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Good Morning shit birds - IMaDick - 02-25-2011

Today is my last day of work for awhile, I'm taking a voluntary lay off.

I can't wait to go on unemployment and just sit my ass around for awhile.

I will be starting my own business again while I'm off it's pretty fucking exciting.


RE: Good Morning shit birds - Duchess - 02-25-2011



Fuckin' aye that sounds good! I'd love to get paid for doing nothing, I really would. I've never aspired to be a housewife though.




















RE: Good Morning shit birds - IMaDick - 02-25-2011

(02-25-2011, 09:05 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Fuckin' aye that sounds good! I'd love to get paid for doing nothing, I really would. I've never aspired to be a housewife though.

I have never drawn one dime from unemployment before, but I figured what the hell, if I can get paid while do the start up of my business then I should probably do that.

I'm ready to be in control of my time again.





RE: Good Morning shit birds - Misguided - 02-25-2011

So Dick will be the Kitchen Bitch for awhile.eh?Doing laundry and dishes and cleaning up all the piss on the floor that misses the toilet 'cause he cant find his little dick in a hurry.



RE: Good Morning shit birds - BlueTiki - 02-25-2011

You paid into the system.

Get everything these lazy-ass entitlement whores get.

Have fun . . . and a solid business plan.

I'm bettin' you're the toughest boss you've ever worked for.

Go easy on the new employee for the first week.




RE: Good Morning shit birds - Barbara - 02-25-2011

(02-25-2011, 09:02 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Today is my last day of work for awhile, I'm taking a voluntary lay off.

I can't wait to go on unemployment and just sit my ass around for awhile.

I will be starting my own business again while I'm off it's pretty fucking exciting.

This was my families unfortunate reality a few years ago, I would never want to re-live that time in our lives again. Best wishes to you IMaDick Smiley_emoticons_wink


RE: Good Morning shit birds - Misguided - 02-25-2011

(02-25-2011, 09:12 AM)IMaDick Wrote:
(02-25-2011, 09:05 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Fuckin' aye that sounds good! I'd love to get paid for doing nothing, I really would. I've never aspired to be a housewife though.

Tiki is definatly right.You have been paying to it for years.You have earned the right to lay back for awhile to regroup and chart a new course.
When your buisness is up and running,you'll be paying more than your share into the system again.

I have never drawn one dime from unemployment before, but I figured what the hell, if I can get paid while do the start up of my business then I should probably do that.

I'm ready to be in control of my time again.




RE: Good Morning shit birds - Middle Finger - 02-25-2011

(02-25-2011, 09:02 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Today is my last day of work for awhile, I'm taking a voluntary lay off.

I can't wait to go on unemployment and just sit my ass around for awhile.

I will be starting my own business again while I'm off it's pretty fucking exciting.

Good morning, buttacup!!



RE: Good Morning shit birds - Lady Cop - 02-25-2011

crap. now he's going to have even more time to annoy the snot out of me. my taser needs new prongs already. hah


RE: Good Morning shit birds - IMaDick - 02-25-2011

(02-25-2011, 08:05 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: crap. now he's going to have even more time to annoy the snot out of me. my taser needs new prongs already. hah

It could all stop if not for your refusal to submit.Smiley_emoticons_razz




RE: Good Morning shit birds - Duchess - 02-25-2011



Do you see what misguided did to that post? I'm looking for him now...so I can scare him some more. Smiley_emoticons_fies



RE: Good Morning shit birds - IMaDick - 02-25-2011

(02-25-2011, 08:03 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:
(02-25-2011, 09:02 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Today is my last day of work for awhile, I'm taking a voluntary lay off.

I can't wait to go on unemployment and just sit my ass around for awhile.

I will be starting my own business again while I'm off it's pretty fucking exciting.

Good morning, buttacup!!

Fuck, Don't ever try to be nice to me again Smiley_emoticons_kotz


RE: Good Morning shit birds - Cracker - 02-25-2011

I saw. Poor guy. He tries so hard.


Good, Dick. Do I have to be PC about unemployment for the duration of your stay?


RE: Good Morning shit birds - IMaDick - 02-25-2011

(02-25-2011, 08:39 PM)Cracker Wrote: I saw. Poor guy. He tries so hard.


Good, Dick. Do I have to be PC about unemployment for the duration of your stay?

Fuck no, I'm on a 5 or 6 week vacation until we start building again.

by then I should have my own business in operation and triple my income.




RE: Good Morning shit birds - Cracker - 02-25-2011

Good luck. They say fortunes are made when the economy is in the toilet.



RE: Good Morning shit birds - Misguided - 02-25-2011

(02-25-2011, 08:36 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Do you see what misguided did to that post? I'm looking for him now...so I can scare him some more. Smiley_emoticons_fies

Allright,I'm here.What the hell do you want?




RE: Good Morning shit birds - Misguided - 02-25-2011

Now I'm gone.Be back.


RE: Good Morning shit birds - Gogo - 03-03-2011

(02-25-2011, 09:02 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Today is my last day of work for awhile, I'm taking a voluntary lay off.

I can't wait to go on unemployment and just sit my ass around for awhile.

I will be starting my own business again while I'm off it's pretty fucking exciting.

Doing what, working the restroom stalls at the local truck stop?






RE: Good Morning shit birds - IMaDick - 03-03-2011

(03-03-2011, 12:49 PM)Gogo Wrote:
(02-25-2011, 09:02 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Today is my last day of work for awhile, I'm taking a voluntary lay off.

I can't wait to go on unemployment and just sit my ass around for awhile.

I will be starting my own business again while I'm off it's pretty fucking exciting.

I'm working the restroom stalls at the local truck stop? so stay the fuck out of there ,that's my gig got it dickhead?




RE: Good Morning shit birds - Fibonacci Prima - 03-03-2011

Why bring geese into this?