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- SyberBitch - 02-21-2009

With the failing economy on top of the lack of enthusiasm for Microsoft's new generation of software 'leases' and poor implementation of the 'Vista' model, 'Open Source' software is gaining a wider appeal. Microsoft has noticed.

With sweat on their brow and nervous backward glances, Microsoft is making an attempt to 'scare' developers away from Open Source software. The attempt falls flat on its face and only proves that Microsoft is beginning to feel the competition nipping away at its heels.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/06/02/ballmer_linux_is_a_cancer/

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/02/16/open_source_stifles_innovation/

http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20010216



- LuMPyPussy - 02-21-2009

Is it just me or is everyone else seeing those "cut back on unsightly stomach fat" ads everyfuckingwhere?


- SyberBitch - 02-21-2009

::dunno::


- LuMPyPussy - 02-21-2009

They're eveywhere. EVERYWHERE! ::gahh::





- SyberBitch - 02-21-2009

LuMPyPussy Wrote:They're eveywhere. EVERYWHERE! ::gahh::
Ah, ok... 'Google Ads'.

I get different ones (something about IT Management and some cartoon). They display based on the data Google has gathered on you, trying to target the display ad audiences. Apparently, Google thinks you're fat. ::aww::

Edit: After refreshing a dozen times or so, I also got an ad in Spanish. ::lmao::Just goes to show how accurate their data collection is.



- LuMPyPussy - 02-21-2009

Maybe because I just google mapped Jerusalem.

That's just weird.


- QueenBee - 02-21-2009

SyberBitch Wrote:. Apparently, Google thinks you're fat. ::aww::
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And apparently, Yahoo thinks I am a man seeking to have some male enhancement. If the spam in my inbox is any indication.



- The Antagonist - 02-21-2009

Don't you guys have an ad blocker on your browser? I surf ad free Smiley_emoticons_smile


- QueenBee - 02-21-2009

The Antagonist Wrote:Don't you guys have an ad blocker on your browser? I surf ad free Smiley_emoticons_smile
Mine only blocks pop ups..not banner ads right on the sites.


- The Antagonist - 02-21-2009

Mine blocks them all unless I put "safe sites" in my filter.

I hate ads. Especially those floating ones.


- LuMPyPussy - 02-21-2009

Look at this, there are THREE of those fucking things on here! I'm getting paranoid that my computer thinks I need to lose unsightly stomach fat.







- ramseycat - 02-21-2009

LuMPyPussy Wrote:Look at this, there are THREE of those fucking things on here! I'm getting paranoid that my computer thinks I need to lose unsightly stomach fat.

As much as it pains me to say it, it's not you. They are everywhere.

Now go fuck yourself. Smiley_emoticons_wink



- Duchess - 02-22-2009

The Antagonist Wrote:Don't you guys have an ad blocker on your browser? I surf ad free Smiley_emoticons_smile
Yup & I too, surf ad free.


- SyberBitch - 02-22-2009

I use Firefox and I used to have a plugin that stripped ALL of the advertising banners out, which was great!!

But, it also stripped out things I WANTED to see, especially images in forums and certain other things. I tried for months to get it to work properly, 'allowing' websites and such, but never could get it to cooperate, so I finally removed it and had to completely reinstall Firefox to get it to work correctly again. :( Maybe it's improved since then though.



- QueenBee - 02-22-2009

[Image: linux_vs_microsoft.jpg]



- SyberBitch - 02-22-2009

Mahahah... nice



- Momster - 02-23-2009

well, duh. why Linux in the first place... foreals yo


- SyberBitch - 02-23-2009

Momster Wrote:well, duh. why Linux in the first place... foreals yo
Because Bill Gates is the devil.