If you were stuck on a deserted island

[Duchess]

Lesbians sometimes make me skittish.

[Jimbone]

Why skittish?

[Duchess]

...because a couple of them have looked at me like I'm a cookie, that's why.

[Midwest Spy]

After an exhausting research periord, I'm ready to declare potential winners and losers in the 'Get with MS Deserted Island Getaway' contest.

Men first:
Dick- could probably work out. I wouldn't need to worry about middle of the night butt probings, and we'd accomplish what we needed to survive.

Donovan and Ma- I'm getting a little skittish at the thought of being around Dono since he's 'willing to try anything' numerous times. Ma always talking about 3^rd leg would be into showing it off more than I'd be comfortable with.

Maggot- See Dick above.

SixFooter- See Maggot.

CN- Doesn't want to get hands dirty. No thanks.

MF- If we were on the mainland, he'd be able to whip together some very good Italian fare, but, we're in the middle of the ocean.

ESAD- I'd never be able to understand him which would lead to much frustration.

Ladies:

Duchess: Too many bitter feelings between us to ever mend. Won't work.

LC- We'd make a great team, as long as she let ME be the boss.

User- She'd sit around and watch any work get done, but my gut tells me she'd show appreciation very well. Strong possibility.

Krystal- See User above.

Cracker- Probably a finalist. Assuming she's a she, I think this would be a great idea!

HotD- Easy on the eyes, and something tells me she'd get things done as well. An easy finalist.

TikiSterling- If Tiki were available, definitely a Top 3 candidate. 'Sterling Character', not so much.

JsMom/Ramsey/LucyLynn- Not going to win.

Aussie- DarkHorse candidate. I like her personality, but we'd probably get sidetracked for days and weeks at a time. But then again, what else is there to do?

FQ2- I don't know about this one. Probably a better candidate than I'm ready to give her credit for being, but there's not a lot of 'chemistry' between us. Most likely a long shot.

Winner's name, and all the goodies that go with it, TBA later today!!

[Lady Cop]

MS: LC- We'd make a great team, as long as she let ME be the boss.


when pigs fly.

you could be my man Friday.

[ramseycat]

...because a couple of them have looked at me like I'm a cookie, that's why.

You are not a cookie? And all this time I thougth you were......

[Duchess]

Duchess: Too many bitter feelings between us to ever mend. Won't work.

I don't have bitter feelings regarding you. Don't you think it would be silly to have an emotional investment in strangers?

Having said that, that was a funny post, MS.

[IMaDick]

I have a couple of questions.

How did we get to the Island?

Who was with us before we ended up on the island?

Does whoever I have with me owe me their life because I saved them from certian death?

[Midwest Spy]

Duchess: Too many bitter feelings between us to ever mend. Won't work.

I don't have bitter feelings regarding you. Don't you think it would be silly to have an emotional investment in strangers?

Having said that, that was a funny post, MS.

I'm just kind of perpetuating our on-line feud. Nothing more than that.

I do NOT lose sleep at night worrying about what retorts to fire at you after I've been skewered.

Mock's a ton-o-fun (minus the retards)!

[Jimbone]

...because a couple of them have looked at me like I'm a cookie, that's why.

Funny. I've had a similar experience...

[JsMom]

After an exhausting research periord, I'm ready to declare potential winners and losers in the 'Get with MS Deserted Island Getaway' contest.

Men first:
Dick- could probably work out. I wouldn't need to worry about middle of the night butt probings, and we'd accomplish what we needed to survive.

Donovan and Ma- I'm getting a little skittish at the thought of being around Dono since he's 'willing to try anything' numerous times. Ma always talking about 3^rd leg would be into showing it off more than I'd be comfortable with.

Maggot- See Dick above.

SixFooter- See Maggot.

CN- Doesn't want to get hands dirty. No thanks.

MF- If we were on the mainland, he'd be able to whip together some very good Italian fare, but, we're in the middle of the ocean.

ESAD- I'd never be able to understand him which would lead to much frustration.

Ladies:

Duchess: Too many bitter feelings between us to ever mend. Won't work.

LC- We'd make a great team, as long as she let ME be the boss.

User- She'd sit around and watch any work get done, but my gut tells me she'd show appreciation very well. Strong possibility.

Krystal- See User above.

Cracker- Probably a finalist. Assuming she's a she, I think this would be a great idea!

HotD- Easy on the eyes, and something tells me she'd get things done as well. An easy finalist.

TikiSterling- If Tiki were available, definitely a Top 3 candidate. 'Sterling Character', not so much.

JsMom/Ramsey/LucyLynn- Not going to win.

Aussie- DarkHorse candidate. I like her personality, but we'd probably get sidetracked for days and weeks at a time. But then again, what else is there to do?

FQ2- I don't know about this one. Probably a better candidate than I'm ready to give her credit for being, but there's not a lot of 'chemistry' between us. Most likely a long shot.

Winner's name, and all the goodies that go with it, TBA later today!!

I would never want to be stranded with an old grumpy geezer anyways.

[IMaDick]

I would never want to be stranded with an old grumpy geezer anyways.

I'm trying to decide who to save, How about those pictures of your lips?

I can keep your head above the waves or stand on your shoulders to save someone else, it's up to you.

[ramseycat]

I would never want to be stranded with an old grumpy geezer anyways.

I'm trying to decide who to save, How about those pictures of your lips?

I can keep your head above the waves or stand on your shoulders to save someone else, it's up to you.

She called you a geezer

[IMaDick]

You like being a retard don't you Ramsey?

[Midwest Spy]

You like being the forum retard don't you Ramsey?

Fixed it for you.

[IMaDick]

You like being the forum retard don't you Ramsey?

Fixed it for you.

I actually think her retardedness extends far beyond the borders of Mock.

[Donovan]

After an exhausting research periord, I'm ready to declare potential winners and losers in the 'Get with MS Deserted Island Getaway' contest.


Donovan and Ma- I'm getting a little skittish at the thought of being around Dono since he's 'willing to try anything' numerous times. Ma always talking about 3^rd leg would be into showing it off more than I'd be comfortable with.

Don't worry Spy, I'm completely straight under normal conditions, and if there were a desert island involved I'd be far more likely to cook and eat my fellow castaways than sex them up. So you'd be safe...for a few days. At least one day. Probably several hours anyway. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't kill you as we were falling off the boat.

Oh, look at that, somebody dropped a bunch of change on the ground there. You should bend over and get that. And hold still for a minute.

[FAHQTOO]

I would go with Crash...he's cool as fuck.

I'd go with you too, FQ2. And we'd have a rockin' time. Ferment some coconut juice, make a solar powered juke box from 3 rocks, two buttons and some driftwood, get wasted and wake up on the beach with each others clothes on.

All these other motherfuckers will be wanting to swim to our island, even through the shark infested waters.

I'm in...lets go get stranded on purpose.

Do we get to too? I sure hope so!!!...


Edit... wake up on the beach with each others clothes on.

Somehow I missed that ^^^ the first time I read it.

[FAHQTOO]

FQ2- I don't know about this one. Probably a better candidate than I'm ready to give her credit for being, but there's not a lot of 'chemistry' between us. Most likely a long shot.


I would rock your world...too bad I'm already spoken for.

[FAHQTOO]

Fuck sharks I would headbutt them off their surf boards, I would have been the first to join you i mean u has juke box FFS

I'm a rebel and I'm taken 2 people...you're the other one.

Wait, wait...3 people. Me, Crash, ESAD and Cracker.