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Is it okay to be a heterosexual male - Midwest Spy - 10-04-2011

and like the music of Sade, Pet Shop Boys and Air Supply? I feel like I can't let my guy friends know this. I mean, I've hinted at it, but I've never come right out and said, "I love the Pet Shop Boys!"

What to do? Continue to live in a musical closet?


RE: Is it okay to be a heterosexual male - Maggot - 10-04-2011

Heh.........I listen to a ton of records that I will never admit to listening to. Hall & Oats come to mind.


RE: Is it okay to be a heterosexual male - Cracker - 10-04-2011

(10-04-2011, 08:22 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: and like the music of Sade, Pet Shop Boys and Air Supply? I feel like I can't let my guy friends know this. I mean, I've hinted at it, but I've never come right out and said, "I love the Pet Shop Boys!"

What to do? Continue to live in a musical closet?

Yes, fag. Don't let that out.


RE: Is it okay to be a heterosexual male - Fibonacci Prima - 10-04-2011

Or get some lube...cuz your faggy friends probably listen to that fag music, too. Just decide who's going to catch. Otherwise it could get awkward.

Smoochies! Go girl!


RE: Is it okay to be a heterosexual male - Cracker - 10-04-2011

And change your avatar. Maybe Mariah Carey.


RE: Is it okay to be a heterosexual male - Midwest Spy - 10-05-2011

I just hopped over to YouTube and watched Air Supply's 'All Out of Love', and, yes, those guys are ALL gay. (Guess I was hoping against hope that it would've been a different outcome).

Thanks Cracker and Prima, I'll keep it to myself.


RE: Is it okay to be a heterosexual male - Midwest Spy - 10-05-2011

(10-04-2011, 11:13 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Just decide who's going to catch. Otherwise it could get awkward.

Sounds like you've been 'right there' as this was being decided. Fun.


RE: Is it okay to be a heterosexual male - ramseycat - 10-05-2011

Air Supply? ah yea, no.


RE: Is it okay to be a heterosexual male - Duchess - 10-05-2011

(10-04-2011, 08:22 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: and like the music of Sade, Pet Shop Boys and Air Supply? I feel like I can't let my guy friends know this. I mean, I've hinted at it, but I've never come right out and said, "I love the Pet Shop Boys!"

What to do? Continue to live in a musical closet?


That would be a big hell to the no it's not okay. You might as well say you dig Barry Manilow.

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Music and passion were always the fashion

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You should be ashamed of yourself. Forfeit your man card immediately.






RE: Is it okay to be a heterosexual male - sally - 10-05-2011

No it's not okay, and I'm willing to bet you have a good time with your wife's makeup and underwear drawer while she's at work too.


RE: Is it okay to be a heterosexual male - Cracker - 10-05-2011

Now ask us if your ass looks big in those pants so we can finish emasculating you.


RE: Is it okay to be a heterosexual male - FAHQTOO - 10-05-2011

It's not even okay to be a heterosexual FEMALE and admit that!!



RE: Is it okay to be a heterosexual male - Maggot - 10-05-2011

Remember ELO ? So well produced that even on a cd they still sound good. Zanadu........All over the world..........Mr. Blue sky.......etc.




RE: Is it okay to be a heterosexual male - Maggot - 10-05-2011

(10-05-2011, 06:48 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: It's not even okay to be a heterosexual FEMALE and admit that!!

Crap! I thought everyone listened to Gilbert O Sullivan and stuff, Love3 I've seen him in concert though so I'm a bit frisky about it.


RE: Is it okay to be a heterosexual male - Maggot - 10-05-2011

Oh yeah Lulu! Smiley_emoticons_hurra3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=sczEBtOnD3k


RE: Is it okay to be a heterosexual male - Maggot - 10-05-2011

I've always been a sucker for basic songs with good words and an easy playable guitar backed by a female singer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ypn9oKaO-3E


RE: Is it okay to be a heterosexual male - Midwest Spy - 10-05-2011

(10-05-2011, 07:46 PM)Maggot Wrote: Remember ELO ? So well produced that even on a cd they still sound good. Zanadu........All over the world..........Mr. Blue sky.......etc.

ELO's great. Foreigner and the Cars too. .38 Special, Bad Company, The Cult, Steve Miller, etc. The list goes on and on. ZZ Top's 'Pearl Necklace' with the classic line, "and that's not jewelry she's talking 'bout, it really don't cost that much."

A TON of great music throughout all the decades, even up til present day. But, Maggot, if you have Sade's 'No Ordinary Love' in your I-Pod, you're gay. Just remember that.


RE: Is it okay to be a heterosexual male - Maggot - 10-05-2011

Thats OK ........I have no ipod. But I can still hear the music. Smiley_emoticons_smile


RE: Is it okay to be a heterosexual male - Cracker - 10-05-2011

(10-05-2011, 07:46 PM)Maggot Wrote: Remember ELO ? So well produced that even on a cd they still sound good. Zanadu........All over the world..........Mr. Blue sky.......etc.

Man who could have gone either way: It's Xanadu and Olivia Newton John sang it in a movie so it totally loses it's street cred.

ELO can't hold a candle to Earth, Wind, and Fire. Funk is cool. Disco is NOT. Sorry.


RE: Is it okay to be a heterosexual male - Cynical Ninja - 10-06-2011

(10-05-2011, 10:54 PM)Cracker Wrote: ELO can't hold a candle to Earth, Wind, and Fire. Funk is cool. Disco is NOT. Sorry.

Comparing ELO to Earth, Wind and Fire is like comparing a bowl of pudding to a crowbar.

ELO were a prog rock band they had NOTHING to do with disco.