The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread

[username]

Ever get that 'not so fresh' feeling?

Newp. Do tell. What's it like to stink like dead carp?

[SyberBitch]

Ever get that 'not so fresh' feeling?

Newp. Do tell. What's it like to stink like dead carp?

You know, the occasional use of the PeeWee Herman reply is ok, but this is what.. HOW many times now? At least 4-5 just since your intro a few days ago. I've seen you do better. That's just making yourself look really poor.

[username]

Ever get that 'not so fresh' feeling?

Newp. Do tell. What's it like to stink like dead carp?

You know, the occasional use of the PeeWee Herman reply is ok, but this is what.. HOW many times now? At least 4-5 just since your intro a few days ago. I've seen you do better. That's just making yourself look really poor.

Shit, I'm sick, I'm tired, I don't care. And how many times can you accuse someone of doing a PeeWee Herman before it gets really old? Isn't saying someone is doing a PeeWee Herman (over and over again) just doing a PeeWee Herman?

I don't know Peewee Herman, he's not a friend of mine...

[SyberBitch]

Ever get that 'not so fresh' feeling?

Newp. Do tell. What's it like to stink like dead carp?

You know, the occasional use of the PeeWee Herman reply is ok, but this is what.. HOW many times now? At least 4-5 just since your intro a few days ago. I've seen you do better. That's just making yourself look really poor.

Shit, I'm sick, I'm tired, I don't care. And how many times can you accuse someone of doing a PeeWee Herman before it gets really old?

Perhaps if you get tired of hearing it, you'll get tired of doing it.

Isn't saying someone is doing a PeeWee Herman (over and over again) just doing a PeeWee Herman?

No. It isn't.

[username]

Fuck it. I'm pretty sure I'm going to die tonight and all I know about PeeWee was that he was a childhood entertainer and as I recall, he got caught popping his pecker in a theatre or something.

Whatever. I'm pretty sure my headcold is leading to a brain aneurysm so I'm off to drink some Matt's Special illness/booze remedy and go to bed. Fuck you to all and to all, a good fucking night.

[SyberBitch]

Fuck it. I'm pretty sure I'm going to die tonight and all I know about PeeWee was that he was a childhood entertainer and as I recall, he got caught popping his pecker in a theatre or something.

Whatever. I'm pretty sure my headcold is leading to a brain aneurysm so I'm off to drink some Matt's Special illness/booze remedy and go to bed. Fuck you to all and to all, a good fucking night.

See you tomorrow, if you don't die!

[Duchess]

Shut-up, font whore.

Hahahaha...I've been called many things in here but, font whore is a first...::lol::

I just remembered that Necro would call me the Italics Slut so, I guess it has been done before..

[Middle Finger]

Why are people around here constantly crying about how they are sick like this is some sort of faggy mother forum or something?

[Duchess]

It's called, Mock Commiserating...I checked the rules, it's allowed.

[LuMPyPussy]

Fuck it. I'm pretty sure I'm going to die tonight and all I know about PeeWee was that he was a childhood entertainer and as I recall, he got caught popping his pecker in a theatre or something.

Whatever. I'm pretty sure my headcold is leading to a brain aneurysm so I'm off to drink some Matt's Special illness/booze remedy and go to bed. Fuck you to all and to all, a good fucking night.

Yeah, the fucking cops raided a porn theater and arrested the guys inside masturbating. Oh, the horror!

That still pisses me off, they really hurt his career when he wasn't doing a damn thing wrong.

[SyberBitch]

Fuck it. I'm pretty sure I'm going to die tonight and all I know about PeeWee was that he was a childhood entertainer and as I recall, he got caught popping his pecker in a theatre or something.

Whatever. I'm pretty sure my headcold is leading to a brain aneurysm so I'm off to drink some Matt's Special illness/booze remedy and go to bed. Fuck you to all and to all, a good fucking night.

Yeah, the fucking cops raided a porn theater and arrested the guys inside masturbating. Oh, the horror!

That still pisses me off, they really hurt his career when he wasn't doing a damn thing wrong.

I know... imagine!! A grown man masturbating to porn!! The horror!! Poor guy.

[Cynical Ninja]

I think it was the fact he was jerking off in a public place that was the issue, it is illegal to jerk off in public whether you're in a porno theatre, strip club or where ever the rule is wait till you get home to have a wank.

If you want to wank while watching porn buy a porno film, take it home, and then wank yourself silly.

[SyberBitch]

I think it was the fact he was jerking off in a public place that was the issue, it is illegal to jerk off in public whether you're in a porno theatre, strip club or where ever the rule is wait till you get home to have a wank.

If you want to wank while watching porn buy a porno film, take it home, and then wank yourself silly.

Yeah, it's technically illegal... but I really just think they were picking on him because of who he was. I'm sure people wank away (probably covered by something, I would think) in those theaters all the time. It's gross, but certainly not shocking behavior. They ruined the guy's career.

[Middle Finger]

Anyone who jerks off to movies in a public movie theater deserves to have their career ruined. Fucking weirdos.

[Cynical Ninja]

I think it was the fact he was jerking off in a public place that was the issue, it is illegal to jerk off in public whether you're in a porno theatre, strip club or where ever the rule is wait till you get home to have a wank.

If you want to wank while watching porn buy a porno film, take it home, and then wank yourself silly.

Yeah, it's technically illegal... but I really just think they were picking on him because of who he was. I'm sure people wank away (probably covered by something, I would think) in those theaters all the time. It's gross, but certainly not shocking behavior. They ruined the guy's career.

Get a grip and learn some perspective.

This is Pee Wee Herman we are talking about not fucking Robert DeNiro.

[SyberBitch]

Anyone who jerks off to movies in a public movie theater deserves to have their career ruined. Fucking weirdos.

Oh hell, who cares what people do in porn theaters?? It's not like they're going to offend a passing nun or some underage kid. People are THERE to see huge genitals on display, then get freaked out if someone pulls their pud? How is the pud puller more offensive than what's on the screen?

[SyberBitch]

Get a grip and learn some perspective.

This is Pee Wee Herman we are talking about not fucking Robert DeNiro.

I know, but it's dumb. Like people are shocked that a guy who did a kid's show had a sex life. Well, apparently not MUCH of a sex life, but still. ::lol::

[Middle Finger]

Anyone who jerks off to movies in a public movie theater deserves to have their career ruined. Fucking weirdos.

Oh hell, who cares what people do in porn theaters?? It's not like they're going to offend a passing nun or some underage kid. People are THERE to see huge genitals on display, then get freaked out if someone pulls their pud? How is the pud puller more offensive than what's on the screen?

I don't care, I'm just OK with a weirdo who masturbates in public suffering career damage.

[Cynical Ninja]

Anyone who jerks off to movies in a public movie theater deserves to have their career ruined. Fucking weirdos.

Oh hell, who cares what people do in porn theaters?? It's not like they're going to offend a passing nun or some underage kid. People are THERE to see huge genitals on display, then get freaked out if someone pulls their pud? How is the pud puller more offensive than what's on the screen?

If I was in a porno theatre and some dude was choking his chicken right there and then it would be a case of "Hey weirdo!, wait till you get home!, you're ruining it for everybody!".

They don't allow public jerking off in strip clubs or pole dancing clubs and I don't see why porno theatres should be any different.

[sally]

Why the hell would anyone go to a porn theater anyway. What do you do in there, sit around a bunch of freaks and eat popcorn? It doesn't make any sense to me, why not just look at porn in the privacy of your own home?