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Neigh Means NO! - Sphincter Cop - 08-10-2012
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Jeremy Johnson, 20, of Pennsylvania, pleaded guilty to breaking into a barn and performing oral sex on a female horse, Pennlive.com reports.
Johnson was sentenced to two-and-a-half years probation for defiant trespass and sexual intercourse with an animal.
Police were called to the Perry County farm for a possible break-in at around 1 a.m. on May 2. The barn's owner told police that an employee spotted Johnson in the stables after alarms were tripped.
Johnson told officers he had been job-hunting at the barn previously and did not realize the time. He also said he had been at the barn for an hour and had licked a horse, according to a previous Pennlive.com story.
Johnson's case comes on the heels of a story earlier this year about a man who was accused of receiving oral sex from a horse, but was not charged under the state's recently passed bestiality law because of an apparent oral sex loophole in the ordinance.
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RE: Neigh Means NO! - Duchess - 08-10-2012
Yuck
RE: Neigh Means NO! - Red_velvet71 - 08-10-2012
What a sicko!
RE: Neigh Means NO! - Duchess - 08-10-2012
I'd stick him with a pitchfork. Rawr!
RE: Neigh Means NO! - pspence - 08-10-2012
Poor horse. Disgusting. Sick bastard.
RE: Neigh Means NO! - ramseycat - 08-10-2012
WTF is wrong with people???
RE: Neigh Means NO! - Duchess - 08-10-2012
I can hardly believe he licked it! Oh my gods. Have you ever seen a mare's cooter. Jeezus. Too bad she didn't pee in his face.
RE: Neigh Means NO! - ramseycat - 08-10-2012
(08-10-2012, 12:00 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I can hardly believe he licked it! Oh my gods. Have you ever seen a mare's cooter. Jeezus. Too bad she didn't pee in his face.
RE: Neigh Means NO! - Green Ribbon - 08-10-2012
(08-10-2012, 11:58 AM)ramseycat Wrote: WTF is wrong with people???
I was just thinking the same thing as you when I read that story.
WTF is up with people!
RE: Neigh Means NO! - FAHQTOO - 08-10-2012
MyGAWD!!! I hope I've heard it all now...but sadly, I know I haven't.
The title of this thread cracked me up...
RE: Neigh Means NO! - Lady Cop - 08-10-2012
http://mockforums.net/thread-6241.html?highlight=bestiality
RE: Neigh Means NO! - Jimbone - 08-10-2012
We really need the rest of the facts... I mean she was probably asking for it.
After all, just add a 'w' and rearrange the letters what will you get?
WHORES.
RE: Neigh Means NO! - Sphincter Cop - 08-10-2012
(08-10-2012, 03:28 PM)Jimbone Wrote: We really need the rest of the facts... I mean she was probably asking for it.
After all, just add a 'w' and rearrange the letters what will you get?
WHORES.
LMFAO!!!
I bet its the way she moved those lips, on both ends.
RE: Neigh Means NO! - Riotgear - 08-10-2012
(08-10-2012, 08:59 AM)Sphincter Cop Wrote: He also said he had been at the barn for an hour and had licked a horse,
I'm just happy I got to read the above sentence. A rare treat to be sure.
RE: Neigh Means NO! - Sphincter Cop - 08-10-2012
(08-10-2012, 05:11 PM)Riotgear Wrote:(08-10-2012, 08:59 AM)Sphincter Cop Wrote: He also said he had been at the barn for an hour and had licked a horse,
I'm just happy I got to read the above sentence. A rare treat to be sure.
I am curious of the cleanliness factor and did it taste grassy?
RE: Neigh Means NO! - Riotgear - 08-10-2012
I meant the sentence.
RE: Neigh Means NO! - Donovan - 08-10-2012
Never mind that guy, what about the one who was caught RECEIVING oral from a horse? Any of you ever been bitten by a horse? It hurts. Enough that I wouldn't care HOW hard up I was, I ain't putting my junk anywhere near that. Nossir.
RE: Neigh Means NO! - Duchess - 08-10-2012
I was going to make a wise ass comment about a mare's vagina winking when she is aroused & because that's actually a true statement I went to look for something to back up my claim & discovered a tutorial, a TUTORIAL on how fuck a horse. Not kidding.
RE: Neigh Means NO! - username - 08-10-2012
Whoa!!
RE: Neigh Means NO! - Riotgear - 08-10-2012
I think you have an obligation to your constituents to post a link to that tutorial.