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RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES - Lady Cop - 05-17-2012

listen you slum-dwelling dung beetles from bangladesh, india, malaysia, manila, china, france hah, korea, ukraine, nigeria etc. etc.

you know who you are.

go get a real job in a sweat shop.

i have succeeded in blocking your sorry loin-cloth-wearing asses out of here for a long time, and will continue to do so when i see you registering. once in a while i sleep and you might sneak in through a sewer system, but not for long.

so FUCK OFF. i have better things to do.
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[Image: fuckoff.gif]


RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES - Ma Huang Sor - 05-17-2012

(04-29-2012, 04:38 PM)Cracker Wrote: I already have a dog. You can get your nose out of my ass.

You are so repetitive I don't even have to read what you post to know it is some stupid shit.

You are one of those crazy women who can't take "no" for an answer. You know you are on ignore, but you follow me around yapping anyway.

Who would want to know you better? What do you really offer?

You have no idea how much I laughed reading this. You're awesome.


RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES - ramseycat - 05-18-2012

(05-17-2012, 09:12 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote:
(04-29-2012, 04:38 PM)Cracker Wrote: I already have a dog. You can get your nose out of my ass.

You are so repetitive I don't even have to read what you post to know it is some stupid shit.

You are one of those crazy women who can't take "no" for an answer. You know you are on ignore, but you follow me around yapping anyway.

Who would want to know you better? What do you really offer?

You have no idea how much I laughed reading this. You're awesome.

Do you even know who she is talking about?


RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES - Cynical Ninja - 05-18-2012

(05-17-2012, 09:12 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: You have no idea how much I laughed reading this. You're awesome.

Quacker does have her moments.


RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES - Eat Shit And Die - 05-18-2012

(05-17-2012, 08:37 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: [b][color=#FFFFFF]listen you slum-dwelling dung beetles from bangladesh, india, malaysia, manila, china, france hah, korea, ukraine, nigeria etc. etc.

you know who you are.

You ever think being from alll those CunTrees they can't read a word and stumble on this shit?

jus sayin.


RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES - Cracker - 05-18-2012

(05-18-2012, 08:24 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
(05-17-2012, 09:12 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: You have no idea how much I laughed reading this. You're awesome.

Quacker does have her moments.

Ok, now I feel badly for shunning you in another thread. I am almost sorry. I feel an odd tingling...regret, I think.

Nope, had to pee.


RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES - Duchess - 06-07-2012



If you registered an account & you have zero posts in ninety days you are about to become history. I have time to clean house. Smiley_emoticons_smile



RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES - Eat Shit And Die - 06-07-2012

Bye bye poo flakes Smiley_emoticons_smile


RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES - Clang McFly - 06-07-2012

(06-07-2012, 01:58 PM)ESAD Wrote: Bye bye poo flakes Smiley_emoticons_smile

NOOOOOOOO! Don't get rid of my favorite cereal!Nowhy


RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES - username - 06-09-2012

(05-17-2012, 08:37 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: listen you slum-dwelling dung beetles from bangladesh, india, malaysia, manila, china, france hah, korea, ukraine, nigeria etc. etc.

you know who you are.

go get a real job in a sweat shop.

i have succeeded in blocking your sorry loin-cloth-wearing asses out of here for a long time, and will continue to do so when i see you registering. once in a while i sleep and you might sneak in through a sewer system, but not for long.

so FUCK OFF. i have better things to do.
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[Image: fuckoff.gif]

Respect-applause


RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES - Lady Cop - 06-12-2012

listen you slanty-eyed dog-eating ugly little ferret- fuckers, you're not getting in here! so quit bothering me!

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RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES - Duchess - 06-12-2012



Fuckity fuck!



RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES - Midwest Spy - 06-12-2012

(06-12-2012, 08:01 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Fuckity fuck!

Are you and LC under siege?

Time to bring out the heavy artillery?

Where the fuck is Dick when you need him?


RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES - Duchess - 06-12-2012

(06-12-2012, 08:06 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Are you and LC under siege?

Time to bring out the heavy artillery?

Where the fuck is Dick when you need him?


No, we are not under siege, I was responding to the dead dogs & why the hell would you think we would need a man for backup? Jesus Christ.



RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES - ZEROSPHERES - 06-12-2012

(06-12-2012, 08:01 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Fuckity fuck!

I agree Duchess. For those of us who love animals especially dogs, thats a seriously disturbing image.


RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES - Midwest Spy - 06-12-2012

(06-12-2012, 08:08 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(06-12-2012, 08:06 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Are you and LC under siege?

Time to bring out the heavy artillery?

Where the fuck is Dick when you need him?


No, we are not under siege, I was responding to the dead dogs & why the hell would you think we would need a man for backup? Jesus Christ.

It's not like I said you were looking for Roscoe P. Coltrain or Barney Fife.

Dick is the real deal, Holyfield.

To him, cock or pussy, it does not matter.


RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES - Lady Cop - 06-12-2012

(06-12-2012, 08:08 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(06-12-2012, 08:06 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Are you and LC under siege?

Time to bring out the heavy artillery?

Where the fuck is Dick when you need him?


No, we are not under siege, I was responding to the dead dogs & why the hell would you think we would need a man for backup? Jesus Christ.

ohhhhhhhh rescue meeeeeee pleeeeeease MS! 21


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RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES - Duchess - 06-12-2012

(06-12-2012, 08:15 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: It's not like I said you were looking for Roscoe P. Coltrain or Barney Fife.

Dick is the real deal, Holyfield.

To him, cock or pussy, it does not matter.


Oh my gods. You don't get it.

Are you only familiar with women that "need" a man? Ooohhhh, you like damsels in distress, don't you?!

It's 2012, you boob.



RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES - aussiefriend - 06-13-2012

That's horrible that picture of those poor dogs. They eat dogs, I know. It's so so so so gross.


RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES - IMaDick - 06-13-2012

(06-12-2012, 08:25 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(06-12-2012, 08:15 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: It's not like I said you were looking for Roscoe P. Coltrain or Barney Fife.

Dick is the real deal, Holyfield.

To him, cock or pussy, it does not matter.


Oh my gods. You don't get it.

Are you only familiar with women that "need" a man? Ooohhhh, you like damsels in distress, don't you?!

It's 2012, you boob.

I will let you struggle until you call my name.

I'm a modern man.