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RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - BlueTiki - 12-06-2010
(12-05-2010, 11:21 PM)Cracker Wrote: I have harina preparada in the cupboard. I make the dough, knead it a little, make little balls (like Dick's) . . .
I make mean ass fry bread from scratch, no preparada.
Crockpots are for women who work . . .
I don't have time to sit home and watch my "stories" and mind the pressure cooker. This bitch has shit to do.
I’m sure you make the best flour tortillas in Georgia. I envy you. Seriously.
Over the years I’ve tried, but could never achieve that “authentic” taste and feel. Perhaps it’s the lack of Mexican blood in my veins.
Fortunately, we have many tortilla bakeries throughout the Valley. I buy them fresh . . . hot, rubbery and thin. And the only time gringo hands touch them, is when they are taken out of the bag to be consumed.
Handmade with the sweat and toil of exploited labor adds that undeniable . . . Je ne sais quoi . . . authenticity.
Fry bread? No offense, but damn near anyone can make fry bread and sopapillas. Even Jews without blue Holiday lights.
Unlike Dick, I have nothing against crockpots. But I loves my pressure cooker. It’s an old school microwave. And it really doesn’t need minding.
Dammit, Cracker . . . now I want tamales and my show isn’t over!
Sonofabitch.
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Cracker - 12-06-2010
Hahaha. I buy the fuckers. I only make them if I made really good meat to go inside or if I'm making fry bread. With all the Mexicans in GA, you would think we would have good tortillas, but nope.
Tamales take ALL DAY. ALL DAY. I only make them once a year. I make enough so I get sick of eating them so I don't want them again for a long time.
This will make you feel better: They put hamburger in the Mexican food out here. WTH? No shredded beef to be found. I only eat carne asada or chorizo dishes or stuff made with steak. Screw the hamburger in the food.
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Duchess - 12-06-2010
If there are any Giants fans in here ~ Get the fuck out.
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Middle Finger - 12-06-2010
(12-02-2010, 07:05 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(12-02-2010, 01:15 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I'll give anyone $18.00 an hour to come and wrap Christmas gifts for me.
I would do it, but I'm afraid once I was there with you, more unwrapping would go on than wrapping.
It's always been that way.
The only unwrapping you'd be doing is the removal of paper wrap off your Taco Bell tacos. Duchess has taste. You have no taste and therefore would be limited to gift wrapping in the basement and then promptly removed once your job was complete.
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Middle Finger - 12-06-2010
(12-06-2010, 12:33 AM)username Wrote:(12-05-2010, 11:46 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Stop trying to fuck with me, I'm the perfect man
That is a really scary thought.
Agree, it's scary. It's also sad if you really think about it.
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Duchess - 12-06-2010
My cursor is having convulsions.
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Maggot - 12-06-2010
Mine is working fine...................FUCK YOU!
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Duchess - 12-07-2010
I can't fuck up Zahra's thread with nonsense so it's got to go here.
I can think of worse things in life than having a "bone" pointed at me.Please, forgive me but my mind is in the gutter.
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Maggot - 12-07-2010
I would be pissed if someone pointed "the bone" at me. The nerve!
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Duchess - 12-07-2010
If I can find a bone icon you can bet your ass Ima putting it with the other smilies so I can point the bone at people too!
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Maggot - 12-07-2010
That may break out into a "gasp" Bone fight! :O
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - QueenBee - 12-07-2010
(12-06-2010, 02:40 PM)Duchess Wrote:
My cursor is having convulsions.
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Like this??
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Lady Cop - 12-07-2010
(12-07-2010, 01:43 PM)Duchess Wrote:
If I can find a bone icon you can bet your ass Ima putting it with the other smilies so I can point the bone at people too!
i know this isn't the bone you had in mind....
but you knew i'd find one. haha
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RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Duchess - 12-07-2010
Hahahaha!
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Duchess - 12-07-2010
Anyone who takes a beautiful Christmas carol & remixes it to hiphop should be shot!
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - crash - 12-07-2010
No Rudolph the pimped up Reindeer then?
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Duchess - 12-07-2010
Noooooo
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - BlueTiki - 12-07-2010
Have you heard this groups Holiday music?
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RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Lady Cop - 12-10-2010
i just got this email ostensibly from a local attorney, i have never met him or had dealings with him. have no idea why i got this obvious scam.
so i just forwarded it to his office. wow. what BS.
the email:
Hello,
I'm writing this with tears in my eyes,my family and I came down here to London, United Kingdom for a short vacation. unfortunately,we were mugged at the park of the hotel where we stayed,all cash and credit card were stolen off us but luckily for us we still have our passports with us.
We've been to the Embassy and the Police here but they're not helping issues at all and our flight leaves in few hours from now but we're having problems settling the hotel bills and the hotel manager won't let us leave until we settle the bills. Well I really need your financial assistance..Please, Let me know if you can help us out?
Am freaked out at the moment!!
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Duchess - 12-10-2010
"The Boss" is singing "Merry Christmas, Baby" to me. I know I'm the only one here that likes him. It's my favorite Christmas song.
