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RE: SEX SEX SEX - Clang McFly - 07-27-2012
(07-27-2012, 12:34 AM)sally Wrote: Maybe Clang has a deep manly voice which would be a plus for getting laid, but I somehow get the feeling that he's going to tell me he sounds like Kermit The Frog.
More like Fozzie Bear. WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA!
RE: SEX SEX SEX - Clang McFly - 07-27-2012
(07-27-2012, 12:21 AM)sally Wrote:(07-26-2012, 11:58 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I bet that spinster's a freak in the sheets, too.
Go get her Clang.
Remember, at this point you can't afford to be choosy!
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I'd do her. She looks like a female Peter Dinklage. I'd Game her Throne.
RE: SEX SEX SEX - Clang McFly - 07-27-2012
(07-26-2012, 11:54 PM)sally Wrote:(07-26-2012, 11:39 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Now, between you, HotD and User, I'd think you could come up with a gameplan to help Clang get some pussy.
Whaddya got for him?
Did he ever get that job at Brighthouse? Because I'm pretty sure there is an unfortunate looking spinster working there that would fuck him. She might not be the best looking, but Clang doesn't strike me as shallow.
Not shallow. As long as she doesn't look/act like Snooki or any of those other airheads from the Jersey Shore, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Megan Fox, Kristen Stewart, Sarah Jessica Parker, or the Kardasshian Klan...ok maybe I am a little shallow.
RE: SEX SEX SEX - HairOfTheDog - 07-27-2012
(07-27-2012, 01:25 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: I'd do her. She looks like a female Peter Dinklage. I'd Game her Throne.
You're making me laugh again. She's really really small and thin and in her 60s or 70s, I think. But hey, if she's up for it, Game that Throne!
P.s. sorry sally - you're a better matchmaker than I gave you credit for.
RE: SEX SEX SEX - Clang McFly - 07-27-2012
(07-27-2012, 01:41 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(07-27-2012, 01:25 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: I'd do her. She looks like a female Peter Dinklage. I'd Game her Throne.
You're making me laugh again. She's really really small and thin and in her 60s or 70s, I think. But hey, if she's up for it, Game that Throne!
P.s. sorry sally - you're a better matchmaker than I gave you credit for.
Thanks, HoTD. Do you or sally have her phone number/contact info?
RE: SEX SEX SEX - HairOfTheDog - 07-27-2012
(07-27-2012, 01:45 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:(07-27-2012, 01:41 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(07-27-2012, 01:25 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: I'd do her. She looks like a female Peter Dinklage. I'd Game her Throne.
You're making me laugh again. She's really really small and thin and in her 60s or 70s, I think. But hey, if she's up for it, Game that Throne!
P.s. sorry sally - you're a better matchmaker than I gave you credit for.
Thanks, HoTD. Do you or sally have her phone number/contact info?
I'm not good at the love lives of others and just stay out of it. I only chimed in out of concern for Ms. Hunt's physical well-being and how that might affect the plan.
I'm gonna leave the matchmaking to those more qualified.
Good luck and be careful!
RE: SEX SEX SEX - imsuchawildflower - 07-27-2012
Back of a movie theater, cars, trucks, (moving and not moving), bathrooms at parties,
storage building during a backyard party, kitchen table in front of a bay window, trampoline,
swimming pools, backroads, in the lake with people swimming around us by the boat,
kitchen area in a local lodge, concerts...
Hes a scorpio, and Im a horny bitch. We couldnt help it.
RE: SEX SEX SEX - Jibbles - 07-27-2012
Y'all are a bunch of whores and heathens.
You need to find God and start praying before Jesus comes back.
RE: SEX SEX SEX - Ma Huang Sor - 07-27-2012
I had sex with Jesus once in the confessional when I was very young. At least that's who he said he was.
Talk about second coming....
RE: SEX SEX SEX - OnBendedKnee - 07-27-2012
(07-27-2012, 06:43 AM)Jibbles Wrote: Y'all are a bunch of whores and heathens.
You need to find God and start praying before Jesus comes back.
He's coming back again?!
I thought he already did once back in 1820 when he, Jesus began the restoration process now known as Mormonism?
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RE: SEX SEX SEX - Jibbles - 07-28-2012
Pro tip: If you're into exercising and you ever have the chance to engage in some rumpus coitus, do so when your legs are sore.
The release you experience at the climax is like no other. When your body locks up, everything contracts, the muscles stretch, blood is engorging muscles and rushing everywhere; the feeling is indescribable.
RE: SEX SEX SEX - pspence - 07-28-2012
(07-27-2012, 12:21 AM)sally Wrote:(07-26-2012, 11:58 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I bet that spinster's a freak in the sheets, too.
Go get her Clang.
Remember, at this point you can't afford to be choosy!
Just a heads up Clang...she's a screamer.
RE: SEX SEX SEX - HairOfTheDog - 07-28-2012
(07-28-2012, 07:38 AM)Jibbles Wrote: Pro tip: If you're into exercising and you ever have the chance to engage in some rumpus coitus, do so when your legs are sore.
The release you experience at the climax is like no other. When your body locks up, everything contracts, the muscles stretch, blood is engorging muscles and rushing everywhere; the feeling is indescribable.
Not to argue, because I'm certainly not a "pro" in this regard. But, just an alternative option for those of us who prefer to walk and hike rather than do regimented exercise. A few strategically tied bindings can achieve the same result. That's what I've been told, mind you.
(07-28-2012, 01:21 PM)pspence Wrote:(07-27-2012, 12:21 AM)sally Wrote:(07-26-2012, 11:58 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I bet that spinster's a freak in the sheets, too.
Go get her Clang.
Remember, at this point you can't afford to be choosy!
Just a heads up Clang...she's a screamer.
I'm guessing you're right, pspence. Ms. Hunt is under five feet tall. She is 67 years old and has been committed to her wife for over 2 decades. I'm thinking that being the object of our own Big Man Clang's four decades of pent up sexual desires could be scream-worthy for this very admirable and accomplished entertainer and activist (she's very smart too - I like her). Go Clang!
RE: SEX SEX SEX - Eat Shit And Die - 07-28-2012
I will warn her.
RE: SEX SEX SEX - sally - 07-28-2012
Clang is a big teddy bear and I'd imagine she'd get on top. I didn't know she was a lesbian though, so he can take that one off the list.
RE: SEX SEX SEX - Eat Shit And Die - 07-28-2012
I say we shoot the walrus and set the Lesbian free.
RE: SEX SEX SEX - HairOfTheDog - 07-28-2012
(07-28-2012, 06:38 PM)ESAD Wrote: I say we shoot the walrus and set the Lesbian free.
ESAD, always on the side of the little woman. A true gentleman.
RE: SEX SEX SEX - Eat Shit And Die - 07-28-2012
I just feel plain sorry for her, she does not need that in her life...
Lets shoot the walrus.
RE: SEX SEX SEX - HairOfTheDog - 07-28-2012
(07-28-2012, 06:46 PM)ESAD Wrote: I just feel plain sorry for her, she does not need that in her life...
Lets shoot the walrus.
In reality, Clang probably wouldn't be much interested anyway - just my opinion. I like him better than you do (who doesn't?). But, ain't no way in hell that Big Man Clang would be able to shimmy himself into her size 0 undergarments when she goes to shower.
I think sally needs to find another match. JMO...
RE: SEX SEX SEX - Eat Shit And Die - 07-28-2012
yeah, for the sake of the poor miniature lesbian.