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- Cynical Ninja - 08-13-2009
Check this out, nothing creates a stylish domestic atmosphere more than a zebra print table lamp! Available ONLY at Mill's wifes Southern chintz home abominations gift shop and tat emporium.
Also a thin lamp that incorporates a plastic budgie at the centre just screams out contempt for the czars of fashion and "I am natures greatest living miracle"!
Please check out our other fucking shit.
The south shall rise again! (A red state, and damn proud of it! ::nuts:
There is always a place for something special and we can help you fill it with something truly atrocious.
http://southerncharmhomeaccents.com/
- Duchess - 08-13-2009
I would NEVER put any of that cheesy bullshit in my lovely home...Is there a life size zebra or giraffe in a corner somewhere ?...Jesus Christ.
- LuMPyPussy - 08-13-2009
Quote:They all discovered they had unique talents once they grew up and graduated from college. We hope you will find their gifts unique and one of a kind.::lmao::
- Cynical Ninja - 08-13-2009
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Hmmmm a monogrammed plastic tumbler wrapped in plastic!, What a unique talent, potters and designers the world over are fucking green with envy, if only they possessed such unique talent!Quote:They all discovered they had unique talents once they grew up and graduated from college. We hope you will find their gifts unique and one of a kind.::lmao::
- Duchess - 08-13-2009
Oh...My...God ::bvomit::
- LuMPyPussy - 08-13-2009
I noticed they also sell coozies.
Bwaaaahaaaa haaaaa!
- Cynical Ninja - 08-13-2009
I wanna a customized redneck coozie!
- LuMPyPussy - 08-13-2009
I seriously doubt you do!
Quote:cooze
A vagina; usually derogatory, usually wet, though not always, referring to a slut's vagina, showing signs of recent/repeated use; or a woman who is an owner of such a cooze, being herself called a cooze; a conniving, sexually lascivious woman; or discharged liquid from such a cooze; a pussy, or more closely linked, a cunt. Cunt is a synonym for cooze, both for it's anotomical definition, and it's connotating a woman of such quality.
1. That cooze fucked my best friend.
2. I was kissing her on the neck, next thing I know her cooze is getting all gushy like a river.
- Duchess - 08-13-2009
::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::
- LuMPyPussy - 08-13-2009
Wanna bet that little misspelling is gonna get fixed ASAP? ::gigg::
Damn edit flag.
- LuMPyPussy - 08-13-2009
For posterity.
- Cynical Ninja - 08-13-2009
A recently fucked monogrammed vagina?, nice!
If you google southern charms the first thing it comes up with is the largest amateur adult site on the net.
- Cynical Ninja - 08-13-2009
Have you clicked on the commercial yet?
::lmao::
I swear there is a glimpse of a lamp type thing that has a monkey wearing a fez as part of its design!
- sally - 08-13-2009
I think Mill should donate all his tumblers and coozies to these people since he apparently likes to make fun ofthe handicapped. He should throw in the monkey lamp too, that will really piss them off.
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- Luke Warmwater - 08-13-2009
resting on his laurels while relying on his class picture isn't going to sell "coozies" for him
- QueenBee - 08-13-2009
I like cheesy stuff, sometimes, and in moderation. But this takes the cake. Looks like someone puked cheese.
- sally - 08-13-2009
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Have you clicked on the commercial yet?It's part of the fez monkey linefrom the Millenium collection. They also having matching pillows, bedding, and coffee cups.
::lmao::
I swear there is a glimpse of a lamp type thing that has a monkey wearing a fez as part of its design!
- LKTraz - 08-13-2009
Fucking idiot doesn't know the difference between a coozie and a koozie.
Coozie is as described above.
Koozie is a beer/refreshment can insulator which is usually made of foam rubber. The name koozie was born of a malaprop when the speaker meant cozy.
- Luke Warmwater - 08-13-2009
have pity on the ignorant fuck...they aren't punching out the same quality from the two year junior colleges like they used to.
- LuMPyPussy - 08-13-2009
LKTraz Wrote:Fucking idiot doesn't know the difference between a coozie and a koozie.Well, whateverthefuck that is in the photo is neither a coozie or a koozie... it's an insulated plastic travel mug with some heinous graphics on it.
Coozie is as described above.
Koozie is a beer/refreshment can insulator which is usually made of foam rubber. The name koozie was born of a malaprop when the speaker meant cozy.