Mock

lol!

(02-15-2011 04:51 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

It's Girl Scout cookie time & whenever I see them I mentally scream, DANGER! DANGER!

I ordered 5 boxes of thin mints. I will put them in the freezer when they get here and hoard them. One night, when nobody is home and I don't feel like cooking, I will eat a box for dinner in my underwear.

I know that makes you men want me even more, but forget about it. I have no thin mints for you.

Fuck. That wasn't in the Member's Only area. Very nice. Now I am ashamed.

(02-16-2011 01:29 AM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]I will eat a box for dinner in my underwear.

Picture that!

(02-15-2011 02:10 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

Shhhh. There's no donuts, I spent the remainder of our budget on wine.

Always a good plan.

(07-20-2010 11:37 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: [ -> ]you're welcome to join! we won't torture and abuse you when you introduce yourself. we're a kinder, gentler MOCK. ::


well...some people might be tortured and abused.

sign up today! win wads of cash! get a free jaguar! and home delivery of live lobsters! all for joining in the next 5 minutes!

I need to report that you are not being completely truthful.

Dick has been following me since post #1.

I smell fear and paranoia here. Why is everyone so jumpy?

(02-22-2011 11:42 PM)Keith Stone Wrote: [ -> ]

(07-20-2010 11:37 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: [ -> ]you're welcome to join! we won't torture and abuse you when you introduce yourself. we're a kinder, gentler MOCK. ::


well...some people might be tortured and abused.

sign up today! win wads of cash! get a free jaguar! and home delivery of live lobsters! all for joining in the next 5 minutes!

I need to report that you are not being completely truthful.

Dick has been following me since post #1.

I smell fear and paranoia here. Why is everyone so jumpy?

Oh great, now I'm going to get in trouble, did you have to tell on me?

LC has been looking for an opportunity to taser me again, do you know how much that hurts?

crap.

(02-22-2011 11:50 PM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]

(02-22-2011 11:42 PM)Keith Stone Wrote: [ -> ]

(07-20-2010 11:37 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: [ -> ]you're welcome to join! we won't torture and abuse you when you introduce yourself. we're a kinder, gentler MOCK. ::


well...some people might be tortured and abused.

sign up today! win wads of cash! get a free jaguar! and home delivery of live lobsters! all for joining in the next 5 minutes!

I need to report that you are not being completely truthful.

Dick has been following me since post #1.

I smell fear and paranoia here. Why is everyone so jumpy?

Oh great, now I'm going to get in trouble, did you have to tell on me?

LC has been looking for an opportunity to taser me again, do you know how much that hurts?

crap.

I see reading comprehension is not your strong point.

(02-23-2011 12:04 AM)Keith Stone Wrote: [ -> ]

(02-22-2011 11:50 PM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]

(02-22-2011 11:42 PM)Keith Stone Wrote: [ -> ]

(07-20-2010 11:37 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: [ -> ]you're welcome to join! we won't torture and abuse you when you introduce yourself. we're a kinder, gentler MOCK. ::


well...some people might be tortured and abused.

sign up today! win wads of cash! get a free jaguar! and home delivery of live lobsters! all for joining in the next 5 minutes!

I need to report that you are not being completely truthful.

Dick has been following me since post #1.

I smell fear and paranoia here. Why is everyone so jumpy?

Oh great, now I'm going to get in trouble, did you have to tell on me?

LC has been looking for an opportunity to taser me again, do you know how much that hurts?

crap.

I see reading comprehension is not your strong point.

You're right,I didn't actually read what you wrote, because well I don't actually care what you had to say.

that won't change, so stop whining.

(02-23-2011 12:20 AM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]

(02-23-2011 12:04 AM)Keith Stone Wrote: [ -> ]

(02-22-2011 11:50 PM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]

(02-22-2011 11:42 PM)Keith Stone Wrote: [ -> ]

(07-20-2010 11:37 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: [ -> ]you're welcome to join! we won't torture and abuse you when you introduce yourself. we're a kinder, gentler MOCK. ::


well...some people might be tortured and abused.

sign up today! win wads of cash! get a free jaguar! and home delivery of live lobsters! all for joining in the next 5 minutes!

I need to report that you are not being completely truthful.

Dick has been following me since post #1.

I smell fear and paranoia here. Why is everyone so jumpy?

Oh great, now I'm going to get in trouble, did you have to tell on me?

LC has been looking for an opportunity to taser me again, do you know how much that hurts?

crap.

I see reading comprehension is not your strong point.

You're right,I didn't actually read what you wrote, because well I don't actually care what you had to say.

that won't change, so stop whining.

But your actions contradict your words, Dick.

You have been following me like a good lap dog since post one. I could actually see the excitement of finding a new play pal right thru my computer. Just to show my good intentions I'll play frisbee for a little bit, but you gotta make sure you are able to keep up, because your second grade answers are putting me to sleep.

If you're going to reply to my posts, please take your time reading them. I've been trying to keep it on the lower iq level so you can attempt to stay on topic, but it seems clear I got to dumb it up a little bit more.

Ok, I'll go to the point: You are making Cracker look incredibly smart by comparison, son.

(02-23-2011 10:08 AM)Keith Stone Wrote: [ -> ]If you're going to reply to my posts, please take your time reading them. I've been trying to keep it on the lower iq level so you can attempt to stay on topic, but it seems clear I got to dumb it up a little bit more.

You feign concerted effort.

It’s your natural state.

And it’s “down” not “up”.

OK all you newbies. you can stop now. my typing hand is numb.

(02-16-2011 01:29 AM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]

(02-15-2011 04:51 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

It's Girl Scout cookie time & whenever I see them I mentally scream, DANGER! DANGER!

I ordered 5 boxes of thin mints. I will put them in the freezer when they get here and hoard them. One night, when nobody is home and I don't feel like cooking, I will eat a box for dinner in my underwear.

I know that makes you men want me even more, but forget about it. I have no thin mints for you.

I NEVER share my thin mints!!!! I Love to "hide" them in the freezer too