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Jeremy Johnson, 20, of Pennsylvania, pleaded guilty to breaking into a barn and performing oral sex on a female horse, Pennlive.com reports.
 
Johnson was sentenced to two-and-a-half years probation for defiant trespass and sexual intercourse with an animal.
 
Police were called to the Perry County farm for a possible break-in at around 1 a.m. on May 2. The barn's owner told police that an employee spotted Johnson in the stables after alarms were tripped.
 
Johnson told officers he had been job-hunting at the barn previously and did not realize the time. He also said he had been at the barn for an hour and had licked a horse, according to a previous Pennlive.com story.
 
Johnson's case comes on the heels of a story earlier this year about a man who was accused of receiving oral sex from a horse, but was not charged under the state's recently passed bestiality law because of an apparent oral sex loophole in the ordinance.
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		What a sicko!
	 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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 I'd stick him with a pitchfork. Rawr!
 
	
	
	
		
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		Poor horse.  Disgusting.  Sick bastard.
	 
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		WTF is wrong with people???
	 
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 I can hardly believe he licked it! Oh my gods. Have you ever seen a mare's cooter. Jeezus. Too bad she didn't pee in his face.
 
	
	
	
		
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		 (08-10-2012, 12:00 PM)Duchess Wrote:  
 I can hardly believe he licked it! Oh my gods. Have you ever seen a mare's cooter. Jeezus. Too bad she didn't pee in his face.
   
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		 (08-10-2012, 11:58 AM)ramseycat Wrote:  WTF is wrong with people??? 
I was just thinking the same thing as you when I read that story.
 
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		MyGAWD!!! I hope I've heard it all now...but sadly, I know I haven't. 
The title of this thread cracked me up...   
	
	
	
		
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		We really need the rest of the facts... I mean she was probably asking for it. 
 After all, just add a 'w' and rearrange the letters what will you get?
 
 WHORES.
 
	
	
	
		
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		 (08-10-2012, 03:28 PM)Jimbone Wrote:  We really need the rest of the facts... I mean she was probably asking for it. 
 After all, just add a 'w' and rearrange the letters what will you get?
 
 WHORES.
 
LMFAO!!!    
I bet its the way she moved those lips, on both ends.
	 
	
	
	
		
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		 (08-10-2012, 08:59 AM)Sphincter Cop Wrote:  He also said he had been at the barn for an hour and had licked a horse, 
I'm just happy I got to read the above sentence. A rare treat to be sure.
	 
	
	
	
		
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		 (08-10-2012, 05:11 PM)Riotgear Wrote:   (08-10-2012, 08:59 AM)Sphincter Cop Wrote:  He also said he had been at the barn for an hour and had licked a horse, I'm just happy I got to read the above sentence. A rare treat to be sure.
 
I am curious of the cleanliness factor and did it taste grassy?
	 
	
	
	
		
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		Never mind that guy, what about the one who was caught RECEIVING oral from a horse? Any of you ever been bitten by a horse? It hurts. Enough that I wouldn't care HOW hard up I was, I ain't putting my junk anywhere near that. Nossir.
	 
	
	
	
		
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 I was going to make a wise ass comment about a mare's vagina winking when she is aroused & because that's actually a true statement I went to look for something to back up my claim & discovered a tutorial, a TUTORIAL on how fuck a horse. Not kidding.
 
	
	
	
		
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		I think you have an obligation to your constituents to post a link to that tutorial.
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