The plumber was here the other day fixing a leak in my shower wall and when I walked in the moon hit my eye like a big pizza pie. And it was not amore.
Jeez, what is it with those guys, you'd think they'd buy longer shirts.
That butt doesn't bother me but those who walk around with their pants mostly off their ass and their boxers showing like they're making some kind of fashion statement makes me want to slap 'em and tell them to pull their friggin' pants up.
Meh, I don't go for those fancy guys. I prefer the fat fuck plumber with the hairy ass.