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DO YOU BREAK THE LAW?

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DO YOU BREAK THE LAW?
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#21
01-06-2012, 11:26 AM
(01-06-2012, 11:19 AM)Maggot Wrote:
(01-06-2012, 11:05 AM)IMaDick Wrote: I drove with my knee all the way home last night.

Forgot the keys to the handcuffs again?

I was drinking coffee and eating cookies.

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01-06-2012, 11:59 AM
(01-06-2012, 11:19 AM)Maggot Wrote: Forgot the keys to the handcuffs again?


hah

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01-06-2012, 01:24 PM

Not according to my attorneys.
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01-06-2012, 11:25 PM
It's impossible not to break the law any longer. There are laws against almost everything. If you pronounce the name of Valporaiso Indiana like Valporaiso Chile you go to jail (at least in theory). There are laws against doing things and not doing the exact same thing. If you do anything you are breaking the law.

Of course the vast majority of laws are selectively enforced just like the rules of companies. The dogs wrote them on the barn for the pigs but now days they spray paint them on clouds (silver paint, of course). They come and go and so long as you don't have an accident you don't need to worry.
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01-06-2012, 11:31 PM
Go to this site to see what laws you may break where you live.

http://www.bitoffun.com/stupid_laws.htm
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01-06-2012, 11:46 PM
(01-06-2012, 11:19 AM)Maggot Wrote:
(01-06-2012, 11:05 AM)IMaDick Wrote: I drove with my knee all the way home last night.

Forgot the keys to the handcuffs again?

hah
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01-07-2012, 12:25 AM
(01-06-2012, 11:05 AM)IMaDick Wrote: I drove with my knee all the way home last night.

I drove with my boobs.




We tend to stick together that way; I don't go anywhere without them. Smiley_emoticons_slash


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01-07-2012, 11:45 AM


Thank gawd bitchslapping internet tards is not against the law...

...there's not much online that brings me greater joy than that.

My heart races simply contemplating doing it & it makes me want to clap my hands with glee.
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01-07-2012, 11:50 AM
(01-06-2012, 11:59 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(01-06-2012, 11:19 AM)Maggot Wrote: Forgot the keys to the handcuffs again?


hah

(01-06-2012, 11:46 PM)JsMom Wrote:
(01-06-2012, 11:19 AM)Maggot Wrote: Forgot the keys to the handcuffs again?

hah

I find this interesting.



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01-07-2012, 11:55 AM


*face palm*
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01-07-2012, 12:11 PM
(01-07-2012, 11:55 AM)Duchess Wrote:

*face palm*

use a brick, or maybe a truck bumper, just end it now.hah

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01-07-2012, 12:22 PM


Like I'd do anything to make you happy. Pfft.
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01-07-2012, 01:04 PM
(01-07-2012, 11:50 AM)IMaDick Wrote:
(01-06-2012, 11:59 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(01-06-2012, 11:19 AM)Maggot Wrote: Forgot the keys to the handcuffs again?


hah

(01-06-2012, 11:46 PM)JsMom Wrote:
(01-06-2012, 11:19 AM)Maggot Wrote: Forgot the keys to the handcuffs again?

hah

I find this interesting.

Please don't! That is nauseating.
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01-07-2012, 01:07 PM
(01-07-2012, 12:22 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Like I'd do anything to make you happy. Pfft.

I know you would do anything to make me happy sweetie.
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01-07-2012, 01:08 PM


MS thinks you jerk off to my photographs.
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01-07-2012, 01:13 PM
My attorney told me I helped him build his porch with my speeding tickets.

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01-07-2012, 01:16 PM
(01-07-2012, 01:08 PM)Duchess Wrote:

MS thinks you jerk off to my photographs.

I'm not into bearded ladies.

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01-07-2012, 01:22 PM
(01-07-2012, 01:16 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I'm not into bearded ladies.


Yes, everyone that reads Mock is aware of how you feel about a clit.


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#39
01-07-2012, 02:38 PM
I am trying to break the law by getting TV shows on streaming instead of cable.

(01-07-2012, 01:16 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I'm not into bearded ladies.

I am going to need more clarification on this.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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01-07-2012, 02:44 PM
(01-07-2012, 02:38 PM)Cracker Wrote: I am trying to break the law by getting TV shows on streaming instead of cable.

(01-07-2012, 01:16 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I'm not into bearded ladies.

I am going to need more clarification on this.

Dick's old enough, just not sharp enough, to know that Duch is referring to the old 'bearded clam'.

Nowadays, if a woman doesn't trim and wax, she's getting no play (box-munching), unless it's 'self-play'.

Same SHOULD apply for men as well.
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