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I hate Al Qaeda - Cynical Ninja - 06-07-2011
I do, I prefer traditional home grown British terrorism like the IRA and the Real IRA.
They would always give a telephone warning using specially pre-selected codewords to inform the authorities where the bomb was, often giving the authorities time to clear the area and perform a controlled explosion on any devices found. Yes sometimes the warning would come too late and pregnant women and young children were killed but there was a form of terrorist etiquette on display there. Traditional British terrorism, I know they don't want to be British but the majority of them are anyway.
But Al Qaeda?, sorry but I find them rude, just annoying and rude, no telephoned codewords, no etiquette, just highjacking planes and saying "right lets crash them into prominent buildings". Wheres the etiquette in that?, no due process.
Al Qaeda = rude.
RE: I hate Al Qaeda - Duchess - 06-07-2011
I'm not too crazy about them myself. I wouldn't call them rude though, however I would call them murdering motherfuckers.
RE: I hate Al Qaeda - Cynical Ninja - 06-07-2011
You need to give my original post another sweep with your irony detector.
RE: I hate Al Qaeda - username - 06-07-2011
They're dirty too. You just know those beards are infested with crumbs and drool and God knows what else.
RE: I hate Al Qaeda - Duchess - 06-07-2011
(06-07-2011, 03:40 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: You need to give my original post another sweep with your irony detector.
I got it the first time.
I'm so misunderstood.
RE: I hate Al Qaeda - Cynical Ninja - 06-07-2011
(06-07-2011, 03:43 PM)username Wrote: They're dirty too. You just know those beards are infested with crumbs and drool and God knows what else.
The worst you are going to get from your average IRA man is whisky breath and eyebrows that look like spiders trying to escape from their face.
Also fashion wise the real IRA have gone classic, this season its back to black berets, balaclavas and camouflage jackets with a hip flask containing nothing but the tears of protestant children.
RE: I hate Al Qaeda - username - 06-07-2011
(06-07-2011, 03:54 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: Also fashion wise the real IRA have gone classic, this season its back to black berets, balaclavas and camouflage jackets with a hip flask containing nothing but the tears of protestant children.
I've always said, it's more important to look good than to be good.
RE: I hate Al Qaeda - Cynical Ninja - 06-07-2011
(06-07-2011, 03:59 PM)username Wrote: I've always said, it's more important to look good than to be good.
Al Qaeda's lack of attention to something as simple as aesthetics will be their ultimate downfall darling.
RE: I hate Al Qaeda - username - 06-07-2011
It might be a different story if Al Qaeda went to confession once in awhile.
RE: I hate Al Qaeda - BlueTiki - 06-07-2011
Al Qaeda is a myth.
Conceived by Bush 1.
Perpetuated by Clinton.
Vilified by Bush 2.
And still used by Obama to continue the the use of economic sanctions, troops and military might on foreign soil.
Now Gaddafi is screaming "Al Qaeda! Al Qaeda!", too.
If you believe in Al Qaeda, then you also believe in WMDs in Iraq.
Everyone knows that Bush 2 told the truth . . . always.
RE: I hate Al Qaeda - Duchess - 06-07-2011
I never believed there were WMD in Iraq and some of the military who made the initial push into Iraq didn't much believe it either. They had nothing to protect themselves with had there been.
I see Al Qaeda as a name for terrorists, a name given to a group of people who hate the US and everything she stands for.
RE: I hate Al Qaeda - BlueTiki - 06-07-2011
Kaiser Soze.
But for the sake of argument . . .
How many right-wing Christian Fundamentalists and Zionists belong to Al Qaeda?
Or Mexicans . . . Catholic or not?
RE: I hate Al Qaeda - Duchess - 06-07-2011
Heck if I know. I don't think they'd welcome Christians though.
RE: I hate Al Qaeda - Cynical Ninja - 06-07-2011
Al Qaeda was actually the name of a CIA database, its use as a term for various terrorist cells is convenient but not accurate.
On this database were various CIA mujahadeen assets like Osama Bin Laden (otherwise known as Tim Osman).
RE: I hate Al Qaeda - BlueTiki - 06-07-2011
(06-07-2011, 05:44 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: On this database were various CIA mujahadeen assets like Osama Bin Laden (otherwise known as Tim Osman).
No! Not one of the Osman Brothers! Not true! Not true!
Damn your lies!
RE: I hate Al Qaeda - Cynical Ninja - 06-07-2011
(06-07-2011, 05:46 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: No! Not one of the Osman Brothers! Not true! Not true!
Damn your lies!
"Craaazy in-fi-dels!, whaaaaooh, whaaaaoooooh!"
"And they call it a Jihaaaaaaaad, oh I guess they'll never know."
I'll be your long bearded lover from Islamabad!, allah hu akbar and then I go boom!"
RE: I hate Al Qaeda - thekid65 - 06-07-2011
Nice move, OP..now when noobs read our posts that all refer to your idiocy...everyone will think we're referring to the "Original Poster".
"Pud" definitely suits you better, though.
RE: I hate Al Qaeda - Luke Warmwater - 06-07-2011
(06-07-2011, 06:55 PM)thekid65 Wrote: Nice move, OP..now when noobs read our posts that all refer to your idiocy...everyone will think we're referring to the "Original Poster".
"Pud" definitely suits you better, though.
...and it appears to roll off your tongue easier.
RE: I hate Al Qaeda - Cynical Ninja - 06-08-2011
(06-07-2011, 06:55 PM)thekid65 Wrote: Nice move, OP..now when noobs read our posts that all refer to your idiocy...everyone will think we're referring to the "Original Poster".
"Pud" definitely suits you better, though.
Stop whinging like a bitch, thats dicks job.