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HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES
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Lady Cop Away
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HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES

you're welcome to join! we won't torture and abuse you when you introduce yourself. we're a kinder, gentler MOCK. :Angel: 99


well...some people might be tortured and abused. 17

sign up today! win wads of cash! get a free jaguar! and home delivery of live lobsters! all for joining in the next 5 minutes!


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07-20-2010 11:37 AM
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RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS!

LOBSTERS? Can I quit and re join????





I had a hard day. My imaginary friend was running with scissors, the voices in my head were fighting with themselves, and I think 1 of my personalities ran away
07-20-2010 11:43 AM
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(07-20-2010 11:43 AM)QueenBee Wrote:  LOBSTERS? Can I quit and re join????

no. i will know it's you. nice try. heh


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07-20-2010 11:45 AM
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RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS!

Shit, why not.
You've already got crabs.





07-20-2010 11:45 AM
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(07-20-2010 11:45 AM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:  Shit, why not.
You've already got crabs.

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07-20-2010 11:49 AM
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Lady Cop Away
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i don't normally pander to perverts, but if that's what it takes...we have salacious photos of bazoongas. but you have to be a member to see them. ::bantits::


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07-20-2010 02:13 PM
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RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS!

LC is right. If you do not join, and you do a search in Mock for boobies...THIS is all you will get to see...








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I had a hard day. My imaginary friend was running with scissors, the voices in my head were fighting with themselves, and I think 1 of my personalities ran away
07-20-2010 02:21 PM
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I could be interested in a sapphire blue jag...Uh huh..Smiley_emoticons_biggrin





07-20-2010 02:49 PM
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(07-20-2010 02:49 PM)Duchess Wrote:  

I could be interested in a sapphire blue jag...Uh huh..Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

well...uh...this is the jaguar.

he comes with 100 lbs. of raw meat. hah


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07-20-2010 02:55 PM
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Just found out Mock was back yesterday. Thanks for the invite.105



P.S. Is Julie the racist here because I am not interested in hearing her stupidity.





07-20-2010 06:32 PM
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Seems as if julie is not aware of our return from the ashes.





I had a hard day. My imaginary friend was running with scissors, the voices in my head were fighting with themselves, and I think 1 of my personalities ran away
07-20-2010 06:36 PM
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Shhh ~





07-20-2010 07:08 PM
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Lady Cop Away
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terribly sorry QB...


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07-21-2010 02:08 AM
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Oh well..I will have to suffer then.





I had a hard day. My imaginary friend was running with scissors, the voices in my head were fighting with themselves, and I think 1 of my personalities ran away
07-21-2010 09:20 AM
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