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MARTHA? MARTHA, WHERE ARE YOU? - Duchess - 11-04-2010



I'm having a "moment" here. 50

Does everyone have a traditional Thanksgiving? Do you host it or go to family/friends home? Do you look forward to the holidays or is it just another chore to get through?



RE: MARTHA? MARTHA, WHERE ARE YOU? - Lady Cop - 11-04-2010

i REALLY like doing the cooking~~~and have done the whole deal for many years. ONE time i went to a relative's for Thanksgiving and the turkey was bloody raw. that was the last time. i like my own traditional cooking. and my sons LOVE my turkey so it makes me happy to do it for them.



don't tell me you are going to be martha this year and stuff a bird! Smiley_emoticons_stumm



RE: MARTHA? MARTHA, WHERE ARE YOU? - ramseycat - 11-04-2010

We always have a traditional TG. We eat at my Mom's and I help her with the cooking. When I first got divorced, we had to share the holidays so every other year the ex got the boys. We would do our TG on Friday then since I am always off that day. Now the boys are always with me so we do it at my Mom's. My brother and neice Leah are coming up so that will be fun!!

I have to admit I do miss the big huge TG we would have when I was married. Both our families would get together and it would be fun. I don't miss the ex, just his family. LOL


RE: MARTHA? MARTHA, WHERE ARE YOU? - Lady Cop - 11-04-2010

love your avatart Ramsey! gobble gobble! hah


RE: MARTHA? MARTHA, WHERE ARE YOU? - ramseycat - 11-04-2010

Why thank you LC. It IS rather cute isn't it? LOL


RE: MARTHA? MARTHA, WHERE ARE YOU? - Duchess - 11-04-2010

(11-04-2010, 12:27 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: don't tell me you are going to be martha this year and stuff a bird! Smiley_emoticons_stumm


Hah. I am the sous chef, I do the peeling, chopping, slicing stuff. I never do any of the actual cooking, I'm too easily distracted & that's exactly what happens every time. I do other things to help like set a pretty table & pour wine. Awink





RE: MARTHA? MARTHA, WHERE ARE YOU? - BlueTiki - 11-04-2010

(11-04-2010, 12:20 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Does everyone have a traditional Thanksgiving?

By "Traditional" do you mean: "Emaciated white people enjoying food with Native Americans"?

Out West, we call that "Senior Day at the Casino".


RE: MARTHA? MARTHA, WHERE ARE YOU? - Lady Cop - 11-04-2010

this traditional one. over the river and through the woods~~

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RE: MARTHA? MARTHA, WHERE ARE YOU? - BlueTiki - 11-04-2010

Mormons? Where the hell are the adult beverages? Geez!


RE: MARTHA? MARTHA, WHERE ARE YOU? - Duchess - 11-04-2010



I have my great-grandmothers china but it's not very attractive, it's flowery bullshit, I never use it.



RE: MARTHA? MARTHA, WHERE ARE YOU? - Greeneyesofblue - 11-04-2010

(11-04-2010, 12:41 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:
(11-04-2010, 12:20 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Does everyone have a traditional Thanksgiving?

By "Traditional" do you mean: "Emaciated white people enjoying food with Native Americans"?

Out West, we call that "Senior Day at the Casino".

OMG!!!! STFU!!!! That is some funny shit right there. I am laughing my ass off right now!!!!


RE: MARTHA? MARTHA, WHERE ARE YOU? - QueenBee - 11-04-2010

Had a sort of traditional one last year..it was a bust. Invited several friends...only ONE showed up. One of them even called off that morning.
But the turkey turned out great.
This year, it depends. If we get invited out..we will go. But his Daughter in law has a traditional German meal for thanksgiving. What is up with that? A Thanksgiving without a turkey is just not right.



RE: MARTHA? MARTHA, WHERE ARE YOU? - Greeneyesofblue - 11-04-2010

We always do a traditional one. It varies each year as to where, and who will be doing the cooking.


RE: MARTHA? MARTHA, WHERE ARE YOU? - Greeneyesofblue - 11-04-2010

Duchess, I would like to cook Thanksgiving dinner in YOUR kitchen this year. I am a fabulous cook, and I will even clean up. (and use both diswashers)


RE: MARTHA? MARTHA, WHERE ARE YOU? - Duchess - 11-04-2010



Will you make sure there is apple pie & vanilla ice cream?



RE: MARTHA? MARTHA, WHERE ARE YOU? - Greeneyesofblue - 11-04-2010

Apple pie is my specialty.


RE: MARTHA? MARTHA, WHERE ARE YOU? - Duchess - 11-04-2010



Aww, you're just saying that so you can get your hands on my kitchen. hah



RE: MARTHA? MARTHA, WHERE ARE YOU? - Greeneyesofblue - 11-04-2010

Nope, I really do make the best apple pie. I have never mastered being able to make the edges pretty, but no one cares!!!


RE: MARTHA? MARTHA, WHERE ARE YOU? - Greeneyesofblue - 11-04-2010

Your kitchen fucking rocks. I used to love mine. Really. Now I look at it and think of yours. For fucks sake. Did you design it yourself? It is just perfection. Seriously.


RE: MARTHA? MARTHA, WHERE ARE YOU? - Duchess - 11-04-2010



I like design & I like projects. As I leaf through magazines & come across stuff I like, I tear the page out & add it to many previous pages I've torn out. My kitchen is the end result of that. It's nothing more than bits & pieces of many different kitchens designs.