Not intended for human consumption...

[sally]

Dick is right, Cracker. I hate to be the bringer of bad news here, but giving dogs poultry bones is a black people thing.

[Cracker]

Dick is right, Cracker. I hate to be the bringer of bad news here, but giving dogs poultry bones is a black people thing.

I know about the bones. Little fucker doesn't eat the bones, or even the cartilage. A few years ago I almost hoped he would choke on the damn things, but now he doesn't pee in the house, so he can live.

He picks the meat off the bones and leaves them in the yard. If you need to worry about a dog, worry about the big ass dog the neighbors let out to roam around. (Every backyard in the neighborhood is fenced. No excuse for letting your dog shit in mine. If he chokes on a bone while he is taking a huge shit, too bad...)

[Duchess]

Sometimes I would like a double quarter pounder with cheese, a shit ton of fries & a large chocolate shake. Mmmmm. I only lust for it though, if I actually ate it I would feel bad for days because I had no self control. That's major fat ass food.

[Harvest Moon]

oh hell, my doctor prescribed a potassium Rx for me last week, so evidently you have to eat TONS of stuff. phooey. how much broccoli and bananas can you eat?
then there's iron. what does that mean, eat liver? NOPE.

LC, Spinach and other dark green leafy veggies contain all the iron you need. There is never any reason to eat liver... unless it is a bite of really good foie gras every other year.

Cracker, I agree with you on the icky parts stored inside the turkey. I have devised a way to pull them out and get them into the garbage as fast as possible. It involves holding my breath, closing my eyes and having several extra plastic grocery bags nearby...finished with calling my husband to take the trash out right away.

Dick, I even agree with you on something...turkey is a great low cost protein source and I do make turkey soup from the carcass.

Never feed poultry bones to dogs...they splinter and can kill.

[Maggot]

What a bunch of wimps. Geez, its not like you had to pluck the fucking thing! Get a grip willya.
And dogs can eat raw chicken no problem, it sounds like hell though, they slobber and foam at the mouth and you can hear the bones cracking.

[IMaDick]

If you don't use a food processor to chop and puree the giblets and liver and use them in the gravy, your gravy must suck.

Just boil them until they are done, and puree them and add them to the drippings from the turkey and boiled potato water a little flour salt and pepper and simmer until thickened to how the fuck you want it.

it's sad when a man has to teach women how to cook and have some flavor in the food when it's done.

really sad.

[Maggot]

Goddammit they had better be good at fucking I tell ya......

[Duchess]

I just can't get into that bullshit at all. It's so time consuming & one usually has to stand right there. I'm easily distracted and more than once have been startled to hear the smoke detector going off because I've wandered outside and gotten involved in something else.

[Duchess]

Bwahahaha! I thought I was replying directly after Dick.

[Duchess]

No matter how I phrase it it's wrong.

[Maggot]

I just can't get into that bullshit at all. It's so time consuming & one usually has to stand right there. I'm easily distracted and more than once have been startled to hear the smoke detector going off because I've wandered outside and ......Oh look! What pretty bird!

[Duchess]

Wise ass...but that's about right.

[Maggot]

I would still trust you with my last bag of popcorn.

[Duchess]

I can handle popcorn. I nuke it by pressing "popcorn" on the microwave panel.

[Middle Finger]

oh hell, my doctor prescribed a potassium Rx for me last week, so evidently you have to eat TONS of stuff. phooey. how much broccoli and bananas can you eat?
then there's iron. what does that mean, eat liver? NOPE.

LC, Spinach and other dark green leafy veggies contain all the iron you need.

Some seeds, like sesame seeds, are loaded with iron.

[ramseycat]

I can handle popcorn. I nuke it by pressing "popcorn" on the microwave panel.

HA! that's my Duchess. hehehee

Hey Duchess, here look at the pretty Coach bag.... follow the smell of expensive leather..... hahaaaaa

[ramseycat]

oh hell, my doctor prescribed a potassium Rx for me last week, so evidently you have to eat TONS of stuff. phooey. how much broccoli and bananas can you eat?
then there's iron. what does that mean, eat liver? NOPE.

LC, Spinach and other dark green leafy veggies contain all the iron you need.

Some seeds, like sesame seeds, are loaded with iron.

If you eat a banana everyday, you should be good. They are not my favorite but I try to eat one with breakfast everyday. I usually can choke one down 5 out of 7 days a week. And put some seasame seeds on your spinach salad.

[Duchess]

How do you know if you're not getting enough iron?

[Maggot]

Thats making me all twitchy Ramseykittens.

[SIXFOOTERsez]

Banannas are some miraculous food! I used to do long distance bike runs, the pedal kind. Seen people passing out on the side of the road and litterally losing their minds, feed them a half a bananna and a cup of gatoraid and in 10 minutes they are good to go.