Failure.

(07-26-2012, 01:43 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Clang, if that's true you really need to get laid even if you have to hire some kitty, maybe you could barter housework.

Its true. And thats not a bad idea.

(07-26-2012, 12:46 PM)sally Wrote:

(07-26-2012, 11:49 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Yeah me too.

Say it's not so Clang, say it's not fucking so. You just get more and more depressing each day.

Wait until I tell you about my suicide plan to off myself on my 40^th birthday.

(07-26-2012, 11:02 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(07-26-2012, 12:46 PM)sally Wrote:

(07-26-2012, 11:49 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Yeah me too.

Say it's not so Clang, say it's not fucking so. You just get more and more depressing each day.

Wait until I tell you about my suicide plan to off myself on my 40^th birthday.

(07-26-2012, 11:04 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(07-26-2012, 11:02 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(07-26-2012, 12:46 PM)sally Wrote:

(07-26-2012, 11:49 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Yeah me too.

Say it's not so Clang, say it's not fucking so. You just get more and more depressing each day.

Wait until I tell you about my suicide plan to off myself on my 40^th birthday.

Thanks for laughing at that, HoTD. I was worried that was going to come off as too dark and depressing.

(07-26-2012, 11:06 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Thanks for laughing at that, HoTD. I was worried that was going to come off as too dark and depressing.

Nah, it was a very funny response, Clang. Still smiling.

Thanks again.

I thought it was funny too.

(07-26-2012, 11:01 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(07-26-2012, 01:43 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Clang, if that's true you really need to get laid even if you have to hire some kitty, maybe you could barter housework.

Its true. And thats not a bad idea.

Leave off of him Duchess he's only 36

(07-26-2012, 11:21 PM)ESAD Wrote:

(07-26-2012, 11:01 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(07-26-2012, 01:43 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Clang, if that's true you really need to get laid even if you have to hire some kitty, maybe you could barter housework.

Its true. And thats not a bad idea.

Leave off of him Duchess he's only 36

38 actually. 39 in August.

(07-26-2012, 09:26 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(07-26-2012, 07:52 PM)Jibbles Wrote:

(07-26-2012, 01:58 PM)sally Wrote: Did he send you his real picture because that's not him in the avatar. That's Kevin Flaurentino, he's a member of a Backstreet Boys tribute band.

I like you. You're cute.

Careful.

Her ass is WAY bigger than she lets on.

We've seen each others pictures so I think it's safe to say that my ass is bigger than yours (since it resembles a prune), but smaller than a bread box.

(07-26-2012, 11:23 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(07-26-2012, 11:21 PM)ESAD Wrote:

(07-26-2012, 11:01 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(07-26-2012, 01:43 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Clang, if that's true you really need to get laid even if you have to hire some kitty, maybe you could barter housework.

Its true. And thats not a bad idea.

Leave off of him Duchess he's only 36

38 actually. 39 in August.

Bravo, now i think you are even more pathetic than i did before and i thought that was impossible.

(07-26-2012, 11:24 PM)sally Wrote:

(07-26-2012, 09:26 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(07-26-2012, 07:52 PM)Jibbles Wrote:

(07-26-2012, 01:58 PM)sally Wrote: Did he send you his real picture because that's not him in the avatar. That's Kevin Flaurentino, he's a member of a Backstreet Boys tribute band.

I like you. You're cute.

Careful.

Her ass is WAY bigger than she lets on.

We've seen each others pictures so I think it's safe to say that my ass is bigger than yours (since it resembles a prune), but smaller than a bread box.

I'm pretty sure your ass is quite lovely, and mine is definitely still noticeable. I've noticed that as people age, their asses become flatter and flatter until they ultimately disappear.

What a tragedy.

Now, between you, HotD and User, I'd think you could come up with a gameplan to help Clang get some pussy.

Whaddya got for him?

(07-26-2012, 11:39 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Now, between you, HotD and User, I'd think you could come up with a gameplan to help Clang get some pussy.

Whaddya got for him?

Did he ever get that job at Brighthouse? Because I'm pretty sure there is an unfortunate looking spinster working there that would fuck him. She might not be the best looking, but Clang doesn't strike me as shallow.

(07-26-2012, 11:54 PM)sally Wrote:

(07-26-2012, 11:39 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Now, between you, HotD and User, I'd think you could come up with a gameplan to help Clang get some pussy.

Whaddya got for him?

Did he ever get that job at Brighthouse? Because I'm pretty sure there is an unfortunate looking spinster working there that would fuck him. She might not be the best looking, but Clang doesn't strike me as shallow.

I bet that spinster's a freak in the sheets, too.

Go get her Clang.

Remember, at this point you can't afford to be choosy!

^this

(07-26-2012, 11:58 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I bet that spinster's a freak in the sheets, too.

Go get her Clang.

Remember, at this point you can't afford to be choosy!

Maybe Clang has a deep manly voice which would be a plus for getting laid, but I somehow get the feeling that he's going to tell me he sounds like Kermit The Frog.

(07-27-2012, 12:21 AM)sally Wrote:

(07-26-2012, 11:58 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I bet that spinster's a freak in the sheets, too.

Go get her Clang.

Remember, at this point you can't afford to be choosy!

You probably ought to give him something bigger to work with, sally. What is Ms. Hunt , like 4'5" - probably technically a dwarf? Clang will probably wanna do it more than once straight outta the gate. If he permanently breaks her right off, you're back to square one. JMO...