(12-29-2010 06:41 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: [ -> ]shhhhhh...we have a toilet obsessive among us.
You aren't curious? Not even a little?
I got busted texting on the toilet the other day. Do you text on the toilet? Honestly, it could have waited. The things we do when we think nobody is watching...
Never texted from the bathroom. I text from bed quite a bit, I read Mock from bed sometimes at night off my BB but, nope, never texted from the toilet.
(12-29-2010 07:08 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]You aren't curious? Not even a little?
Nooooooo.
I now understand the meaning of rolling her in flour first to find the wet spot though.
I'm too lazy to be that fat. I don't want to carry an extra person's weight around all day.
I was a little ashamed texting on the pot. I will refrain in the future.
(12-29-2010 07:08 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ] (12-29-2010 06:41 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: [ -> ]shhhhhh...we have a toilet obsessive among us.
You aren't curious? Not even a little?
I got busted texting on the toilet the other day. Do you text on the toilet? Honestly, it could have waited. The things we do when we think nobody is watching...
No, I don't text from the toilet or talk on the phone. I was talking to a lady (and I use the term loosley) at work the other day. I could HEAR her peeing while we were talking. I was speechless. Like I totally was doing the um, um, um yea thing. I wanted to day do you need a minute to finish up? Wash your hands perhaps?
Is that real? That is effen disgusting. Who needs a shit stick in the bathroom?
Do you wad or fold your TP? I fold. (This is a JOKE. NOT an exercise in mindfulness. I don't care how you wipe. Really.)
i don't know how i missed this over Christmas! i need a bunch of them for you poopy people! 
expect one in your stocking next year! the candy-pooping reindeer!
it even doubles as a tasteful keychain! 
hello LuSavors and
bobandweave, cubsfan5968, davisp5, diannboy1, lavenderlight, Mamacita1181 shotsaloud ~~~ welcome, say something! 
what brought you here? have an opinion or comment? nobody except maybe Dick is going to bite you. :partee:
lavenderlight is probably a new age freak and cubsfan can fuck off. Mamacita is probably a fat mexican who wears white eyeshadow and has too-thin eyebrows. bobandweave is probably a gay black man with fake hair. The rest aren't worth mentioning.
That will entice them all to post for sure!
I dare them to post. What is the big deal? Words can't hurt you unless you are a big titty baby. In which case, you should stick to the jeebus boards.
Who would read our bullshit and NOT participate? Because that is creepy. Fucking stalkers.
Lurking is eavesdropping.
If any of our non-posting members are of color, I would like to ask why black people are so loud. Thanks for your thoughtful replies.