(08-22-2016, 06:29 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-22-2016, 06:24 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(08-22-2016, 06:18 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-22-2016, 06:06 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(08-22-2016, 05:56 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I'm lost and confused.
I've got them TLR Pullout Corrections Blues.

-Clang

Don't you mean:

"I've been dazed and confused for so long..."?

...I've got a 43 year old case of blue balls and a really small dong.

-MS & Clang.

That's got to be a schtick.

A very tiny schtick.

Sorry dude.

Showing a chick the baby carrot is bound to leave someone traumatized (guess who).

You'll never get out of 1^st with a stick like that! Geez! Not you MS the other beefarillo.

(08-22-2016, 09:00 PM)Maggot Wrote: You'll never get out of 1^st with a stick like that! Geez! Not you MS the other beefarillo.

Clang and I have much in common.

We both are amazing karaoke singers, we're both out of shape, and we both like women.

Of course, there are differences as well.

I'm a summer, he's an autumn.

I trim my pubes, he's got a jungle wilderness going on.

Mine hangs to the left and his... well...

Help, Clang, for a little clarification.

(08-22-2016, 10:36 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I trim my pubes, he's got a jungle wilderness going on.

Well....that's not entirely true. I Nair my pubes on occasion. Feels so good against the soft material of panties.

(08-22-2016, 10:45 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-22-2016, 10:36 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I trim my pubes, he's got a jungle wilderness going on.

Well....that's not entirely true. I Nair my pubes on occasion. Feels so good against the soft material of panties.

Ahhh... sure.

I didn't even consider that.

(08-22-2016, 10:46 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(08-22-2016, 10:45 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-22-2016, 10:36 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I trim my pubes, he's got a jungle wilderness going on.

Well....that's not entirely true. I Nair my pubes on occasion. Feels so good against the soft material of panties.

Ahhh... sure.

I didn't even consider that.

Instant Boner.

(08-22-2016, 10:51 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-22-2016, 10:46 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(08-22-2016, 10:45 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-22-2016, 10:36 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I trim my pubes, he's got a jungle wilderness going on.

Well....that's not entirely true. I Nair my pubes on occasion. Feels so good against the soft material of panties.

Ahhh... sure.

I didn't even consider that.

Instant Boner.

You would've made a ton of money in Rio for the Olympics.

Too bad you didn't go.

(08-22-2016, 10:36 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(08-22-2016, 09:00 PM)Maggot Wrote: You'll never get out of 1^st with a stick like that! Geez! Not you MS the other beefarillo.

Clang and I have much in common.

We both are amazing karaoke singers, we're both out of shape, and we both like women.

Of course, there are differences as well.

I'm a summer, he's an autumn.

I trim my pubes, he's got a jungle wilderness going on.

Mine hangs to the left and his... well...

Help, Clang, for a little clarification.

You two gonna cross streams now MS?

(08-22-2016, 10:51 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-22-2016, 10:46 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(08-22-2016, 10:45 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-22-2016, 10:36 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I trim my pubes, he's got a jungle wilderness going on.

Well....that's not entirely true. I Nair my pubes on occasion. Feels so good against the soft material of panties.

Ahhh... sure.

I didn't even consider that.

Instant Boner.

See I'm the opposite. I get all turned on when I grow my pubes out and put a Vienna sausage in my underwear.

Hey how come the favorite lyrics thread is so active all of a HOLY SHIT WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS FUCKIN THREAD (backs slowly out of thread and retreats to the relative safety of the Trump bashing section)

(08-24-2016, 10:49 AM)sally Wrote:

(08-22-2016, 10:51 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-22-2016, 10:46 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(08-22-2016, 10:45 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-22-2016, 10:36 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I trim my pubes, he's got a jungle wilderness going on.

Well....that's not entirely true. I Nair my pubes on occasion. Feels so good against the soft material of panties.

Ahhh... sure.

I didn't even consider that.

Instant Boner.

See I'm the opposite. I get all turned on when I grow my pubes out and put a Vienna sausage in my underwear.

Dammit. Stop making hungry and horny.

(08-24-2016, 10:34 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:

(08-22-2016, 10:36 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(08-22-2016, 09:00 PM)Maggot Wrote: You'll never get out of 1^st with a stick like that! Geez! Not you MS the other beefarillo.

Clang and I have much in common.

We both are amazing karaoke singers, we're both out of shape, and we both like women.

Of course, there are differences as well.

I'm a summer, he's an autumn.

I trim my pubes, he's got a jungle wilderness going on.

Mine hangs to the left and his... well...

Help, Clang, for a little clarification.

You two gonna cross streams now MS?

....GROSSBUSTERS!

(08-24-2016, 04:39 PM)Donovan Wrote: Hey how come the favorite lyrics thread is so active all of a HOLY SHIT WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS FUCKIN THREAD (backs slowly out of thread and retreats to the relative safety of the Trump bashing section)

Holy cow.

(08-26-2016, 07:10 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Holy cow.

Not anymore. That cow is now hamburger. The only thing holy is the Swiss cheese on top of the burger.

Alannis Morrisette has always intrigued me with her looks and body.

She's definitely my type: brunette, curvy, smart with a touch of crazy. Okay, maybe more than just a touch.

Her lyrics to Hands Clean are great as is the song in general.

She's put on some lbs as she's moved into her 40's (haven't we all?) but I'd still answer the bell if she asked me to.

(07-06-2017, 02:29 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Alannis Morrisette has always intrigued me with her looks and body.

I loved her Jagged Little Pill CD. Now I want to listen to it, it's been awhile, long while.

(07-06-2017, 02:29 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Alannis Morrisette has always intrigued me with her looks and body.

She's definitely my type: brunette, curvy, smart with a touch of crazy. Okay, maybe more than just a touch.

Her lyrics to Hands Clean are great as is the song in general.

She's put on some lbs as she's moved into her 40's (haven't we all?) but I'd still answer the bell if she asked me to.

To each his own. I never found her attractive, with or without clothing.

(07-06-2017, 05:18 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:

(07-06-2017, 02:29 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Alannis Morrisette has always intrigued me with her looks and body.

She's definitely my type: brunette, curvy, smart with a touch of crazy. Okay, maybe more than just a touch.

Her lyrics to Hands Clean are great as is the song in general.

She's put on some lbs as she's moved into her 40's (haven't we all?) but I'd still answer the bell if she asked me to.

To each his own. I never found her attractive, with or without clothing.

She was more attractive to me before she became famous. I liked her on that Nickelodeon show "You Can't Do That on Television".

She makes a better angel that never talks.