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RE: Hurricane Irene Sticky - Cracker - 08-27-2011

(08-27-2011, 09:00 PM)Maggot Wrote: I may be in the eye soon, Quick get me all the visine you can stuff in your bra and underwear.

You know that only leaves a couple of good hiding places for the stash, right?


RE: Hurricane Irene Sticky - Cracker - 08-27-2011

Where is LC?


RE: Hurricane Irene Sticky - Maggot - 08-27-2011

(08-27-2011, 09:04 PM)Cracker Wrote: Where is LC?

She may be overseeing the ritual of "The laying of the plywood" an exciting sport she learned in Fla.


RE: Hurricane Irene Sticky - Lady Cop - 08-27-2011

i'm at post 140. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin


RE: Hurricane Irene Sticky - Duchess - 08-27-2011



It's going to be a long night. All the tornadoes popping up are freakin' me out more than the damn hurricane.



RE: Hurricane Irene Sticky - Maggot - 08-27-2011

It's all your fault this is happening ya know. Big surprise


RE: Hurricane Irene Sticky - Maggot - 08-27-2011

(08-27-2011, 09:12 PM)Duchess Wrote:

It's going to be a long night. All the tornadoes popping up are freakin' me out more than the damn hurricane.

Flatlander! If you hear the train a commin, head for the doorway. Or climb in your fridge.



Yeah! Climb into your refridgerator. Just remove the shelves first or it may be a bit uncomfortable.


RE: Hurricane Irene Sticky - Cracker - 08-27-2011

DO NOT get in the fridge. Jesus, Maggot, don't tell people that. Someone WILL get in a fridge and their slow death will be your fault.

Go to your wine room, Duchess. It's already stocked.


RE: Hurricane Irene Sticky - aussiefriend - 08-27-2011

I have just gotten home from feeding the ducks and driving past the beach. Pinky is still too little to go on the dog beach, even though there were loud protests from the backseat.

Hey, I have just turned on the TV and tuned into Fox. Who is on? LCs boyfriend! Whoraldo! And you guessed it, he is going nowhere he is waiting for that Hurricane. He is praying for it I suspect.

Is it the Hurricane or has he got an extremely large nose? Has it grown from all the lies he has told over the years to his other girlfriends?


RE: Hurricane Irene Sticky - Cracker - 08-27-2011

haha, aussie. You aren't quite right...


RE: Hurricane Irene Sticky - Maggot - 08-27-2011

7/11..............Do NOT get in the fridge!!!


RE: Hurricane Irene Sticky - aussiefriend - 08-27-2011

Little aussie just said, he is a dum dum he dosent know it's sunday. i love the innocence of children.


RE: Hurricane Irene Sticky - IMaDick - 08-27-2011

You love giving old people enemas also ,so should we take that as a yes?


RE: Hurricane Irene Sticky - Maggot - 08-27-2011

Its not called an enema any more. The correct term is Bi-lateral open ended lower intestinal wall reformation and evacuation.


RE: Hurricane Irene Sticky - aussiefriend - 08-27-2011

Oh ok. I still call it an enema. Maybe I was doing it wrong.


RE: Hurricane Irene Sticky - cannongal - 08-28-2011

A Friend from North Carolina Sent this to me-



[Image: th_Irene_cloudwall_NC.jpg?t=1314517917]


RE: Hurricane Irene Sticky - Lady Cop - 08-28-2011

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0630 sunday. storm is hitting NYC right about now. wind has picked up here, but i don't expect it to get bad until later in day.
The state will shut down Cape Cod bridges and the Pilgrim nuclear power plant in Plymouth if winds reach 70 mph, the Gov. said.







RE: Hurricane Irene Sticky - aussiefriend - 08-28-2011

i love that smiley thats the cutest ever. you really have your finger on the pulse when it comes to all these little computer things.


RE: Hurricane Irene Sticky - Duchess - 08-28-2011



I'm sending an email to the Weather Channel telling them all to take their talents to the stage where they will be better appreciated, I've had it with them. They are ALL drama queens & Jim Cantore takes the cake.



RE: Hurricane Irene Sticky - cannongal - 08-28-2011

From NOAA Website:

http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/


New Storm out in the Atlantic******JOSE'*******

...TROPICAL STORM JOSE FORMS NEAR BERMUDA...TROPICAL STORM WARNING ISSUED...
8:00 AM AST Sun Aug 28
Location: 30.8°N 65.7°W
Max sustained: 40 mph
Moving: N at 16 mph
Min pressure: 1008 mb

Also update on Irene's whereabouts:

..CENTER OF IRENE NEARING NEW YORK CITY...
8:00 AM EDT Sun Aug 28
Location: 40.3°N 74.1°W
Max sustained: 75 mph
Moving: NNE at 25 mph
Min pressure: 963 mb