. I know YOU know, but just in case we have members of color... I only like to offend, not to cause sadness.

But that is one ugly ass woman. Her mouth looks like a piranha. (Had to look that up, don't see many women who look like they could strip the meat off the bone without messing up their lipstick.)

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11-07-2010, 10:51 PM
Which begs the question, men only please: Are there some mouths you wouldn't stick your dick into? Because I'm not sure how you would answer. (sober and drunk both welcome to reply)
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11-08-2010, 05:52 AM
(11-07-2010, 10:46 PM)Cracker Wrote: don't see many women who look like they could strip the meat off the bone without messing up their lipstick.)

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Just reading that made my thighs slam shut & I don't even have a pecker.

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11-08-2010, 11:34 AM
Elenor Roosevelt also looked like she could scrape up a dick pretty good.

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11-08-2010, 12:17 PM
(11-07-2010, 10:51 PM)Cracker Wrote: Which begs the question, men only please: Are there some mouths you wouldn't stick your dick into? Because I'm not sure how you would answer. (sober and drunk both welcome to reply)

Sober or drunk, I wouldn't even put your dick in "M"s mouth! Smiley_emoticons_shocked She's scary looking!
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11-08-2010, 07:14 PM
(11-07-2010, 05:03 PM)Cracker Wrote: . . .she has a funky eye that turns the wrong way . . . She be homely.

She does have that Jack Elam thang goin' on!


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11-08-2010, 07:51 PM
If I was in jail for 10 yrs I would stick it in a bucket of live mating nightcrawlers and smile if that was all I could find.
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