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http://www.live5news.com/Global/story.asp?S=13465624



Authorities responded to Bernwood Circle near the town of Seneca late Monday morning after a resident complained of a burglar. When deputies arrived, they found Noah Smith, 24, lying face down and naked inside the doorway of the victim's home, the report stated.

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Deputies and officers from the Seneca Police Department opined that Smith might have been high on mushrooms, and identified equipment that could be used to get high in the victim's home.

During a medical exam at a nearby hospital, medical personnel found a mouse tail hanging from Smith's rectum. An X-ray revealed a mouse lodged inside Smith.

He told emergency room personnel that he could not remember what had happened to him.


Hahahaha. I guess he grates his own cheese, too.

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Jesus

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Sick mother fucker.

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Cracker: Hahahaha. I guess he grates his own cheese, too.

HUH?

apparently he had no hamsters on hand.

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His poor family. He would be off my Christmas list so fast.

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What happened to the mouse? Is it in intensive care? Counseling?

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He's just lucky the pet ferret did not find him first.