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~VALENTINES~ - Lady Cop - 02-09-2011

i'm so sappy. i bought my grown sons really nice 109 boxed chocolates (not cheap ones!) for Valentine's Day monday. i'll find some funny cards too before then. i don't care how old they get, they secretly like getting Valentines so they don't feel like poor Charlie Brown who never got anything. 2134

do you do anything sappy or special for anyone that day?
yeah, i know it's an artificial holiday, but it's been around for enough years to make it legit. i like antique Victorian Valentine cards. charming~~


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RE: ~VALENTINES~ - Duchess - 02-09-2011



No, I don't plan anything special and it horrifies my boss & a couple of my friends. They think I should be delighted to celebrate...nothankyouverymuch.



RE: ~VALENTINES~ - Cracker - 02-09-2011

I buy for everybody who sprang from my loins. Everybody else can eff off.


RE: ~VALENTINES~ - username - 02-09-2011

I seemingly just finished Christmas, my kids and my husband had their birthdays this past week and I still have to throw the birthday parties for the kids.

FUCK VALENTINE'S DAY!




RE: ~VALENTINES~ - aussiefriend - 02-09-2011

i don't give a shit about that! i have just forked out so much money the academic year is about to begin here and it has cost me a tiny fortune. its not cheap sending kids to school these days.


RE: ~VALENTINES~ - IMaDick - 02-09-2011

(02-09-2011, 06:55 PM)Cracker Wrote: I buy for everybody who sprang from my loins. Everybody else can eff off.

Do women have loins? Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch




RE: ~VALENTINES~ - Maggot - 02-09-2011

Here is a card from about 1959 I am rooting around for the older ones.




RE: ~VALENTINES~ - Lady Cop - 02-09-2011

cool!

here's a romantic old VD advert~~



RE: ~VALENTINES~ - Cracker - 02-09-2011

(02-09-2011, 09:49 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(02-09-2011, 06:55 PM)Cracker Wrote: I buy for everybody who sprang from my loins. Everybody else can eff off.

Do women have loins? Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch

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I figure you haven't had a chance to see either one in a long while. Lose the spare tire around your middle and your loins will reappear.


RE: ~VALENTINES~ - Fibonacci Prima - 02-09-2011

Chalk another up for

"fuck valentines day"

I hate it.

Oh and fuck all those sappy fucking whiny annoying jewelry commercials.


RE: ~VALENTINES~ - Maggot - 02-09-2011

That reminds me, pork loins are on sale this week...........get the fuck outta my way!!!!


RE: ~VALENTINES~ - IMaDick - 02-09-2011

(02-09-2011, 10:23 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(02-09-2011, 09:49 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(02-09-2011, 06:55 PM)Cracker Wrote: I buy for everybody who sprang from my loins. Everybody else can eff off.

Do women have loins? Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch

[Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTU_CONzFOUQTjy4PfxM3D...h7qy-EA-LI]

I figure you haven't had a chance to see either one in a long while. Lose the spare tire around your middle and your loins will reappear.

babies come from the loins of a man and the womb of a woman, shitbird.




RE: ~VALENTINES~ - Cracker - 02-09-2011

Jesus Dick, I gave you a picture. How can you disagree with a damn picture?


RE: ~VALENTINES~ - Cracker - 02-09-2011

(02-09-2011, 10:41 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Chalk another up for

"fuck valentines day"

I hate it.

Oh and fuck all those sappy fucking whiny annoying jewelry commercials.

Would you get pissy if your husband didn't bring you anything at all? Not even dinner? Truth, please.


RE: ~VALENTINES~ - username - 02-09-2011

(02-09-2011, 10:41 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Oh and fuck all those sappy fucking whiny annoying jewelry commercials.

Exactly.

But I really want that platinum/14k gold mix ring...Smiley_emoticons_slash


RE: ~VALENTINES~ - IMaDick - 02-09-2011

(02-09-2011, 11:12 PM)username Wrote:
(02-09-2011, 10:41 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Oh and fuck all those sappy fucking whiny annoying jewelry commercials.

Exactly.

But I really want that platinum/14k gold mix ring...Smiley_emoticons_slash

I can see that you know shit about jewelry.

If the gold is not at least 18k the mother fucker doesn't love you.


RE: ~VALENTINES~ - Fibonacci Prima - 02-09-2011

(02-09-2011, 10:56 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(02-09-2011, 10:41 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Chalk another up for

"fuck valentines day"

I hate it.

Oh and fuck all those sappy fucking whiny annoying jewelry commercials.

Would you get pissy if your husband didn't bring you anything at all? Not even dinner? Truth, please.

He never has before. I have no reason to think that will change this year. I'm over being pissy. I just fucking all out hate the whole thing.



RE: ~VALENTINES~ - Fibonacci Prima - 02-09-2011

(02-09-2011, 11:12 PM)username Wrote:
(02-09-2011, 10:41 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Oh and fuck all those sappy fucking whiny annoying jewelry commercials.

Exactly.

But I really want that platinum/14k gold mix ring...Smiley_emoticons_slash

All those jewelry commercials piss me off. Shallow and pitiful and so badly done.

That said, I would not turn down platinum.


RE: ~VALENTINES~ - username - 02-10-2011

(02-09-2011, 11:23 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(02-09-2011, 11:12 PM)username Wrote:
(02-09-2011, 10:41 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Oh and fuck all those sappy fucking whiny annoying jewelry commercials.

Exactly.

But I really want that platinum/14k gold mix ring...Smiley_emoticons_slash

I can see that you know shit about jewelry.

If the gold is not at least 18k the mother fucker doesn't love you.

n/m. But sometimes firmer is better.


RE: ~VALENTINES~ - IMaDick - 02-10-2011

(02-10-2011, 12:54 AM)username Wrote:
(02-09-2011, 11:23 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(02-09-2011, 11:12 PM)username Wrote:
(02-09-2011, 10:41 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Oh and fuck all those sappy fucking whiny annoying jewelry commercials.

Exactly.

But I really want that platinum/14k gold mix ring...Smiley_emoticons_slash

I can see that you know shit about jewelry.

If the gold is not at least 18k the mother fucker doesn't love you.

n/m. But sometimes firmer is better.

Kewlpics would help prove your point.