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I KNOW A SHREW - Duchess - 08-15-2015 It pains me (a little) to say that because it's someone I know very well and care about a great deal. I've always thought she could be a real bitch but I'm realizing lately that she left "bitch" in the dust and is now a full blown shrew. She doesn't have a violent temper but she takes being a snot to the extreme. Do you know anyone like that? RE: I KNOW A SHREW - SIXFOOTERsez - 08-15-2015 Yea, I have a SIL like that. Problem is she is to stupid to be any good at it. Oh, and she is a sweathog RE: I KNOW A SHREW - HairOfTheDog - 08-15-2015 (08-15-2015, 07:30 PM)Duchess Wrote: Do you know anyone like that? Aussiefriend. But, she's not a shrew all the time. Sometimes she's self-taming and civilized. It's not her fault anyway; she's bi-polar. RE: I KNOW A SHREW - aussiefriend - 08-15-2015 Oh fuck off!!! You're a fucking troll HoTD and I think you're a Trump plant to boot. I KNEW you secretly had the hots for him. RE: I KNOW A SHREW - HairOfTheDog - 08-15-2015 (08-15-2015, 09:48 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Oh fuck off!!! You're a fucking troll HoTD and I think you're a Trump plant to boot. I KNEW you secretly had the hots for him. See, there's the proof!!! I was just playing with you, aussie. I don't really think you're a shrew or bi-polar. And, I'm not a Trumpster nor much of a troll. I have to admit sometimes I think you're a pretty good troll though. You've had Jimbone on the "I am NOT a racist" defensive for weeks. RE: I KNOW A SHREW - HairOfTheDog - 08-16-2015 You're definitely full-on batshit though, aussie. RE: I KNOW A SHREW - aussiefriend - 08-16-2015 (08-16-2015, 12:20 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: You're definitely full-on batshit though, aussie. Now that I don't mind. Love ya HoTD RE: I KNOW A SHREW - Duchess - 08-16-2015 I've never understood the appeal of full on, nonstop bitching. When I'm unhappy I just get very quiet. I'm not loud when I'm pissed either, the madder I get the quieter I become until I'm damn near whispering. RE: I KNOW A SHREW - ramseycat - 08-16-2015 What does she bitch about Duchess? RE: I KNOW A SHREW - Duchess - 08-16-2015 (08-16-2015, 08:09 AM)ramseycat Wrote: What does she bitch about Duchess? The weather, food, people, family, grass, trees, bushes, satellite television, spices, Swiffer wet jet, GPS navigation system, *takes deep breath* shoes, bras, the buzzer on the dryer, the humidity, dead people, taxes, bird shit, snakes, flies, ants, milk, the chef, her housekeeper, time, the sunrise, etc. Tis endless. RE: I KNOW A SHREW - Carsman - 08-16-2015 (08-16-2015, 08:17 AM)Duchess Wrote:(08-16-2015, 08:09 AM)ramseycat Wrote: What does she bitch about Duchess? What, nothing about The Donald? RE: I KNOW A SHREW - Clang McFly - 08-16-2015 (08-16-2015, 08:17 AM)Duchess Wrote:Sounds like my dad. He'll bitch about anything. Is this "lady" old?(08-16-2015, 08:09 AM)ramseycat Wrote: What does she bitch about Duchess? RE: I KNOW A SHREW - username - 08-16-2015 (08-16-2015, 07:18 AM)Duchess Wrote: Or you come here and bitch about the bitching. Hypocritical shrew. RE: I KNOW A SHREW - Duchess - 08-16-2015 Hypocrite I'll own, shrew I won't. RE: I KNOW A SHREW - sally - 08-16-2015 In her defense Swiffers do suck. I have 2400 sq. ft. of tile, it would take me about 30 bucks worth of swiffers to get it clean when I could just use a freaking mop. RE: I KNOW A SHREW - Duchess - 08-16-2015 I mop my kitchen floor on my hands & knees and I wouldn't have it any other way. It's pristine. I'm a goddamn cleaning freak. RE: I KNOW A SHREW - Clang McFly - 08-16-2015 (08-16-2015, 05:32 PM)Duchess Wrote:I do it that way too. But only because I'm lazy/too cheap to buy a mop. RE: I KNOW A SHREW - Duchess - 08-16-2015 I know most sane people use a mop but I think it just pushes the dirt around. RE: I KNOW A SHREW - username - 08-16-2015 Here's a tip I learned from my cleaning lady. Use a Swiffer but instead of the shit cloths that come with it, wrap it in a terry cloth rag. Rinse and squeeze out occasionally, continue. Jesus Duchess, get off your hands and knees....even the spics are smarter than that. RE: I KNOW A SHREW - Clang McFly - 08-16-2015 (08-16-2015, 05:38 PM)Duchess Wrote:nah, it doesn't push the dirt around but you do have to mop the same area several times before you reach the bottom layer of dirt. I think it would be cheaper to rent a bulldozer. |