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RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Lady Cop - 12-17-2010
i think a lot of people sign up thinking that will get them into the members' eyes only area. nope.
that takes a bit of effort. you know, like more than one post.
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Lady Cop - 12-21-2010
Hello Rose, JDStone, Sloopysloop and all you one-post wonders~~
don't you have an opinion or comment about anything?
MERRY CHRISTMAS! WE WILL MISS YOU WHEN YOU ARE DELETED!
here's a bear hug~~AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Duchess - 12-21-2010
I'm worried for that dog.
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Luke Warmwater - 12-22-2010
that's how dog food got its name...
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Lady Cop - 12-29-2010
whoooooooohooooooo it's almost New Years Eve!
at Mock it's a night of disco (see photo of me from last year below)
the champagne will be flowing~~
and cleaning out the old to make way for the new~~bye-bye lurkers! ::bandance::::bandance::::bandance::::bandance::::bandance::
that's me in the sexy silver lame tights getting ready drive the men insane with depraved monkey lust
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RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Cracker - 12-29-2010
Holy hell! How does she use a toilet? Really. How does the poop get from her rectum to the bowl without leaving a brown smear?
Maybe she just doesn't see the brown smear. hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Yeah, I'm going to hell. Good thing I don't believe in it.
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Cracker - 12-29-2010
How far does she hang off the toilet on either side?
When you are really big like that, is the taint the same size as on more normally sized people?
Can she use toilets that are close to the wall or does she have to sit sidesaddle?
I have questions people!
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Duchess - 12-29-2010
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Cracker - 12-29-2010
How do you sit a big ass like that on a toilet and NOT piss straight out? How?
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Cracker - 12-29-2010
How does she wipe? Does she have to lift things? Does her entire hand disappear for a moment? Does she touch ass cheeks when she wipes?
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Duchess - 12-29-2010
(12-29-2010, 06:15 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: that's me in the sexy silver lame tights getting ready drive the men insane with depraved monkey lust
You lie like a rug & Dick will believe you. Watch.
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Lady Cop - 12-29-2010
hahaha, well Dick said my arse was too fat for santa's sleigh~~
![[Image: xmas007.gif]](http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww173/prestonjjrtr/Christmas/Smileys%20Christmas/xmas007.gif)
shhhhhh...we have a toilet obsessive among us.
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Cracker - 12-29-2010
(12-29-2010, 06:41 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: shhhhhh...we have a toilet obsessive among us.
You aren't curious? Not even a little?
I got busted texting on the toilet the other day. Do you text on the toilet? Honestly, it could have waited. The things we do when we think nobody is watching...
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Duchess - 12-29-2010
Never texted from the bathroom. I text from bed quite a bit, I read Mock from bed sometimes at night off my BB but, nope, never texted from the toilet.
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Duchess - 12-29-2010
(12-29-2010, 07:08 PM)Cracker Wrote: You aren't curious? Not even a little?
Nooooooo.
I now understand the meaning of rolling her in flour first to find the wet spot though.
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Cracker - 12-29-2010
I'm too lazy to be that fat. I don't want to carry an extra person's weight around all day.
I was a little ashamed texting on the pot. I will refrain in the future.
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - ramseycat - 12-30-2010
(12-29-2010, 07:08 PM)Cracker Wrote:(12-29-2010, 06:41 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: shhhhhh...we have a toilet obsessive among us.
You aren't curious? Not even a little?
I got busted texting on the toilet the other day. Do you text on the toilet? Honestly, it could have waited. The things we do when we think nobody is watching...
No, I don't text from the toilet or talk on the phone. I was talking to a lady (and I use the term loosley) at work the other day. I could HEAR her peeing while we were talking. I was speechless. Like I totally was doing the um, um, um yea thing. I wanted to day do you need a minute to finish up? Wash your hands perhaps?
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - sally - 12-30-2010
(12-29-2010, 06:23 PM)Cracker Wrote: How does she wipe? Does she have to lift things? Does her entire hand disappear for a moment? Does she touch ass cheeks when she wipes?
She probally has one of these.
http://www.neatorama.com/2009/06/13/comfort-wipe-extension-arm-to-wipe-your-behind/
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Cracker - 12-30-2010
Is that real? That is effen disgusting. Who needs a shit stick in the bathroom?
Do you wad or fold your TP? I fold. (This is a JOKE. NOT an exercise in mindfulness. I don't care how you wipe. Really.)
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Lady Cop - 12-30-2010
i don't know how i missed this over Christmas! i need a bunch of them for you poopy people!
expect one in your stocking next year! the candy-pooping reindeer!
it even doubles as a tasteful keychain!
