Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Oh god, the return of the lame as fuck Mock news posts.

Its just like the Onion, minus the humour, intelligence and wit of course.

Sinister Wrote:

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Oh god, the return of the lame as fuck Mock news posts.

Its just like the Onion, minus the humour, intelligence and wit of course.

Awwwwww,,,,Poophole doesn't like Mr Pumpkin Ass because Poophole is usually the target MPA unleashes his sharp and accurate wit on. ::aww:: Poor baby.....

Personally, I am glad to see the return. We can have our Mock News back again! I have missed it!!!

Quote:Pumpkin ass, like the rest of you, doesn't have the mental tools to actually bother me in anyway whatsoever. He is as sharp as a rusty hacksaw and has the wit of coma patient, his pathetic little mock news posts amuse the proles here because like you, they are very easily pleased.
Even when the whole forum targets me I couldn't give a flying fuck, its all just more swill for the trough.

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Pumpkin ass, like the rest of you, doesn't have the mental tools to actually bother me in anyway whatsoever.

newbiecollector Wrote:

Quote:Pumpkin ass, like the rest of you, doesn't have the mental tools to actually bother me in anyway whatsoever. He is as sharp as a rusty hacksaw and has the wit of coma patient, his pathetic little mock news posts amuse the proles here because like you, they are very easily pleased.
Even when the whole forum targets me I couldn't give a flying fuck, its all just more swill for the trough.

Sure got Poops attention............. for a lame ass who does not care.

Tells us Opppp's....................... did you mean it when you said you don't care?::lmao::

Middle Finger Wrote:

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Pumpkin ass, like the rest of you, doesn't have the mental tools to actually bother me in anyway whatsoever.

You not only don't have the mental tools to bother me, you don't even have the physical tools to bother me (see: England's gun ban), you PC liberal jackass.

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:

newbiecollector Wrote:

Quote:Pumpkin ass, like the rest of you, doesn't have the mental tools to actually bother me in anyway whatsoever. He is as sharp as a rusty hacksaw and has the wit of coma patient, his pathetic little mock news posts amuse the proles here because like you, they are very easily pleased.
Even when the whole forum targets me I couldn't give a flying fuck, its all just more swill for the trough.

Sure got Poops attention............. for a lame ass who does not care.

Tells us Opppp's....................... did you mean it when you said you don't care?::lmao::

Like I said more swill for the trough, and believe me that trough is starting to overflow.
As for not caring?, well I certainly don't care about you, I only pay you any attention here because you are the easiest target in the history of the world but beyond that?....
If MF announced that you had been killed in a hideous car wreck I wouldn't bat an eyelid.

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:

newbiecollector Wrote:

Quote:Pumpkin ass, like the rest of you, doesn't have the mental tools to actually bother me in anyway whatsoever. He is as sharp as a rusty hacksaw and has the wit of coma patient, his pathetic little mock news posts amuse the proles here because like you, they are very easily pleased.
Even when the whole forum targets me I couldn't give a flying fuck, its all just more swill for the trough.

Sure got Poops attention............. for a lame ass who does not care.

Tells us Opppp's....................... did you mean it when you said you don't care?::lmao::

Like I said more swill for the trough, and believe me that trough is starting to overflow.
As for not caring?, well I certainly don't care about you, I only pay you any attention here because you are the easiest target in the history of the world but beyond that?....
If MF announced that you had been killed in a hideous car wreck I wouldn't bat an eyelid.

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:

Middle Finger Wrote:

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Pumpkin ass, like the rest of you, doesn't have the mental tools to actually bother me in anyway whatsoever.

You not only don't have the mental tools to bother me, you don't even have the physical tools to bother me (see: England's gun ban), you PC liberal jackass.

Believe me greaseball, you wouldn't hear me coming, I'd have a dagger at your throat before you woke up.

Take your bullshit biz someplace else, bitches..::

Duchess Wrote:Hey...Hey...Hey...This is my tribute thread for Mr. Pumpkin Ass.

Take your bullshit biz someplace else, bitches..::

newbiecollector Wrote:::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::

It will be ok Poops........just stay on the meds and remember........the Doc said none of the Blue pills until you can go outside without the mask.

You will be fine son.

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:

newbiecollector Wrote:::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::

It will be ok Poops........just stay on the meds and remember........the Doc said none of the Blue pills until you can go outside without the mask.

You will be fine son.

"I iz very funi ppooops, keep takin meds, pills, gordie.......::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::....Urrggghh I needs man diaper changged....wifey?....can I has my corn crushed in2 fine mush pleezzee?....I iz on intternets bein funnny wit man frroom englands...he tak pils u know...::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::not pils 4 shittin hiself likes me...pils 4 his hed..pleez hury up wifey...th poo is comin out on mi legz"

newbiecollector Wrote:

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:

newbiecollector Wrote:::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::

It will be ok Poops........just stay on the meds and remember........the Doc said none of the Blue pills until you can go outside without the mask.

You will be fine son.

"I iz very funi ppooops, keep takin meds, pills, gordie.......::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::....Urrggghh I needs man diaper changged....wifey?....can I has my corn crushed in2 fine mush pleezzee?....I iz on intternets bein funnny wit man frroom englands...he tak pils u know...::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::not pils 4 shittin hiself likes me...pils 4 his hed..pleez hury up wifey...th poo is comin out on mi legz"

You just might have your pill combo fucked up there son.

Get someone to read it for you..............I am sure you will be ok...........someday. Fuck even old trees finally die::lmao::

Duchess Wrote:I am so sorry Mr. Pumpkin Ass but, these assholes don't understand simple english.