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RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Maggot - 10-11-2010
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Maggot - 10-11-2010
So..talking to myself as I dbl check shit before it goes out I says to myself "Jesus! What are they stupid!" then in answer to the question says "What a dumb fucking question!" right before I tripped over a pile of shit in the dark. I'm O.K. I says to myself, as I reached and locked the door.
Goodnight Gracie!
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - username - 10-12-2010
Dear dog, please stop eating my dirty tampons out of the garbage. Or at least do it neatly (i.e., ingest the whole thing) instead of leaving shredded bloody cotton bits everywhere.
kthanx.
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Duchess - 10-12-2010
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Lady Cop - 10-13-2010
i'm happy for the miners being rescued in Chile.
After waiting 69 days to be rescued, the tenth of 33 Chilean miners reaches the surface, as crews continue the dramatic effort to retrieve the other trapped men.
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Lady Cop - 10-13-2010
i had to go to blood lab for routine thing at 0600. there were vampires there thirsting for my blood! drooling! slobbering! licking their lips! it was still dark outside.
i was skeered! i barely escaped with a few corpuscles!
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Maggot - 10-13-2010
(10-13-2010, 08:26 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: i'm happy for the miners being rescued in Chile.
After waiting 69 days to be rescued, the tenth of 33 Chilean miners reaches the surface, as crews continue the dramatic effort to retrieve the other trapped men.
I bet some of them guys would rather stay in the hole rather than face the wrath of their wives and mistresses. They got some splainin ta do.
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - QueenBee - 10-13-2010
17 miners now rescued. :B
:come and join us:
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Lady Cop - 10-13-2010
(10-13-2010, 12:14 PM)Maggot Wrote:(10-13-2010, 08:26 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: i'm happy for the miners being rescued in Chile.
After waiting 69 days to be rescued, the tenth of 33 Chilean miners reaches the surface, as crews continue the dramatic effort to retrieve the other trapped men.
I bet some of them guys would rather stay in the hole rather than face the wrath of their wives and mistresses. They got some splainin ta do.
yep. he's screwed. might as well stay buried. ::devilban::
After 69 days stuck underground, most people would be itching to get to the surface and into the arms of family and friends.
But if Yonni Barrios was not overjoyed about the prospect of being rescued it would be understandable - because the Chilean miner's extra-marital affair was exposed as he sat helpless below the surface.
Barrios, 50, will not be greeted by his wife of 28 years Marta Salinas when he becomes the 21st man to be rescued from the San Jose copper mine in Copiapo, Chile, tonight.
She discovered the affair when it emerged that another woman - Susana Valenzuela - had been attending prayer vigils for him since the August 5 accident which left the 33 men stranded.
Salinas said: 'I am happy because he made it, it's a miracle of God. But I'm not going to see the rescue.
wife in black, mistress in red, & poor dumb schmuck :
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Duchess - 10-13-2010
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Carsman - 10-15-2010
Well the mistress looks like she's religious!
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Lady Cop - 10-15-2010
(10-15-2010, 06:27 AM)Carsman Wrote: Well the mistress looks like she's religious!right. i'm sure she spends a lot of time on her knees.
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Carsman - 10-15-2010
:B
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Maggot - 10-15-2010
I blew out the hard drive at work yesterday on my computer. The computer guru said it was all the goofy websites I visit all day. I told him "you dumb shit! It has to be the porn sites!"
I am using the one I do prints with for a few days.
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Lady Cop - 10-16-2010
oh no! the Beav's mom died!
RIP nice lady.
LOS ANGELES — Barbara Billingsley, who gained supermom status for her gentle portrayal of June Cleaver, the warm, supportive mother of a pair of precocious boys in "Leave it to Beaver," died Saturday. She was 94.
Billingsley, who had suffered from a rheumatoid disease, died at her home in Santa Monica, said family spokeswoman Judy Twersky.
When the show debuted in 1957, Jerry Mathers, who played Beaver, was 9, and Tony Dow, who portrayed Wally, was 12. Billingsley’s character, the perfect stay-at-home 1950s mom, was always there to gently but firmly nurture both through the ups and downs of childhood.
Beaver, meanwhile, was a typical American boy whose adventures landed him in one comical crisis after another.
Billingsley’s own two sons said she was pretty much the image of June Cleaver in real life, although the actress disagreed.
"She was every bit as nurturing, classy, and lovely as ’June Cleaver’ and we were so proud to share her with the world," her son Glenn Billingsley said Saturday.
photo Jerry Mathers, Barbara Billingsley, Tony Dow, 2007.
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Duchess - 10-16-2010
She looked fab for her age! The Beav looks like a smarmy lech. *ick*
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Lady Cop - 10-16-2010
(10-16-2010, 07:11 PM)Duchess Wrote:
She looked fab for her age! The Beav looks like a smarmy lech. *ick*
or a lounge singer!
gawd that woman wore pearls and high heels and a dress to vacuum the damn house! the ideal 50s housewife.
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Carsman - 10-16-2010
June is now back again with Ward! R.I.P.
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - sally - 10-16-2010
(10-16-2010, 07:11 PM)Duchess Wrote:
She looked fab for her age! The Beav looks like a smarmy lech. *ick*
The only time The Beav was ever cute was in the early episodes. My favorite was when him and Whitey climed into the teacup.
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - sally - 10-16-2010
Oh and the one where Puddin locked herself in the bathroom lol.