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The moment you realize that there's no fucking way that the tree will fit back into the same carton it arrived in. "Convenient storage carton" my ass!!!
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
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It's not time to take the tree down yet, it's not Epiphany.
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Dammit! I guess I'll have to put it back up then....sigh....
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
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(12-28-2012, 12:52 PM)thekid65 Wrote: Dammit! I guess I'll have to put it back up then....sigh....
If I thought you were obeying me I would see that as an act of God.
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^
One in the same, in my mind's eye.
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I thought about it, I really fucking did!! Then, I had an epiphany about Epiphany and said...fuck that!
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
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(12-28-2012, 01:18 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: ^
One in the same, in my mind's eye.
Me & God?
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I like the way you placed your name first, but yes- you are correct.
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(11-30-2012, 06:50 PM)thekid65 Wrote: I'm considering buying an artificial Christmas tree this year.
I've thought a lot about your tree since you posted pix so I just copied your link & went to get one. Thank Gawd they were sold out. I am so relieved.
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They have other models
I would think one could get a much better price during this time of the year.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
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(03-16-2013, 04:47 PM)thekid65 Wrote: I would think one could get a much better price during this time of the year.
That's exactly why I went there. That's a beautiful tree you got, gorgeous.
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(11-30-2012, 06:50 PM)thekid65 Wrote: I'm considering buying an artificial Christmas tree this year.
I have a question - This is a National Tree ^^^^, Home Depot has some National Trees, do you know they are one and the same?