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Dumbass of the Day - Lady Cop - 08-02-2012
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Burlington Free Press
A farmer who was arrested last month expressed his displeasure Thursday afternoon in Newport by driving a heavy tractor over seven police vehicles owned by the Orleans County Sheriff’s Department, authorities said.
Roger Pion, 34, has been taken into custody, according to the Sheriff’s Department and Newport City Police.
“It’s more than half our fleet. We have 11 cars,” Chief Deputy Sheriff Phil Brooks told the Burlington Free Press.
“It’s pretty much the biggest tractor you can get,” Police Chief Seth DiSanto said.
“It was a massive tractor. It has four six-foot tandem wheels on the back. It was red. It must be at least a 15-ton tractor,” said Newport Express Publisher Ken Wells, who was at the scene.
Brooks said five of the damaged vehicles were marked cruisers, and two were unmarked, including a transport van. He said an eighth car, belonging to the department bookkeeper, was pushed out of the way in an effort to get at the cruisers. It had minor damage.
The incident happened early Thursday afternoon on the Derby Road near the new office for the Orleans County Sheriff’s Department. The department had moved from downtown into the former Passumpsic Savings Bank last year.
Brooks said he ran to a nearby service station where the department had a cruiser being worked on and jumped in to pursue the tractor, but soon learned that Newport City Police had the vehicle stopped about two miles down the road.
Brooks said Pion was turned over to the Vermont State Police, which will conduct an independent investigation.
Newport police arrested Pion on July 3 on charges of resisting arrest and possession of marijuana, DiSanto said. Pion was due in court next Tuesday.
The U.S. Border Patrol also was assisting at the scene.
RE: The Daily Dumbass - Duchess - 08-02-2012
(08-02-2012, 07:02 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: Brooks said he ran to a nearby service station where the department had a cruiser being worked on and jumped in to pursue the tractor
This was my favorite part.
RE: The Daily Dumbass - ZEROSPHERES - 08-02-2012
This guy is really stupid. Talk about escalating a minor issue into a serious one. Bet the charges (resisting arrest and possession of marijuana) would have partially been dismissed and he would have faced a small fine for the original infraction.
RE: The Daily Dumbass - NightOwl - 08-02-2012
(08-02-2012, 07:15 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: This guy is really stupid. Talk about escalating a minor issue into a serious one. Bet the charges (resisting arrest and possession of marijuana) would have partially been dismissed and he would have faced a small fine for the original infraction.
This clod buster went wild, I am cracking up laughing
He is really stupid! He should be banned from ever using a tractor again.
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RE: The Daily Dumbass - ramseycat - 08-02-2012
That is pretty funny! Who wouldn't want to run over the cop car of the cop that pulled you over for speeding when you were late to work? ahahhaa I mean I would never be mad at LC for doing that since she is so awesome. This guy is an idiot but you can't say he isn't creative.
RE: The Daily Dumbass - Eat Shit And Die - 08-02-2012
I thought this thread was a dedication thread to RamScat, nice surprise.
RE: The Daily Dumbass - NightOwl - 08-02-2012
From Roger Pion's FB page
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Hats hanging in the kitchen, pots a hangin' a lovely plywood floor & note the sofa nearby - he's a "redneck" and lovin' it! LOL!
Can anyone turn this sideways picture around?
RE: The Daily Dumbass - Duchess - 08-02-2012
Hats used as decor. *shudders*
RE: The Daily Dumbass - Eat Shit And Die - 08-02-2012
I think someone should staple a cap over his face and beat him about the head with a salmon.
RE: The Daily Dumbass - ramseycat - 08-02-2012
That place is a dump.
RE: The Daily Dumbass - sharit - 08-02-2012
[quote='NightOwl' pid='274559' dateline='1343953443']
From Roger Pion's FB page
Hats hanging in the kitchen, pots a hangin' a lovely plywood floor & note the sofa nearby - he's a "redneck" and lovin' it! LOL!
Can anyone turn this sideways picture around?
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This picture tells me he does not have a pot to piss in. How will they get the money to pay for all the cars?
RE: The Daily Dumbass - ZEROSPHERES - 08-02-2012
(08-02-2012, 08:24 PM)NightOwl Wrote: Can anyone turn this sideways picture around?
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RE: The Daily Dumbass - Red_velvet71 - 08-03-2012
(08-02-2012, 11:51 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote:(08-02-2012, 08:24 PM)NightOwl Wrote: Can anyone turn this sideways picture around?
Love the skillets hanging in the kitchen. 
RE: The Daily Dumbass - Eat Shit And Die - 08-03-2012
You can't see from this angle, but that guy needs a rats tail.
RE: The Daily Dumbass - NightOwl - 08-03-2012
(08-02-2012, 11:51 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote:(08-02-2012, 08:24 PM)NightOwl Wrote: Can anyone turn this sideways picture around?
Awesome work Zerospheres! According to one newspaper article his name is pronounced Pee..on - this poor dude cannot win for losing!
RE: The Daily Dumbass - Sphincter Cop - 08-03-2012
Oh, I see this is a tecno-savy police department. Just write your name in crayon here...WTF , is this a walmart booking picture?
This fucker looks likes he is one genetic twist away from RETARDED.
RE: The Daily Dumbass - ScientistsCanvas - 08-03-2012
(08-02-2012, 11:17 PM)sharit Wrote: This picture tells me he does not have a pot to piss in. How will they get the money to pay for all the cars?
He clearly has THREE pots to piss in.
RE: The Daily Dumbass - LuciferLynn - 08-03-2012
Wtf? Does this guy live at hunting camp?
RE: The Daily Dumbass - Jezreel - 08-03-2012
He is clearly very organized and keeps his 'home' uncluttered as can be
RE: The Daily Dumbass - Sphincter Cop - 08-03-2012
(08-03-2012, 10:02 AM)Jezreel Wrote: He is clearly very organized and keeps his 'home' uncluttered as can be
A clear sign of a man with swamp ass and hemmroids. It almosts tickles my fancy!