4 cellar windows fixed

[Maggot]

Today I was up at 5:30 and started taking apart 4 cellar windows that just pissed cold winter air unless I put plastic up. After taking the windows off I scraped and filled all the cracks in the frame, taking the frame out would have been tough as they were anchored to the concrete. I put a coat of primer on and used butchers wax where the window and the frame would contact each other.
There was a piece of metal someone had slapped in one frame because the glass broke. I cut some pieces af plexiglass to replace that and another frame that had a cracked glass in it. Normally I would have cut new glass but was all out and I had a 48x48 pc of plexi that I was sick of staring at and moving around. The inside of the window frames were dried out and I sealed that with stain and spar varnish.
Waxing the contact points after scraping them made them work like a charm and with new neoprene 1/8" x ³⁄₄ " finished it off. I am just waiting for the last coat of varnish to dry tonight and will install them together in the morning.
I really have no idea why I took all day playing with these things, nobody ever sees them but me and nobody could tell that they were any better than they were before but me.
I blame it all on the hot and heavy heaving and humping I got at 4am this morning and am really glad I went to bed early Saturday. Inspiration comes from different places and moments in time, this was one of those times.
Remember that positive things come from positive actions, and if your woman don't find ya handsome she better find ya handy!

[Lady Cop]

if i pay your lovely wife to do it again, will you fix my front windows for winter?

[Maggot]

if i pay your lovely wife to do it again, will you fix my front windows for winter?

I smell a bargain! each window............right?....left?..........middle?.........I'm liking this thing called barter. Will work for wife fucks! But I gotta-lotta bad that needs fixing......

[Maggot]

Your right...........she is too pretty for the likes of my sorry ass. Bitch gets ALL the attention.

[Duchess]

So...when does the annual chipmunk hunt & murder take place?

[Maggot]

So...when does the annual chipmunk hunt & murder take place?

I dont have a problem with them anymore. They have learned, which was my evil plan from the beginning, but bow season is coming up soon.

[Duchess]

Kabobs!

[Maggot]

I have noticed more red squirrels this year than ever before. They are the the most aggresive. If you were walking in the woods and you walked into an area that they liked they start screaming and throwing shit at you. Grey squirrels leave you alone.

[Satan Herself]

I have noticed more red squirrels this year than ever before. They are the the most aggresive. If you were walking in the woods and you walked into an area that they liked they start screaming and throwing shit at you. Grey squirrels leave you alone.

When I lived in NH I was driving up my driveway and a little black squirrel came out of the woods, sat in the middle of the road, cussed me out then took off like a big ass bird.

[Lady Cop]

Maggot is going to take his bow like some deranged robin hood and shoot my wild turkeys! evil wicked bastard!! then he's going to stuff them with the carcasses of my cute little woodland chipmunks!

[Maggot]

When you shoot a turkey you aim for their ballsack between the legs. They are smart birds.

[Lady Cop]

When you shoot a turkey you aim for their ballsack between the legs. They are smart birds.

how would YOU like it??

[Duchess]

After the ostrich fiasco, I'm not even going to ask.