(02-21-2012 12:23 PM)ramseycat Wrote: My friend is off today and just texted me that some girl asked Dr. Oz if it's ok to wax your ass crack. Really? Really??? Don't people have any pride anymore? They just come out and ask the most embarassing thing on TV for the world to see? Isn't i bad enough she has a hairy ass? And now everyone knows she has a hairy ass. 
I understand that ass talk can be very fascinating as a subject, but from the logical aspect of viewing it, we are just like animals are, or more accurate , we are just like machines are, though there is no bin for the trash in the animal species, so instead, they own an ass!
Here is how it goes, to shine a bit myself your confusion regarding the ass related hoaxes globally.
Ass is
1. for being able to sit somewhere , cause we can't sit upside down, it would be stupid in this place called Earth, which gravity is implemented, as Einstein first wrote I think.
2. for shitting, neat and clear, no confusion in this part, we eat so to survive through healthy functioning of our parts which work together as a team for doing the obvious that is passing unoticed by us , as for example, walking, speaking, running, thinking and goes on..
Since we have an entrance, it makes sense to have an exit as well, and imagine to have been the mouth that is used for eating, it would be gross, un-aesthetical or so, for the one that made us, but let's not stay to the part of who made us. Here I would like to make clear that who ever made us is definately a bad-ass!, covered with supreme style in this action of his, as he did what he wanted, bringing in life a specie which he called "human" under mortality attribute.
Then again that bad -ass took his time on that supreme task of his, it seems also that now he enjoys the last moments of his creation.
And finally that bad - ass decided to bring in life this "joke" of specie , in a Planet with gravity and look - alike paradise but with fewer resources , another fun part of his, watching how slowly that joke kind of specie would consume with such incoherency those resources of life.
From the above it is absolute clear that the one bad-ass above, never in his wildest dreams would he think of humans finding amusement on anything related with ass, as, licking, waxing it, fucking it and goes on...otherwise he would have just make the exit from the mouth which is the entrance.
Now you realize I hope, why it's pretty much crystal clear that the moments of our joke kind of specie, are coming to an end.
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