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a Dickie intervention - Lady Cop - 02-24-2012
drop your gun and retch for the sky you cactus-assed tumbleweed-brain, goat-rustling varmint!
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RE: a Dickie Friday - IMaDick - 02-24-2012
My very own thread, I sure hope i get some valuable advice or something.
Thanks LC.
RE: a Dickie Friday intervention - Lady Cop - 02-24-2012
ok. we'll call it: a Dickie Friday intervention.
RE: a Dickie Friday intervention - aussiefriend - 02-24-2012
LC you made me laugh. Yes indeed retch for the stars Dick, the sky is the limit!This thread is long overdue.
RE: a Dickie Friday intervention - Cracker - 02-24-2012
Are you a tits or ass man, Dick? What makes your arrow quiver?
With your neck obsession, I am thinking you are one of those chokers like the Kung Fu guy.
What do you think of boys who take their own picture in the mirror? That's worse than girls doing it, right?
I think I can finally sleep. My last thought of the night is Prickly Dick. I really need to get out more.
RE: a Dickie Friday intervention - IMaDick - 02-24-2012
(02-24-2012, 03:26 AM)Cracker Wrote: Are you a tits or ass man, Dick? What makes your arrow quiver?
With your neck obsession, I am thinking you are one of those chokers like the Kung Fu guy.
What do you think of boys who take their own picture in the mirror? That's worse than girls doing it, right?
I think I can finally sleep. My last thought of the night is Prickly Dick. I really need to get out more.
You're a fairly shallow shitbird in reality aen't you?
RE: a Dickie Friday - ZEROSPHERES - 02-24-2012
(02-24-2012, 03:04 AM)IMaDick Wrote: My very own thread, I sure hope i get some valuable advice or something.
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RE: a Dickie Friday intervention - IMaDick - 02-24-2012
Zeroballs,Have they come to help your fat ass out of the chair yet?
RE: a Dickie Friday intervention - HairOfTheDog - 02-24-2012
Double post
RE: a Dickie Friday intervention - HairOfTheDog - 02-24-2012
Dick is immune to intervention; as it should be. Don't go changin', Dick.
or 
? You never know, day to day, post to post, with Dick. It's a very good thing. On a related note: I miss the "ass kisser of the week" awards Dick.
RE: a Dickie Friday intervention - IMaDick - 02-24-2012
(02-24-2012, 12:17 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: On a related note: I miss the "ass kisser of the week" awards Dick.
There were far too many contestants to keep track of.
RE: a Dickie Friday intervention - HairOfTheDog - 02-24-2012
(02-24-2012, 12:23 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(02-24-2012, 12:17 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: On a related note: I miss the "ass kisser of the week" awards Dick.
There were far too many contestants to keep track of.
Okay. I just didn't want you to think I was being so honest and nice with no attempt at personal gain. I had my eye on that
award.
RE: a Dickie Friday intervention - IMaDick - 02-24-2012
If I put the contest back up, I won't tell anyone who's ass they have to kiss to win, it could be anyones.
It really fell apart when Duchess started kissing ass, she was the one who's ass had to be kissed to win.
I will see what I can do, but my lemonade stand has really taken off and I might have to hire a couple more illegals to squeeze lemons, which means I will have to watch them and make sure they aren't just sitting around doing nothing.
RE: a Dickie Friday intervention - HairOfTheDog - 02-24-2012
(02-24-2012, 12:40 PM)IMaDick Wrote: If I put the contest back up, I won't tell anyone who's ass they have to kiss to win, it could be anyones.
It really fell apart when Duchess started kissing ass, she was the one who's ass had to be kissed to win.
I will see what I can do, but my lemonade stand has really taken off and I might have to hire a couple more illegals to squeeze lemons, which means I will have to watch them and make sure they aren't just sitting around doing nothing.
You got my application to become the shoeshine girl at your stand, right? I'm looking for less stress. Already bought my shoe shinin' attire.
RE: a Dickie Friday intervention - Midwest Spy - 02-24-2012
(02-24-2012, 12:48 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: You got my application to become the shoeshine girl at your stand, right? I'm looking for less stress. Already bought my shoe shinin' attire.
All this 'shoe shine' talk reminds me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oP1NMB_I0s
Enjoy!
RE: a Dickie Friday intervention - IMaDick - 02-24-2012
(02-24-2012, 12:48 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(02-24-2012, 12:40 PM)IMaDick Wrote: If I put the contest back up, I won't tell anyone who's ass they have to kiss to win, it could be anyones.
It really fell apart when Duchess started kissing ass, she was the one who's ass had to be kissed to win.
I will see what I can do, but my lemonade stand has really taken off and I might have to hire a couple more illegals to squeeze lemons, which means I will have to watch them and make sure they aren't just sitting around doing nothing.
You got my application to become the shoeshine girl at your stand, right? I'm looking for less stress. Already bought my shoe shinin' attire.
I will be adding ten more shoe shine locations in the coming months, It's amazing how stupid people are, a little cooking oil and some food coloring and they think they are getting real shoe polish.
So far I have single handedly created more jobs than Obama.
RE: a Dickie Friday intervention - Duchess - 02-24-2012
You should give her that ass kissin' award right now.
RE: a Dickie Friday intervention - HairOfTheDog - 02-24-2012
MS:
Sometimes you surprise me. I figured the "shoeshine girl" would have your filthy mind going somewhere more like here:
http://hotgags.com/videos/218-hot-shoeshine-girl-shaking-her-breasts
Dick:
You didn't tell me there would be oil involved. We need to talk salary.
RE: a Dickie Friday intervention - Duchess - 02-24-2012
...like right this second, Dick.
RE: a Dickie Friday intervention - IMaDick - 02-24-2012
(02-24-2012, 01:16 PM)Duchess Wrote:
You should give her that ass kissin' award right now.
That would hurt LC's feelings she deserves a chance at the award also. I have a sneaking hunch that if zeroballs really wanted to she could be one of the biggest and best asskissers ever.