Post: #15

(02-05-2010 07:31 PM)SyberBitch Wrote:  

(02-05-2010 06:09 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote:  Kind of like finding the face of god on a piece of toast. But would it be sacrilegious to put butter on Jesus' face and eat him?

I guess I should start looking more closely at my food.

Post: #16

(02-05-2010 07:38 PM)D Wrote:  I just took a shit, and when I stood up and turned around to flush, there was a Jesus face formed from my feces.

I guess I should start looking more closely at my poop.

Post: #17

(02-05-2010 07:39 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote:  

(02-05-2010 07:38 PM)D Wrote:  I just took a shit, and when I stood up and turned around to flush, there was a Jesus face formed from my feces.

I guess I should start looking more closely at my poop.

Just don't respond to when you begin to hear it speak to you.

Post: #18

(02-05-2010 07:38 PM)D Wrote:  I just took a shit, and when I stood up and turned around to flush, there was a Jesus face formed from my feces.

Who stands up and turns around to flush the toilet??

Post: #19

(02-05-2010 07:46 PM)SyberBitch Wrote:  

(02-05-2010 07:38 PM)D Wrote:  I just took a shit, and when I stood up and turned around to flush, there was a Jesus face formed from my feces.

Who stands up and turns around to flush the toilet??

I do. I don't want backsplash on my ass.

Post: #20

(02-05-2010 06:10 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:  

(02-05-2010 06:04 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:  I prayed to God my avatar would show up and this is the one He gave me.

::lol::

what the fuck? a smiley only post, big fucking surprise.

are you new here?

Post: #21

(02-05-2010 07:48 PM)D Wrote:  

(02-05-2010 07:46 PM)SyberBitch Wrote:  

(02-05-2010 07:38 PM)D Wrote:  I just took a shit, and when I stood up and turned around to flush, there was a Jesus face formed from my feces.

Who stands up and turns around to flush the toilet??

I do. I don't want backsplash on my ass.

Really. That would be the closest you get to actually washing it.

Post: #22

My avatar is still here..cannot get rid of my poofy bunny that easily.

Post: #23

(02-05-2010 08:29 PM)QueenBee Wrote:  My avatar is still here..cannot get rid of my poofy bunny that easily.

Because I've got them all uploaded now

Post: #24

(02-05-2010 06:09 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote:  Kind of like finding the face of god on a piece of toast. But would it be sacrilegious to put butter on Jesus' face and eat him?

A guy once put a toasted cheese sandwich on E-bay because it had the figure of the virgin Mary on it, it still had a bite taken out of it though.

That's right he must have gone "Look the virgin Mary! I'll bet that could be worth some money! I'm going to stick it on E-bay!.......thats one tasty looking sandwich though......"

Needless to say he was American.

Post: #25

(02-05-2010 07:31 PM)SyberBitch Wrote:  

(02-05-2010 06:09 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote:  Kind of like finding the face of god on a piece of toast. But would it be sacrilegious to put butter on Jesus' face and eat him?

A Turin shroud Kit Kat?

Now I've seen everything.

Post: #26

I'm pretty sure that everyone that posts in this thread is going to hell.

Post: #27

I took a dump this morning that if put into spandex bike shorts would bear an amazing resemblance to Twisteroo.

Post: #28

(02-05-2010 07:38 PM)D Wrote:  I just took a shit, and when I stood up and turned around to flush, there was a Jesus face formed from my feces.

Damn! He IS everywhere!