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Prom in the ATL
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05-20-2012, 01:27 PM
I love prom season here. Not because of any lingering nostalgia or sense of budding hope for future generations, but because of the pics posted in the Atlanta Journal Constitution.

Here are some of my favs:

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I wonder if she is getting ready to beat his ass with that shoe. I have seen shoe beatings before. If a black lady takes off her shoe, RUN!

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Love the no hair/fake hair dichotomy.

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I got two bitches. Just watch out for that big toe and it will be a'ight.

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Heeey!

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Four guys sharing three dates.

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Her mother must be so proud.

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Future president.

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Vogue.

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Didn't have a date because there just isn't a tux to match that.

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I mentioned it was high school prom, right? Don't worry about covering your ass if your vajayjay shows.

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Photo bomb. And with little man...
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ATL mullet.

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Shawty.

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I like this one. Pretty girl and the boy knows not to touch her in front of the 'rents.
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05-20-2012, 01:33 PM


I'd like to have something nice to say.

They all look happy & the weather appears lovely.
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05-20-2012, 01:39 PM
how about the blue, tiered Scarlett O'Hara look?

















































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05-20-2012, 01:44 PM
(05-20-2012, 01:33 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I'd like to have something nice to say.

They all look happy & the weather appears lovely.


hah

The 5th pic would have been okay, had it not been for the gone with the fucking wind dress. The last one was okay...except for the kid looking like he's scared to death to even get close to her...kind of like her daddy is taking the pic with a camera in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
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05-20-2012, 01:44 PM
(05-20-2012, 01:39 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: how about the blue, tiered Scarlett O'Hara look?

I think that the missing date might be located under those tiers.
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05-20-2012, 02:09 PM
I personally see nothing wrong with any of the photos, I think they all look fine and are looking forward to a good night without any trouble included on the agenda.

My profiling radar didn't go up on any of them.
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05-20-2012, 03:05 PM
(05-20-2012, 02:09 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I personally see nothing wrong with any of the photos,

I'm pretty sure Shawty can't see over the wheel. I think his mom had to drop him off and pick him up after.
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05-20-2012, 03:48 PM
Here's a few more girly prom pix
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05-20-2012, 03:53 PM
Cracker isn'tm happy unless she is taking bad about black people.

Cars, you better get Cracker to cut her toenails before she slices open your foot in bed.
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05-20-2012, 03:59 PM
(05-20-2012, 03:53 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Cracker isn'tm happy unless she is taking bad about black people.

Cars, you better get Cracker to cut her toenails before she slices open your foot in bed.



I'm sure that made her feel so bad that she will never say another bad thing about black people...right Cracker?

Cracker is such a horrible person for saying what most everyone else is thinking...yes she is.

Some of the shit you say in HERE can actually be vomit inducing.
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05-20-2012, 04:01 PM
(05-20-2012, 03:48 PM)Carsman Wrote: Here's a few more girly prom pix
[Image: th_46e55a76.jpg?t=1337542979]
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I'm sorry Cracker, but Cars pics has yours beat all too hell. The middle pic had me chocking on my pizza...hah
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05-20-2012, 04:11 PM


Dear God. Does she really have a cut out in her prom dress for her pregnant belly to show through...the was the first thought that went through my mind.
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05-20-2012, 04:15 PM
(05-20-2012, 04:11 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Dear God. Does she really have a cut out in her prom dress for her pregnant belly to show through...the was the first thought that went through my mind.


She sure does, and the REAL hair line going down her belly. It's a pic of beauty fo sho...she's glowing. I almost giggled but decided to go into hysterical laughter instead.
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05-20-2012, 09:51 PM
(05-20-2012, 03:59 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(05-20-2012, 03:53 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Cracker isn'tm happy unless she is taking bad about black people.

Cars, you better get Cracker to cut her toenails before she slices open your foot in bed.



I'm sure that made her feel so bad that she will never say another bad thing about black people...right Cracker?

Cracker is such a horrible person for saying what most everyone else is thinking...yes she is.

Some of the shit you say in HERE can actually be vomit inducing.

You feel sick from drinkng and smoking too much. Not to menton you stink. There is nothing sexy about the stench of ciggs and alcohol.
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05-20-2012, 10:03 PM
(05-20-2012, 03:59 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(05-20-2012, 03:53 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Cracker isn'tm happy unless she is taking bad about black people.

Cars, you better get Cracker to cut her toenails before she slices open your foot in bed.



I'm sure that made her feel so bad that she will never say another bad thing about black people...right Cracker?

Cracker is such a horrible person for saying what most everyone else is thinking...yes she is.

Some of the shit you say in HERE can actually be vomit inducing.

hahhahhah

I notice differences between people. They pay me for it. I can comment on black folks if I like because I know a bunch. Even love a few. They talk about it, too. NOT talking about it is real racism. People don't get that. They think black people ARE different so we shouldn't say anything. That's more fucked up than anything I say.
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05-20-2012, 10:04 PM
(05-20-2012, 04:01 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I'm sorry Cracker, but Cars pics has yours beat all to hell. The middle pic had me chocking on my pizza...hah

Mine are the real deal from the AJC today. Those are past finalists.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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