I like real.....

[Midwest Spy]

I like real tits too, Kid.

[HairOfTheDog]

That's true, Clad.

But, it's easier to tend to a stuffed animal than a real pet too, but I'd feel like I was kinda cheating and missing out dragging a Furbee around on a leash behind me. I'm also keeping my real breasts and face, even though I'm sure the silicone and plastic ones would appear "higher quality" in the eyes of many.



P.s. I have a little table-top tree that I made out of twigs and branches years ago.
Whatever works...

[sally]

One year I took a string of Christmas lights and stapled them to a wall in the vague shape of a tree.

It must be great to be Donovan's kid. Candy from China for Halloween and a strange looking christmas tree that juices the shit out of you if you get too close. I don't even want to know what Easter is like, but I imagine it includes salmonella poisoning.

[thekid65]

Come back and tell me if you have success at the garden center...

...and I want pix too.

Nope, they had nadda. So I bought the one I posted about. Shoulda done this a bit earlier as the expected delivery date is between the 10^th and the 15^th.

[Duchess]

That's a long time to wait. I get impatient. Did you buy new decorations? Will you post pix? Huh? Huh? Huh?

[HairOfTheDog]

That's a long time to wait. I get impatient. Did you buy new decorations? Will you post pix? Huh? Huh? Huh?

I got Kid some real imaginary presents for the Mock Christmas Tree yesterday; good ones. Hope he comes back soon to open them and show us pics of his real fake tree.

[Midwest Spy]

That's a long time to wait. I get impatient. Did you buy new decorations? Will you post pix? Huh? Huh? Huh?

I got Kid some real imaginary presents for the Mock Christmas Tree yesterday; good ones. Hope he comes back soon to open them and show us pics of his real fake tree.

Just an observation Hair, but I kinda think you'd like Kid to give you a mustache ride?

He's single after all, and DOES like to travel.

FQ2 was thisclose to venturing to Idaho this past summer.

[HairOfTheDog]

That's a long time to wait. I get impatient. Did you buy new decorations? Will you post pix? Huh? Huh? Huh?

I got Kid some real imaginary presents for the Mock Christmas Tree yesterday; good ones. Hope he comes back soon to open them and show us pics of his real fake tree.

Just an observation Hair, but I kinda think you'd like Kid to give you a mustache ride?

He's single after all, and DOES like to travel.

FQ2 was thisclose to venturing to Idaho this past summer.

Another really off base observation, MS.

On this one, I don't even remotely see how you could come to that conclusion. Suffice it to say, that's a strike, batter.

But, I would like to see Kid happy and posting. If he can't be happy and posting, at least posting...

[Duchess]

Another really off base observation, MS.

He does that shit all the time, to say daily wouldn't be an exaggeration. If he's not assuming something then he is projecting his feelings onto others.

[Maggot]

That explains the strap on thing.

[Midwest Spy]

Hi Y'all.

I picked that up in Mississippi a couple of months ago.

So much more friendly!

[HairOfTheDog]

Another really off base observation, MS.

He does that shit all the time, to say daily wouldn't be an exaggeration. If he's not assuming something then he is projecting his feelings onto others.

I think you might be on to something with the "projection" thing. Maybe MS wants a mustache ride from Kid.

I don't sense that MS is Kid's type, but no law against MS dreamin' a little dream...

[Midwest Spy]

...but no law against MS dreamin' a little dream...

Yeah, if I had my druthers, I'd Dream of Jeannie.

A young Barbara Eden in that cute little outfit was the inspiration for many a boner back in the day.

But, I digress, I'll take 45-year old Salma Hayek right now.

[thekid65]

That's a long time to wait. I get impatient. Did you buy new decorations? Will you post pix? Huh? Huh? Huh?

My confirmation email says it will be here on the 12^th. I could have gotten it quicker, but wasnt gonna pay another $70 for shipping. Of course I'll post pics. Havent gotten any new decorations, not sure if I'll need them as already have a bunch. Speaking of pictures, a coworker of mine suggested I make my own Christmas cards this year. So I had the bright idea of using my camera, setting timer, and taking pic with pooch for the photo-card. Holy mother of God was that hard. Tried it over 40 times till my camera battery died. Fucking dog would not cooperate. Friend came over yesterday and took a good one. Here's one of the very many out-takes.

Just an observation Hair, but I kinda think you'd like Kid to give you a mustache ride?

He's single after all, and DOES like to travel.

FQ2 was this close to venturing to Idaho this past summer.

Yeah, she'd like that. Would never admit it...but that's cool.

I don't recall FQ2 ever mentioning I-dee-ho, must have missed that thread. I thought her schtick was the tropical island paradise.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta go find my presents!

[FAHQTOO]

That's a long time to wait. I get impatient. Did you buy new decorations? Will you post pix? Huh? Huh? Huh?

My confirmation email says it will be here on the 12^th. I could have gotten it quicker, but wasnt gonna pay another $70 for shipping. Of course I'll post pics. Havent gotten any new decorations, not sure if I'll need them as already have a bunch. Speaking of pictures, a coworker of mine suggested I make my own Christmas cards this year. So I had the bright idea of using my camera, setting timer, and taking pic with pooch for the photo-card. Holy mother of God was that hard. Tried it over 40 times till my camera battery died. Fucking dog would not cooperate. Friend came over yesterday and took a good one. Here's one of the very many out-takes.

Just an observation Hair, but I kinda think you'd like Kid to give you a mustache ride?

He's single after all, and DOES like to travel.

FQ2 was this close to venturing to Idaho this past summer.

Yeah, she'd like that. Would never admit it...but that's cool.

I don't recall FQ2 ever mentioning I-dee-ho, must have missed that thread. I thought her schtick was the tropical island paradise.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta go find my presents!

You must have been drunk. We had a torrid affair, then I dumped you for Crash, he got jealous of Tommy Lee and dumped me for Aussie, now I'm married to ESAD........I think.

[Duchess]

Here's one of the very many out-takes.

Thank you! I really do love it when you all post pix.

[thekid65]

You must have been drunk. We had a torrid affair, then I dumped you for Crash, he got jealous of Tommy Lee and dumped me for Aussie, now I'm married to ESAD........I think.

Nope, not this summer, wasnt drunk. 2011? Perhaps.

[ramseycat]

Your pup is adorable!!

[FAHQTOO]

You must have been drunk. We had a torrid affair, then I dumped you for Crash, he got jealous of Tommy Lee and dumped me for Aussie, now I'm married to ESAD........I think.

Nope, not this summer, wasnt drunk. 2011? Perhaps.

Probably was 2011. Time goes too fast at our age. It was whenever you posted your censored picture.

[aussiefriend]

then I dumped you for Crash, he got jealous of Tommy Lee and dumped me for Aussie

This is a lie of the devil.

There is no way I would be unfaithful to my gay husband Sphincter Cop for Crash. Also Crash wears his budgie smugglers whilst he walks along the beach with his expensive coffee machine stuffed down the front of them.