Post: #57

I told her the insurance company we have went bancrupt and the checks were no good that we paid the contractors. I told the kids they had to wear clothes 2 sizes to small if they wanted to go out and play. It was fun watching them try to put them on. The look on my wifes face after the bancrupt statement was priceless.

Post: #58

i hope you sleep with your eyes open.

Post: #59

I am calling my Mother up in Fla. and telling her the reason my brother has not called her in a while may be because I saw him walking down the street the other day with a ponytail, high heels and a dress on. I will then tell my brother to call her because she is seeing a 29 yr old guy.

Post: #60

(04-01-2012 03:03 PM)Maggot Wrote:  The look on my wifes face after the bancrupt statement was priceless.

I hope she gives you the woody of a lifetime & then ....nothing.

har har

Post: #61

duh.......shows what YOU know every woodie is the woodie of a lifetime!

Post: #62

No shit? There's not different degrees of woodieness? You know, like how some sex is better than other sex, some is hotter, some isn't.

Post: #63

I'm a man, does that answer your question? Its always good for men.

Post: #64

(04-01-2012 03:25 PM)Duchess Wrote:  

No shit? There's not different degrees of woodieness? You know, like how some sex is better than other sex, some is hotter, some isn't.

He's lying. If they use the term "hard enough to scratch glass" it was a good one.

Post: #65

Maggot! i found your birthday gift!

Post: #66

i want you to study these intently for about 10 minutes Maggot.