10-06-2011, 03:31 PM
If Mock were a sitcom what actors would play who?
IF MOCK WERE A SITCOM
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10-06-2011, 03:34 PM
Denzel Washington would play Dick for sure. Daniel Day Lewis would play the part of Maggot and Martin Short would take the role of OP.
I'll work on the women in a minute.
10-06-2011, 03:44 PM
After reading some of Dick's recent posts (and they're fucking hilarious), I'm going to change my actor representing him from Denzel to Sam Kinison. Much more appropriate.
10-06-2011, 04:15 PM
The Ladies (and I use that term loosely) of the Mock sitcom:
Duchess- Halle Berry (I'm trying to repair our relationship) LC- Meryl Streep (see above) Tiki- Madeleine Stowe (yum!) Cracker- Kathy Bates (take it how'd you like to) User- Anne Heche (at least you made the cast)
10-06-2011, 04:19 PM
Hmph. I don't like you anymore.
10-06-2011, 04:24 PM
10-06-2011, 04:28 PM
I could see LC being played by Jaclyn Smith.
10-06-2011, 04:35 PM
Sally- Reese Witherspoon ()
Trixie- Katie Holmes (Just guessing) RamseyCat- Cher (??) Shitstorm- Jane Lynch (pretty sure)
10-06-2011, 04:43 PM
(10-06-2011, 04:15 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: The Ladies (and I use that term loosely) of the Mock sitcom: I will take it as a compliment. Don't fuck with Cracker OR Kathy Bates. If you thought I would be vain, you are mistaken. I like women of character better than women who get by on their looks. Now where is my sledgehammer?
10-06-2011, 04:46 PM
What about Aussie and Jsmom?
10-06-2011, 04:52 PM
10-06-2011, 04:53 PM
10-06-2011, 04:56 PM
(10-06-2011, 04:43 PM)Cracker Wrote:(10-06-2011, 04:15 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: The Ladies (and I use that term loosely) of the Mock sitcom: Nice! Kathy Bates (and Cracker) are funny as FUCK!
10-06-2011, 04:58 PM
(10-06-2011, 04:15 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Duchess- Halle Berry (I'm trying to repair our relationship) I would have preferred you be honest rather than trying to repair our relationship, there's nothing wrong with us, I just like fucking with you occasionally. You should consider yourself lucky, some people never hit my radar.
10-06-2011, 05:14 PM
(10-06-2011, 04:58 PM)Duchess Wrote:(10-06-2011, 04:15 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Duchess- Halle Berry (I'm trying to repair our relationship) Duchess, consider Halle Berry for a minute... great actress (Monster's Ball), sexy (Swordfish) and a take charge woman (Die Another Day). You don't think that describes you?
10-06-2011, 05:24 PM
Should I be ashamed to admit I had to look up Paz Vega? And I still don't know who she is.
10-06-2011, 05:28 PM
10-06-2011, 05:30 PM
10-06-2011, 05:32 PM
I didn't see. Was busy yelling at these damn kids.
10-06-2011, 05:36 PM
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