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the 2012 trivial drivel thread
Chocolate brown leather. *drools*. I'll post a pic later.
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NOTICE hah

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Asia News Network
Thursday, Feb 02, 2012

A 74-YEAR-OLD man died after he accidentally swallowed his dentures during sex with a 62-year-old prostitute in Taiwan, reported Nanyang Siang Pau.

The man, known as Chen, had been living with a close female friend in New Taipei City after separating from his wife many years ago.

The prostitute said she had sex with Chen for 30 minutes.

She said Chen had got up from the bed, paid her and was about to put on his clothes when he suddenly collapsed.

"He fell back onto the bed. His eyes were open but he was not moving although I shook his body and tried to wake him up," said the woman, who called the rescue team.

Chen was rushed to the hospital where he was pronounced dead. Doctors later found his dentures stuck in his throat.

















































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MY HEAD HURTS!!!!
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(02-02-2012, 06:08 PM)krystalshores Wrote: MY HEAD HURTS!!!!

Dunce cap too tight?
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(02-02-2012, 06:19 PM)username Wrote:
(02-02-2012, 06:08 PM)krystalshores Wrote: MY HEAD HURTS!!!!

Dunce cap too tight?
Oh, go swallow your dentures.
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Would you eat this?

Supergiant Shrimp
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It is over 13 inches long. Gross. The guy in the story said it was like finding a cockroach that is over a foot long.

Do you think cockroaches taste like shrimp?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-16834913
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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I am very proud that I still have all my teeth. Many people my age have none. I think user has all her teeth, but I have to admit I have never seen her mouth agape. I'm kinda glad because she has a big mouth and sometimes I think bats fly out and turn left at night as she snores.
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I found out that a guy I was in boy scouts with has died he was 51 and died from cancer. I will swing by the wake friday and say hello to people I have not seen in 30 years. Sometimes when I see someone I knew tons of years ago has died , I feel compelled to go to the wake and tell their family what I knew about them and any special memories that I have that they might never know about. Its like saying goodbye and sharing time in one fell swoop. I got along well with his brother and family and it will be good to see them again...........probably for the last time in this lifetime, like a last chance.
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(02-02-2012, 11:00 PM)Maggot Wrote: I am very proud that I still have all my teeth. Many people my age have none. I think user has all her teeth, but I have to admit I have never seen her mouth agape. I'm kinda glad because she has a big mouth and sometimes I think bats fly out and turn left at night as she snores.

Glad to hear you've managed to retain your teeth. Too bad about the male pattern baldness and ED. 86

Nothing and no one can steal my joy today.

Love3

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Do you put your gym socks in there? Can a 6-pack fit? How many fish can it hold? Nice hat! Notworthy
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Hey! I just looked up ED...........that aint happnin!!!! hah I am getting light in the center though. I could become a monk in a few years.
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Love the bag, user! It is a grown up Coach. I don't like the bags with all the little girl colors.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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(02-02-2012, 11:11 PM)username Wrote: [Image: purse.jpg]


Oooo la la! 75


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Thanks! It's serving me well...in my closet. I need to condition the leather and make the transfer which almost smacks of work. *shudders*


Maybe later today.
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very nice! their leather is so soft.

















































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Someone told me that my eyes said "fuck you" and when I looked at the picture they did!
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Bunch of "pussies"


Anyways .....what a difference between people that work for a living and those that do not. A really different world! Those that do not get up every day and head out and those that are at home and just diddly daddling around until they decide to go to a store or something. Its like night and day. The ones that sit home think nothing of bugging the assholes that work to stop what they are doing to go do some lame thing that really is inconsequential.
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(02-03-2012, 08:03 PM)Maggot Wrote: The ones that sit home think nothing of bugging the assholes that work to stop what they are doing to go do some lame thing that really is inconsequential.

Where did that come from, Maggot?

I don't disagree. Just wondering who pissed in your cornflakes.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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(02-03-2012, 08:03 PM)Maggot Wrote: The ones that sit home think nothing of bugging the assholes that work


Those that have unlimited free time have no idea what a precious commodity that is to those of us that work.


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Brothers that run out of gas in east bumfuck at 10am!!!!! Then run out of minutes on their stupid phones. My day started out just fucking fine. 80 miles later.......
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