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Doing your job for you? So, thinking is a job? Most of us do that naturally, w/o much effort....but again, I gotta remember who I'm dealing with here. But hey, let me help ya out just a little bit again, cuz this is kind of a thought thing. Smashing balls inside a hot sammich maker is a far cry from electrocuting....just so ya know.....didnt want you to go around thinking that sammich makers make sammiches by "electrocuting" them. Folks might think you were a little slow if that were the case.
I'll let ya know if I need help with that tree. I'll expect you to be available.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
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It's okay with me if you change your plan for electrocuting your own balls, Kid.
There's no rush in pinning down the strategy exactly; doesn't look like they'll be making an appearance any time soon.
"Keep it simple" is a concept that I embrace; maximize efficiency. I guess you really do know who you're dealing with. Thank you for the consideration, Kid.
See you around, angel.
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Personally I prefer a ball kabob with some pineapple, peppers and onion. Skewer those little bastards.
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I think you should buy a real tree and pick up some crack and a 12 pack on the way home. That's what I would do if I lost everything I had. Fuck it, it's the holidays.
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lol..dint lose a damned thing that shouldnt have been "lost" 3 years ago. Matter of fact, I gained quite a bit financially, and emotionally (happiness)
Gotta stay away from the booze and drugs though...been there, done that. Not a good idea for yours truly.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
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(11-30-2012, 09:39 PM)thekid65 Wrote: Matter of fact, I gained quite a bit financially, and emotionally (happiness)
I missed the happy part for sure but congrats on the whole sobriety thing.
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I have a real tree. A real wreath and sleigh bells nailed to my front door.
My 8 yr old daughter watched me skin a deer hanging off a fork truck 3 days ago, she was playing with the legs earlier bending them and making them run.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(11-30-2012, 10:32 PM)Maggot Wrote: I have a real tree. A real wreath and sleigh bells nailed to my front door.
My 8 yr old daughter watched me skin a deer hanging off a fork truck 3 days ago, she was playing with the legs earlier bending them and making them run.
I hope you've saved money for therapy. One day she's going to wake up and feel horrified that she was playing with Bambi's mom or dad legs. I'm still traumatized from owning a rabbit's foot. WTF were we thinking?
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Ahhh, I could give a crap about a tree when it's just me. I'm not particularly hung up on the holidays in general, and I just had the "talk" with my g/f because she was ticked I agreed to work Christmas day. Don't get me wrong, I like spending time with family etc, but it can be done just as easily on one day as the next and double time and a half is a nice perk.
Pop couldn't be bothered to do Christmas decorations, so our decorations were whatever we could scrounge as kids. One year it was a bit of wrapping paper decorating the windows.. One year I took a string of Christmas lights and stapled them to a wall in the vague shape of a tree. Christmas was never about the glitz and glamour of expensive decorations/trees/sparklies because there weren't any.
And it shouldn't be...
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(11-30-2012, 11:09 PM)Donovan Wrote: . Christmas was never about the glitz and glamour of expensive decorations/trees/sparklies because there weren't any.
And it shouldn't be...
True dat...but the thing is, over time ya get used to doing your thing...having traditions and the like.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
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(11-30-2012, 11:09 PM)Donovan Wrote: I'm not particularly hung up on the holidays in general, and I just had the "talk" with my g/f because she was ticked I agreed to work Christmas day. Don't get me wrong, I like spending time with family etc, but it can be done just as easily on one day as the next and double time and a half is a nice perk.
No wonder you have problems in the relationship department. You just told your g/f she's worth less than lining your pockets, dumbass. She ought to kick you to the curb.
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(11-30-2012, 11:16 PM)thekid65 Wrote: (11-30-2012, 11:09 PM)Donovan Wrote: . Christmas was never about the glitz and glamour of expensive decorations/trees/sparklies because there weren't any.
And it shouldn't be...
True dat...but the thing is, over time ya get used to doing your thing...having traditions and the like.
Going to pick out Christmas trees with your drunk hubbie might not seem like a great tradition to continue.
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Meh....I wasnt a bad/mean/stumbling drunk, just an irresponsible one. But thanks for your uninformed input.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
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(11-30-2012, 11:32 PM)thekid65 Wrote: Meh....I wasnt a bad/mean/stumbling drunk, just an irresponsible one. But thanks for your uninformed input.
You're welcome. Now that you're all clean and shit, she's a bitch for not getting back together with you. Is that what you want?
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(11-30-2012, 11:21 PM)username Wrote: (11-30-2012, 11:09 PM)Donovan Wrote: I'm not particularly hung up on the holidays in general, and I just had the "talk" with my g/f because she was ticked I agreed to work Christmas day. Don't get me wrong, I like spending time with family etc, but it can be done just as easily on one day as the next and double time and a half is a nice perk.
No wonder you have problems in the relationship department. You just told your g/f she's worth less than lining your pockets, dumbass. She ought to kick you to the curb.
You missed wide right, but thanks for playing. You'd think people who go on expensive vacations to Cabo would be a little happier, but if your life is empty and shallow I suppose there isn't enough money or alcohol in the world to salve it...
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(12-01-2012, 12:32 AM)Donovan Wrote: (11-30-2012, 11:21 PM)username Wrote: (11-30-2012, 11:09 PM)Donovan Wrote: I'm not particularly hung up on the holidays in general, and I just had the "talk" with my g/f because she was ticked I agreed to work Christmas day. Don't get me wrong, I like spending time with family etc, but it can be done just as easily on one day as the next and double time and a half is a nice perk.
No wonder you have problems in the relationship department. You just told your g/f she's worth less than lining your pockets, dumbass. She ought to kick you to the curb.
You missed wide right, but thanks for playing. You'd think people who go on expensive vacations to Cabo would be a little happier, but if your life is empty and shallow I suppose there isn't enough money or alcohol in the world to salve it...
Do I seem unhappy, fuckface? I just had a wonderful, resort vacation in Cabo. Parasailing, swimming in the warmest ocean ever! Plus George was there but unfortunately we missed one another (tragic but true).
Maybe if I were poor, I'd be happier...
Bwahaha! Yeah, not so much.
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(12-01-2012, 12:02 AM)username Wrote: You're welcome. Now that you're all clean and shit, she's a bitch for not getting back together with you. Is that what you want?
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Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
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Come back and tell me if you have success at the garden center...
...and I want pix too. 
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I just browsed their website earlier this am, nadda about anything Christmas related. Still, it's pretty close so I'll defo make a phone call.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
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The only thing better than real is real quality.
Artificial trees are actually much easier than real ones and more suitable to many people. There's plenty of work to do at Christmas time without the effort and expense of using a real tree. They're also safer.
To each his own but you can always get a real one when it's simpler and keep the fake for another year.
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