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RE: FAVORITE LYRICS? - Midwest Spy - 08-22-2016
(08-22-2016, 06:29 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-22-2016, 06:24 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(08-22-2016, 06:18 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-22-2016, 06:06 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(08-22-2016, 05:56 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I'm lost and confused.Don't you mean:
I've got them TLR Pullout Corrections Blues.
-Clang
"I've been dazed and confused for so long..."?
...I've got a 43 year old case of blue balls and a really small dong.
-MS & Clang.
That's got to be a schtick.
A very tiny schtick.
Sorry dude.
Showing a chick the baby carrot is bound to leave someone traumatized (guess who).
RE: FAVORITE LYRICS? - Maggot - 08-22-2016
You'll never get out of 1st with a stick like that! Geez! Not you MS the other beefarillo.
RE: FAVORITE LYRICS? - Midwest Spy - 08-22-2016
(08-22-2016, 09:00 PM)Maggot Wrote: You'll never get out of 1st with a stick like that! Geez! Not you MS the other beefarillo.
Clang and I have much in common.
We both are amazing karaoke singers, we're both out of shape, and we both like women.
Of course, there are differences as well.
I'm a summer, he's an autumn.
I trim my pubes, he's got a jungle wilderness going on.
Mine hangs to the left and his... well...
Help, Clang, for a little clarification.
RE: FAVORITE LYRICS? - Clang McFly - 08-22-2016
(08-22-2016, 10:36 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I trim my pubes, he's got a jungle wilderness going on.
Well....that's not entirely true. I Nair my pubes on occasion. Feels so good against the soft material of panties.
RE: FAVORITE LYRICS? - Midwest Spy - 08-22-2016
(08-22-2016, 10:45 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-22-2016, 10:36 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I trim my pubes, he's got a jungle wilderness going on.
Well....that's not entirely true. I Nair my pubes on occasion. Feels so good against the soft material of panties.
Ahhh... sure.
I didn't even consider that.
RE: FAVORITE LYRICS? - Clang McFly - 08-22-2016
(08-22-2016, 10:46 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(08-22-2016, 10:45 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-22-2016, 10:36 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I trim my pubes, he's got a jungle wilderness going on.
Well....that's not entirely true. I Nair my pubes on occasion. Feels so good against the soft material of panties.
Ahhh... sure.
I didn't even consider that.
Instant Boner.
RE: FAVORITE LYRICS? - Midwest Spy - 08-22-2016
(08-22-2016, 10:51 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-22-2016, 10:46 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(08-22-2016, 10:45 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-22-2016, 10:36 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I trim my pubes, he's got a jungle wilderness going on.
Well....that's not entirely true. I Nair my pubes on occasion. Feels so good against the soft material of panties.
Ahhh... sure.
I didn't even consider that.
Instant Boner.
You would've made a ton of money in Rio for the Olympics.
Too bad you didn't go.
RE: FAVORITE LYRICS? - Blindgreed1 - 08-24-2016
(08-22-2016, 10:36 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:You two gonna cross streams now MS?(08-22-2016, 09:00 PM)Maggot Wrote: You'll never get out of 1st with a stick like that! Geez! Not you MS the other beefarillo.
Clang and I have much in common.
We both are amazing karaoke singers, we're both out of shape, and we both like women.
Of course, there are differences as well.
I'm a summer, he's an autumn.
I trim my pubes, he's got a jungle wilderness going on.
Mine hangs to the left and his... well...
Help, Clang, for a little clarification.
RE: FAVORITE LYRICS? - sally - 08-24-2016
(08-22-2016, 10:51 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-22-2016, 10:46 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(08-22-2016, 10:45 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-22-2016, 10:36 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I trim my pubes, he's got a jungle wilderness going on.
Well....that's not entirely true. I Nair my pubes on occasion. Feels so good against the soft material of panties.
Ahhh... sure.
I didn't even consider that.
Instant Boner.
See I'm the opposite. I get all turned on when I grow my pubes out and put a Vienna sausage in my underwear.
