THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY

[Duchess]

And furthermore, I'm so hungry I could gnaw on your arm. I am seriously famished for real food, manly food, OMG and some french fries.

[Duchess]

Don't you dare make me want to smoke a cigarette, Sally.

[sally]

Well if you look up the hundreds of pages the United States house of oversight and accountability have on Biden then you’d surely see something is there. You can’t seem to get it through your fucking head that Trump is a threat to the established order for both parties. You mention millions of dollars in tax payers money going to finding something on Biden, they already have it! But you failed to mention the tax dollars going to investigating Trump having sex with a hung out to dry porn actress. You’re ridiculous, I liked you better when you were sick. Eat a cold tangerine, they’re very refreshing this time of year.

[BigMark]

It was a long time ago, she was hot back then.

[rothschild]

Maybe The bank records and mounds of hard evidence they have on him and his family’s money laundering and peddling schemes during the time he was Vice President. Did that ever occur to you? Or maybe it hasn’t because whenever it’s mentioned they’re too busy indicting Trump.

It occurs to me that if there were something there, something would be done, right? Of course I'm right. Jesus Christ. Use your head for fucks sake. That goes for Cars too and anyone else who thinks there's something there. republicans are spending millions of our tax dollars trying to find something, anything, and yet...nothing. When you've got something of substance, get back to me. Thanks.

...and trump has been indicted for breaking the law, repeatedly. Again, use your head.  

That's the sort of reasoning you expect from a partisan drone, not the Duchess of Mock.

[Duchess]

Well if you look up the hundreds of pages the United States house of oversight and accountability have on Biden then you’d surely see something is there. You can’t seem to get it through your fucking head that Trump is a threat to the established order for both parties. You mention millions of dollars in tax payers money going to finding something on Biden, they already have it! But you failed to mention the tax dollars going to investigating Trump having sex with a hung out to dry porn actress. You’re ridiculous, I liked you better when you were sick. Eat a cold tangerine, they’re very refreshing this time of year.

If they have all this proof of wrongdoing why hasn't he been indicted? I'm genuinely curious to know why. I don't ask that rudely at all. You know damn well republicans would love to do that to him. They control the House. They have options. So what are they waiting for?

You like me better when I'm sick because I'm quiet and not argumentative. 

[Duchess]

That's the sort of reasoning you expect from a partisan drone, not the Duchess of Mock. 

[BigMark]

They control the house, Biden controls the FBI.

[sally]

Well if you look up the hundreds of pages the United States house of oversight and accountability have on Biden then you’d surely see something is there. You can’t seem to get it through your fucking head that Trump is a threat to the established order for both parties. You mention millions of dollars in tax payers money going to finding something on Biden, they already have it! But you failed to mention the tax dollars going to investigating Trump having sex with a hung out to dry porn actress. You’re ridiculous, I liked you better when you were sick. Eat a cold tangerine, they’re very refreshing this time of year.

If they have all this proof of wrongdoing why hasn't he been indicted? I'm genuinely curious to know why. I don't ask that rudely at all. You know damn well republicans would love to do that to him. They control the House. They have options. So what are they waiting for?

You like me better when I'm sick because I'm quiet and not argumentative. 

I was joking when I said I like you better sick, I don’t wish sickness upon you. From what I’ve seen in my lifetime is that republicans and democrats do not really differ even though it seems so and they would like the public to believe so. Their pockets are lined by the elite either way and that is who both parties work for. Trump is a pain in the fucking ass to them and neither party likes it. That’s my theory as to why they’re going hot and heavy on Trump and not Biden. You don’t think rich career politicians have some pull with the DOJ and FBI?

[Duchess]

 Biden controls the FBI.

Can you explain how that works? 

Christopher Wray is a trump appointee on Chris Christie's recommendation.

[sally]

And why was Biden’s home respectfully searched for classified documents with little news from the media while Trump’s was raided with guns drawn and making headline news all over the world?

[Duchess]

And why was Biden’s home respectfully searched for classified documents with little news from the media while Trump’s was raided with guns drawn and making headline news all over the world?

Because Biden's attorneys contacted officials and immediately consented to a search while trump spent months lying & denying and made a concerted effort to NOT comply. The same applied to Mike Pence, he did the same as Biden.

[sally]

He told them they were welcome to it, why did they make such a big deal over it? It didn’t seem very necessary to me. And the White House has been very vague about what was in Biden’s hidden documents back from his vice presidency, why is that?

[MirahM]

It was probably just a few lunch menus.

[Duchess]

He told them they were welcome to it, why did they make such a big deal over it? It didn’t seem very necessary to me. And the White House has been very vague about what was in Biden’s hidden documents back from his vice presidency, why is that?

Are you saying trump told them they were welcome to the classified documents? Ahahahahahaha! My sides! My sides! Had trump simply complied with the official's request he wouldn't have been indicted for stealing classified documents! Thank you for this generous opportunity!

May 2021--National Archives begins asking for the documents back. They were not trump's to take.

8 months later (January 2022) aides return 15 boxes of documents, 14 of those boxes contained classified information.

trump suggested to at least one of his lawyers that the documents be hidden or destroyed. Further, he instructed his personal aide to move & hide the remaining boxes of classified information he failed to turn over after he was asked repeatedly to return them. He wanted those boxes hidden from his attorneys, the FBI and the grand jury.

Investigators obtained security camera footage showing trump's aid trying to hide the boxes and it was at that point the FBI got search warrants.

[Donovan]

I always Marvel at how the Trump cult can simultaneously claim Trump was just too stupid/inexperienced to realize he was breaking a lot of laws WHILE ALSO being the only person smart enough to run the government.

Pretty sure he had a lot to say about Presidential candidates under investigation, back when it was Hilary and some emails. What was that chant again? The real catchy one all you Trumper idiots used to like to shout?

[sally]

When they raided his place he had already said that he would willingly turn them over. So what if he stonewalled them for a while, they got what they wanted with absolutely unnecessary force just to create a show. Meanwhile we still don’t know what was in Biden’s boxes of tricks.

[Carsman]

Donny is uncouth scoundrel, Joey is a couth scoundrel, able to wash his skullduggery.

[sally]

I always Marvel at how the Trump cult can simultaneously claim Trump was just too stupid/inexperienced to realize he was breaking a lot of laws WHILE ALSO being the only person smart enough to run the government.

Pretty sure he had a lot to say about Presidential candidates under investigation, back when it was Hilary and some emails. What was that chant again? The real catchy one all you Trumper idiots used to like to shout?

How about you fucking Biden idiots come up with some one halfway human to run for election and over half the country wouldn’t be for trump. It’s only your fault when he wins.

[Carsman]

I always Marvel at how the Trump cult can simultaneously claim Trump was just too stupid/inexperienced to realize he was breaking a lot of laws WHILE ALSO being the only person smart enough to run the government.

Pretty sure he had a lot to say about Presidential candidates under investigation, back when it was Hilary and some emails. What was that chant again? The real catchy one all you Trumper idiots used to like to shout?

How about you fucking Biden idiots come up with some one halfway human to run for election and over half the country wouldn’t be for trump. It’s only your fault when he wins.

Amen.