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HI THERE, CUTIE. - Duchess - 01-13-2017 Want to go out...as in a date? I'm asking, so I'm buying. What do you want to do? Eat? Movie? Party in a field? Money is no object and since I really want this date with you, we'll do what you want to do. RE: HI THERE, CUTIE. - Som Yung Ho - 01-13-2017 Sweet, my clubs got a biker run coming up. Hop on the back and lets get filthy! RE: HI THERE, CUTIE. - Duchess - 01-14-2017 Nobody but you wants to date me. RE: HI THERE, CUTIE. - Som Yung Ho - 01-14-2017 Well, I heard that you are a good cook. RE: HI THERE, CUTIE. - Duchess - 01-14-2017 Ha! Welp, it's me & you, kid. Do you like to ride? Horses that is. RE: HI THERE, CUTIE. - Som Yung Ho - 01-14-2017 No but I like to eat them. RE: HI THERE, CUTIE. - Duchess - 01-14-2017 That's usually the response I get from people who are afraid of horses but are embarrassed to say so. RE: HI THERE, CUTIE. - SIXFOOTERsez - 01-14-2017 (01-14-2017, 05:31 AM)Duchess Wrote: Incorrect! I would go out with you in a heartbeat. SO, Saddle up on the bike, nice evening picnic by the lake? RE: HI THERE, CUTIE. - Duchess - 01-14-2017 (01-14-2017, 11:57 AM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: Incorrect! I would go out with you in a heartbeat. My lucky day! You're not taking pity on me, are you? It sounds perfect and I promise not to talk about politics... ...I don't want to be left at the lake. Hahaha! RE: HI THERE, CUTIE. - Maggot - 01-14-2017 We could go to the race track and go 200 mph, but beware, a camera will be focused on your face for future digestion. That'll set your heart pumping, pounding and grinding until you're out of breath. You're legs will be shaky. Then we could have a raspberry Popsicle. RE: HI THERE, CUTIE. - SIXFOOTERsez - 01-14-2017 (01-14-2017, 12:27 PM)Duchess Wrote:(01-14-2017, 11:57 AM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: Incorrect! I would go out with you in a heartbeat. LOL, A Pitty Date? Never RE: HI THERE, CUTIE. - sally - 01-14-2017 I'd like to go furniture shopping for a new bedroom set, mine is looking a little outdated. Then I'd like to go out for lunch or brunch and drinks. Preferably seafood on the beach or river with a live band that plays some Creedence. Then we can go back to your place and fuck. RE: HI THERE, CUTIE. - Clang McFly - 01-15-2017 (01-14-2017, 05:31 AM)Duchess Wrote: I'd date you. We could go shopping and then I could cook you dinner. I'd love for you to help me do my makeup. RE: HI THERE, CUTIE. - sally - 01-16-2017 (01-15-2017, 11:58 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I'd date you. We could go shopping and then I could cook you dinner. Frozen fish sticks and a freak show. Sounds as inviting as being a guest at the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. RE: HI THERE, CUTIE. - Clang McFly - 01-16-2017 (01-16-2017, 12:22 AM)sally Wrote:(01-15-2017, 11:58 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I'd date you. We could go shopping and then I could cook you dinner. I've cooked pork loin, fresh halibut and cod, roast beef, hamburgers, etc. So yeah, no frozen fish sticks. Also, Duchess likes me en femme. So no freak show. RE: HI THERE, CUTIE. - sally - 01-16-2017 (01-16-2017, 12:28 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: I've cooked dick, fresh ass, roast vaginas, feet, etc. So yeah, no frozen fish sticks. Also, Duchess says she likes me en femme, but she's just talking shit. So she really doesn't want me to skin her alive and make a fat suit out of her. Fixed it for you. RE: HI THERE, CUTIE. - Clang McFly - 01-16-2017 (01-16-2017, 12:38 AM)sally Wrote:(01-16-2017, 12:28 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: I've cooked dick, fresh ass, roast vaginas, feet, etc. So yeah, no frozen fish sticks. Also, Duchess says she likes me en femme, but she's just talking shit. So she really doesn't want me to skin her alive and make a fat suit out of her. Shut the fuck up and go blow your coffee maker. RE: HI THERE, CUTIE. - BigMark - 01-16-2017 "offers to make coffee for Sally" RE: HI THERE, CUTIE. - HairOfTheDog - 01-16-2017 (01-16-2017, 01:17 AM)BigMark Wrote: "offers to make coffee for Sally" Clever (and likely true). RE: HI THERE, CUTIE. - sally - 01-16-2017 (01-16-2017, 12:52 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Shut the fuck up and go blow your coffee maker. No you shut the fuck up and go blow your As Seen On TV microwave hotdog steamer. Mark should be along shortly offering to steam you one. |