RE: FAVORITE LYRICS? - Donovan - 08-24-2016
Hey how come the favorite lyrics thread is so active all of a HOLY SHIT WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS FUCKIN THREAD (backs slowly out of thread and retreats to the relative safety of the Trump bashing section)
RE: FAVORITE LYRICS? - Clang McFly - 08-24-2016
(08-24-2016, 10:49 AM)sally Wrote:(08-22-2016, 10:51 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-22-2016, 10:46 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(08-22-2016, 10:45 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-22-2016, 10:36 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I trim my pubes, he's got a jungle wilderness going on.
Well....that's not entirely true. I Nair my pubes on occasion. Feels so good against the soft material of panties.
Ahhh... sure.
I didn't even consider that.
Instant Boner.
See I'm the opposite. I get all turned on when I grow my pubes out and put a Vienna sausage in my underwear.
Dammit. Stop making hungry and horny.
RE: FAVORITE LYRICS? - Clang McFly - 08-24-2016
(08-24-2016, 10:34 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:(08-22-2016, 10:36 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:You two gonna cross streams now MS?(08-22-2016, 09:00 PM)Maggot Wrote: You'll never get out of 1st with a stick like that! Geez! Not you MS the other beefarillo.
Clang and I have much in common.
We both are amazing karaoke singers, we're both out of shape, and we both like women.
Of course, there are differences as well.
I'm a summer, he's an autumn.
I trim my pubes, he's got a jungle wilderness going on.
Mine hangs to the left and his... well...
Help, Clang, for a little clarification.
....GROSSBUSTERS!
RE: FAVORITE LYRICS? - Clang McFly - 08-24-2016
(08-24-2016, 04:39 PM)Donovan Wrote: Hey how come the favorite lyrics thread is so active all of a HOLY SHIT WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS FUCKIN THREAD (backs slowly out of thread and retreats to the relative safety of the Trump bashing section)
RE: FAVORITE LYRICS? - Duchess - 08-26-2016
Holy cow.
RE: FAVORITE LYRICS? - Clang McFly - 08-26-2016
(08-26-2016, 07:10 AM)Duchess Wrote:
Not anymore. That cow is now hamburger. The only thing holy is the Swiss cheese on top of the burger.
RE: FAVORITE LYRICS? - Midwest Spy - 07-06-2017
Alannis Morrisette has always intrigued me with her looks and body.
She's definitely my type: brunette, curvy, smart with a touch of crazy. Okay, maybe more than just a touch.
Her lyrics to Hands Clean are great as is the song in general.
She's put on some lbs as she's moved into her 40's (haven't we all?) but I'd still answer the bell if she asked me to.
RE: FAVORITE LYRICS? - Duchess - 07-06-2017
(07-06-2017, 02:29 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Alannis Morrisette has always intrigued me with her looks and body.
I loved her Jagged Little Pill CD. Now I want to listen to it, it's been awhile, long while.
RE: FAVORITE LYRICS? - Blindgreed1 - 07-06-2017
(07-06-2017, 02:29 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Alannis Morrisette has always intrigued me with her looks and body.To each his own. I never found her attractive, with or without clothing.
She's definitely my type: brunette, curvy, smart with a touch of crazy. Okay, maybe more than just a touch.
Her lyrics to Hands Clean are great as is the song in general.
She's put on some lbs as she's moved into her 40's (haven't we all?) but I'd still answer the bell if she asked me to.
RE: FAVORITE LYRICS? - Clang McFly - 07-06-2017
(07-06-2017, 05:18 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:(07-06-2017, 02:29 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Alannis Morrisette has always intrigued me with her looks and body.To each his own. I never found her attractive, with or without clothing.
She's definitely my type: brunette, curvy, smart with a touch of crazy. Okay, maybe more than just a touch.
Her lyrics to Hands Clean are great as is the song in general.
She's put on some lbs as she's moved into her 40's (haven't we all?) but I'd still answer the bell if she asked me to.
She was more attractive to me before she became famous. I liked her on that Nickelodeon show "You Can't Do That on Television".
RE: FAVORITE LYRICS? - Maggot - 07-07-2017
She makes a better angel that never talks.